Thursday, April 21, 2005

America's Next Top Model

Hopefully you watched last night's episode of America's Next Top Model.

You didn't? Why the hell not?! It's the best show on tv...next to Desperate Housewives...Lost...The OC....okay well it's up there.

I have watched all 4 seasons of the show and honestly, the current cast sucks.
They suck badly.

None of them are really photogenic, except for Naima. The problem with Naima is that she has all ther personality of a piece of bread. Plain bread. I'd say white bread, but that might be offensive since Naima isn't actually white. You get the drift.

At least with Season 1, it was down to Adrienne and Elyse, who was amazing except she was too smart for her own good. And granted, Adrienne's done maybe ONE modelling job since winning, but good for her for elevating her celebrity-quotient by going on Surreal Life. And who can forget Robin and her uber religious vibe?

Season 2 we were all rooting for that Yoanna who had lost a chunk of weight and adored fashion.

Season 3, how could you NOT want Eva the Diva to win? She was amazing. She had 'tude. She photographed beautifully. However now...wtf is up with this smiley personality? I know you've got a Cover Girl contract, but geezus bring back the "girl next door who can kick my ass and then some" attitude. Stop smiling so damn much.

Season 4....I adored Rebecca. She was cute, she had the potential to be sexy, she had a body that I would absolutely die for.

Then I went back to rooting for Naima, but dang her personality is so blah. After last night's episode...it's all about Kaitlyn. She's a dirt person, she's a hillbilly, she need dental work, and she has all the social graces of a cow. But she totally sucked up the death of her friend last night and actually made a pretty decent photo...granted, wrath is probably the easiest "sin" to portray.

And speaking of the Sins concept...did they HAVE to be 6 feet deep in the ground? Geezus. And I felt bad for Brittany...HOW do you convery sloth?

sloth n.
Aversion to work or exertion; laziness; indolence.


Well I guess she could have faked yawning or something.

Back up a few episodes, where they had to read off a teleprompter...WHO THE HELL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MAGENTA, CHRISTIAN LACROIX, OR HERMES?!!!

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