A Benihanas Christmas

The Morris situation: grim.

The old-skool traps didn't work, and now the PB on them has gotten all hard, so i don't know if it's still delectable. I'm tired of not parking in the garage! So last night I told Kraig to just put a plate of PB in the garage and see if he eats any of it so we know he's still alive.

This morning, the PB was untouched...so my guess is that he's left Team H's domain.

the killer part is every day when I get home, I park outside the garage and scope out the trap situation...but they're along the wall tucked away so i have to get REALLY close (and for one f them, i have to get on the ground because Kraig's mustang is blocking my path)...and every single time I get freaked out at the one by the trash because ther'es twigs there and they look like tails and then i think i'm seeing Morris and I pretty much start yelling and shrieking without actually SEEING anything.

In other news, The Office was so mind boggingly fantastic, I don't know where to begin. I swear, I really feel like I work there. I wish I did, kinda.

Maybe last night rocked so much because RIcky Gervais (from teh british Office) helped write the episode.

A few bright moments, in no particular order:

1. "Benihanas is the asian Hooters"

2. When Michael marked the arm of the Benihanas chick because he couldn't tell the two asian girls apart.

3. Every time Jim saw Karen and Pam in cahoots with each other...his face was of pure panic.

4. When Jim discussed rebound relationships with Michael...knowing all along he was talking about Karen.

5. The explanation of the two different holiday party signs.

6.Angela: "Why did you take that?"

Benihanas chick: "oh I thought we could take them"

Angela: "I don't go into your house and take your hello kitty backpack!"...oh snap!

7. Michael photoshopping his face onto Carol's ex-husband's face for his holiday card.

8. Jim telling Dwight the waitress caught a goose and doesn't know how to properly kill it, so Dwight explains to the confused waitress how to slit the throat....

9. Tobey's infatuation with the bathrobes sent from corporate.

10. The ultimate moment: when Dwight is on the rooftop waiting for teh CIA helicopter, only to be texted that he has been compromised and must destroy the phone.