Dang....

Ahhh the aftermath...involves crazy Swiffering of the kitchen floor, doing a count of leftover alcohol, and wondering if vacuuming is even worth it or if I should just start looking at laminate flooring NOW...

Much props to Kraig, who as always is a trooper with BBQing in the blazing heat, and for being totally cool whenever there's drama...indeed, i'm a lucky lucky girl!

On another note, Flavor of Love...COME ON...those producers HAD to have known she did porn...AND...we all know Flav does NOT have the web surfing skills to find Toastee's nekkid ass (or uhh...front from the sounds of it) on the net...

Season finale of 4400...the only highlight of it ending is knowing this means the debut of The OC, Lost (ohhhh I miss my Sawyer! hot damn that guy is the epitomy of manhood), Desperate Housewives, and The Office...I need to know the Jim and Pam saga!

In dental news
I went to the dentist before my bbq yesterday and the hygienist chick is soooo nice....she mentioned the day before how she was up in Brentwood at another office doing work...and when I asked if celebrities go there, well, my office visit must have tripled in time...

Ben Affleck and Casey were there the day before, apparently Ben is truly hot in real life. Nicholas Cage is also apparently good looking, and he used to go in with Patricia...now with celebs they have to make sure they don't schedule appointments at the same time, but once when he was dating some chick they accidentally scheduled the girlfriend at the same time as Patricia, so they had to keep them super far apart...

Jack Nicholson took awhile to get used to becuase he's weird...

Tom Cruise is apparently VERY nice, and she thinks that his manager is the one who's making act like a looney toon...I asked about his braces, she said he lasted all of 2 days before begging to have them take them off, and that the center of his teeth are WAY off line, so even his veneers are a bit off...

Most celebrities have veneers, so they don't have to floss as much...But Tracy Chapman and Nicole Kidman have their real teeth, and what's his face who plays Kramer has his real teeth except for 4, becuase he damaged them at some point....apparently he's super funny....

Penelope Cruz didn't even seem to be dating Tom when they came in back in the day, so the hygienist thinks that whole thing was just to boost her image, and that Penelope was the rudest of them all and made the pregnant receptionist cry...

AND...she said Matt Damon is the most down to earth and NICEST of them all, and thathe's the only one who doesn't go in with a publicist or manager.

Needless to say, I was in HEAVEN in that dentist chair...