TV wrap up...
House of Carters
I seriously love this show. It is F*CKED UP. If you like Breaking Bonaduce, this is probably the most similar show in terms of how f*cked in the head these people are.
Plus this is awesome, Aaron (who has the worst skin EVER...wtf...get some tetracycline moron you've got cash) starts bitching how he wants sex:
I want to go back and have sex. Because it's been a year since I've fucking had any sex. And you guys are all having lots of sex. I am very sexually frusterated
Watch at around the 7:00 mark:
First off, don't say that stuff to your SISTER...wtf!
Secondly...maybe i'm ignorant, but doesn't jacking off do the same trick? I mean, if you jack off as often as you want sex, won't you no longer be sexually frustrated? (But i'm not a guy, so what do I know).
Thirdly...seriously...you don't SAY stuff like that to your sisters!!!
Girls Next Door
Hands down, Holly Madison is the most gorgeous female on the planet. I should just shoot myself for being too ugly to even be in the same time zone as her.
I'm starting to realize after watching this show that Hef really doesn't bang these girls. Or if he does, he bangs Holly like once a year (and i'm only guessing that because she wants his baby, which means,he does indeed uhhh spread his seed). But wtf, is he going to bang Bridget in her room? Full of animals and pink hello kitty stuff? But how does he kick out holly then of their bedroom? And Kendra talks about her vibrator, so you KNOW these girls are getting kisses and that's it.
Heroes
I didn't watch last night's episode yet, but I already know it was FANTASTIC.
Desperate Housewives
Maybe it's just me, but Sunday's episode was the best EVER. It had everything you need...mild humor, violence, and Gabby wearing a cute outfit (I want that skirt!) while smashing vases. It was great.
The whole point of the show was to see who would get killed off. Fortunately, they killed off Nora, the only other character just as annoying as Susan. Good thing susan wasn't in that grocery store, because Crazy Lady would have shot her too within a split second.
And, per ew.com: what was up with the British guy going away to work in Paris? Didn't he spend each and every day watching over his coma-induced wife for a few years?
Anyway, back to the show...i'm starting to really like Orson. So what if he beat up his wife. When Bree needed garlic peeled...he stepped up and did what it took to make her feel better.
I'm willing to admit, Austin is growing on me...i didn't think he was good looking at first but now he's starting to develop a look that's very worthy of a teenage heart throb...
One question still remains unanswered though: in the first season we heard Tom say "Lynette will never forgive me if she finds out what i've done"...and we still dont' know what that is.
ahhhh....so much tv, so little time.
6 comments:
I think that what Tom was referring to in season 1 was his child that he had out of wedlock.
Oh, do you still have DH on your TV? I missed it and need to see if if it was that good!
See, i don't think he knew back then about her...i don't know. I got the impression that it was REALLY bad....
I wasn't all that impressed with Heroes this week. Yet another 'Hero' sigh, it's getting a little slow now and it seems like every other person on the show has 'evolved'. But I do think I know where the nuke comes into play now. The show also reaffirms my love of the cheerleader, yes that makes me a dirty old man but in Canada, despite what the general public would say it would be legal. :P Not to say Ally Larter isn't hot she is.
Oh Sabina I had to have you comment about DH because when that scene came on tv where Nora gts shot I screamed. & Well Steve ran downstairs and asked if I was alright. So I was like so there.
Anyway can't wait to see what happens with the whole Orson thing. I don't think Bree will put up with a man beating her so if he plans on hitting her he better kill her the 1st time.
OMG where do you find these other shows to watch. House of Carters. hahahhaha :) Sexual Frustrated. I heard that um masterbation just isnt the same as the real thing s maybe thats why he's so frustrated. Once you've had the real thing thats what u want. I mean wouldn't u say the same thing. Real man vs BOB? hmmmm something to ponder over
** Hands down, Holly Madison is the most gorgeous female on the planet. **
Sorry, but once again you are in the wrong about how hot a chick is. I would have to put Holly at the bottom of the list for Hef's girlfriends. I'm not really a blonde guys, but personally I think that Bridget is the best looking one. Followed by Kendra the wacky one. This is the first time that I've ever heard anyone say that Holly was the best looking. Everybody has there own taste, but having lived in So. Cal. all my life... I'll say I know what I'm talking about
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