Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Geography of a woman

I got this as an email forward which i HATE email forwards, but this one is perfect...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
>
>Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
>discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
>fertile soil.
>
>Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well
>developed and open to trade especially for someone
>with cash.
>
>Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
>relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
>
>Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
>aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
>
>Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with
>a glorious and all conquering past.
>
>Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
>the war and haunted by past mistakes.
>
>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
>and borders are now unpatrolled.
>
>After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a
>mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only
>those with an
>adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
>knowledge visit there.
>
>
>GEOGRAPHY OF MEN:
>
>Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
>dick.

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