Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Eee Vee Oh Oh

I was reading a celebrity gossip site and it was talking about Rachel Ray and had room for comments...someone wrote this, and even though I dig Rachel Ray (she may be annoying, but she's got a fantastic career path) i have to admit this is the highlight of my day (if you watch 30 Min Meals, then you know why this is funny):

She should care about her weight, because she's not cool like Paula Deen or Ina Garten. And she should stop mixing ground beef with her wedding rings on. And she should stop wearing orange eyeshadow. And she should shut the fuck up and stop drinking. And she should shove her sammies into her bra. And she should stop putting fire roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers in every-fucking-thing.

Although uhhh...Ina Garten is the most boring tv personality ever. Paula Deen rocks my effing world. WHen i grow up, i want to be Paula!

2 comments:

Slovebunny said...

Why does that person who left that comment even watch the show if she bugs them that much.
Norman thinks that Rachel Ray has to much spunk sometimes.
Rachel Ray does always add at least 1 drink to her day though. In the show she did for for Key Largo though she had 2. SO Lisa & I always say oh well we can always get a more expensive dinner entree because we don't drink.
OMG its so hot up here!! I bet its burning up down there too.

Anonymous said...

Well Kraig doesn't watch the show but he hates her...but he's been subjected to so many episodes because i'll be watching it while he's doing something else....