Some celeb gossip...
Ashlee Simpson and her new nose...she looks pretty and all, but...I kinda miss the Old Ashlee. If you ever watched her reality show then you'd know she wasn't the type to give a crap about clothing and wasn't afraid to make fun of herself. For God's sakes, she dressed up as a Fat Bastard type for hallowe'en...whereas her sister dressed like Chrissy from 3's Company...
So it's interesting that now she's all miss sexy thang...
As for her sister, what can I say, i'm fickle. Really, i'm on Team Lachey. I really am. But i caught MTV's Making The Video and i really kinda dig Jessica's new song. Plus i like Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria. And Andy Dick is effing hilarious in it. So...i can hate the girl but still kinda dig her music.
I do also realize that I sound like the most immature almost-29-year-old out there.
In other depressing news, it seems Alanis and Ryan Reynolds may be back together.
English Bay, Vancouver, last Tuesday, Ryan and Alanis are frolicking on the lawn, he rolled on top of her at one point, they were kissing, surrounded by their dogs, still very much a couple. I’m also following up on a tip that they are currently traveling together and will keep you posted on that front.
If I had that dude around, we sure as hell wouldn't be "frolicking"...and he'd probably end up going home in an ambulance. That boy is delicious on so many levels.
In other life news...
I wonder what % of guys would actually get married if say 100% of chicks never "required" it or even cared for it. Like if a chick was willing to just be with a dude, have kids, buy a house, all that stuff, even without a state marriage license. How many guys would then propose? i.e. how many guys really, truly, absolutely, WANT to get married because they want to, not at all because they feel they should, have to, or because it's what the chick wants?
And...by that same notion...
If there wasn't an expiration date on women's eggs...and we could have healthy babies right into our 90s...would chicks get married as soon as they generally do? I know of a few people who have kids (or are planning to have kids) because the chick is getting older...not that they don't want kids at ALL, but that if you could have a healthy baby at like 50, then they'd wait till 50. I'm starting to wonder how many chicks agree to marry dudes not because they really truly think they found "the one", but because this is their last ditch effort before it starts to get risky to have kids.
Mother nature...she's a bitch.
In lighter news, Avril Lavigne's wedding photos on Canada.com are absolutely gorgeous. Girl's got taste. Or at least, Girl's Wedding Coordinator's got taste. Even the bridesmaids dresses are super nice (and could be worn again...what do you expect with Vera?).
Do guys notice if chicks have small stumpy boy feet the way chicks notice that stuff?
If i shave Stash, will he be cooler with less hair or will he get HOTTER because now the heat can directly get to him? (My guess is the former, but the latter seems to be somewhat logical too).
It's been awhile now that i've had my Scrubbling Bubbles automatic shower cleaner and I gotta admit...that sucker is pretty nifty. In 2 months i've only had to clean the shower once (and i didn't "need" to, I just felt like i probably should at that point). Good investment, but the refills run out pretty quick. If you're not a lazy mofo like I am, just get the spray bottle and do it yourself for way less.
Since when is it okay to say "titties" on tv?
Seriously. The damage I would do to Ryan Reynolds...he'd be lucky if he still had his limbs...damn you Alanis. Damn you....
Damn me for having a bagel this morning. Now i just want to nap for a few hours.
3 comments:
Sabina I can't believe your rooting for someone to break up.
Do u think they broke up int he 1st place is he doesn't really want to get married? I mean they were engaged but maybe he didn't want to set a date and she got like fed up with that, hmmm?
Oh and to your other questions Goldie & Kurt have been together I think longer than any married Hollywood couple. So i wonder what their secret is.
What was wrong with her nose? She was good looking/cute to begin with.
Ah the ever on-going saga of Sabina lusting after Ryan Reynolds, he's a cool guy and I never quite understood the whole Alanis and Ryan Reynolds thing, they seem so different... Alanis full of angst, seems almost like a hippie and way to serious whereas Ryan is a goof, smart and funny and I suppose you could say he's easy on the eyes but I'm a guy, I appreciate his goofiness far more than his looks because he is a guy. :) I read once that he wasn't too sure about his whole role in Blade Trinity and that Alanis encouraged him to step out of his stereotypical role and do something different. I think it was great that she did that and on the plus side he got all ripped. So Sabina I think you have to thank Alanis for Ryan's current physique. ;)
Marriage was always a religious thing I thought and then the state got involved in it. You could have a union between two people but if you look at any religious texts they refer a marriage as a union between a man and a woman. Sure it's a dated idea, does it need to be updated? Who knows, it's an old book and things were different then, the joining of a man and woman back then was for procreating and building a large herd of whatever animal the other family had to offer. These days I think some of the same thing applies do you need religion to get married? If you're religious probably. If you're not religious then going to a justice of the peace is probably your best bet. If you don't care about the added incentives the state provides a couple when they are married then don't get married, just live together. Lawyers and the church (or whatever religion you are) has over-complicated things.
I think marriage is a proclimation of one's commitment to someone else... Is it forever? Should be but people make mistakes, people change (or their true colours show) which is why we have divorce. I don't believe that people should take advantage of both marriage and divorce but they are good, (check any tabloid on the latest gossip and you'll see what I mean) but I do believe everyone deserves a chance at happiness, if both of you believe in the institution of marriage then you'll make it work (or get married) but if you don't hold up your end of it then were you really meant to be together for the rest of your life? I don't think so, I say go your separate ways and try again and don't be mean about it, learn from the experience so you don't make the same mistakes again. I think the whole idea of splitting assets is just horrible, leave with whatever you came into the married with and split whatever the two of you did together 50/50, (collective debts as well). No one else should be responsible for someone elses debt, ya it's never this cut and dry but I think emotion and lawyers cloud people's judgement a lot of the time.
Like I said before if both were happy with spending the rest of their lives together without the whole 'marriage' process then I think some guys would be ok with it but there will always be guys that believe in it just like there will be girls that will believe in it or not believe in as your question suggested, it's definitely something a couple should talk about.
As for the kids thing... That's a tough one. They might find it hard to find a suitable mate at 90 but hey, people hook up at any age these days. I think they would risk leaving the child an orphan should they pass away before they were adults. I think one of the coolest things in being a parent is watching your child or children grow up and be there along the way. Why cut that process short?
Don't shave Stash, unless there's kitty sunblock. :) Maybe a trim to lighten up the weight and thickness of the fur so that Stash isn't keeping all that heat. There are plenty of folks that get their dogs fur trimmed in the summer why can't cats? :)
It became alright to say "titties" on TV when it became ok to say "B!tch". :)
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