Dear Halloween mofos who decorate their homes but then don't have anyone home or leave a bucket of candy out...
It's not effing Christmas. When you decorate your home, it means "I've got loads of sugary goods bought in bulk from Costco just ready to unload on you".
Decorating your home for Halloween but not giving out candy is like dressing up in a negligee but saying you just want a nap.
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