Time killer....

I gotta get ready for my company holiday party, but then I started watching this thing on White Supremacy Skinheads on A&E and it got me SOOOOO pissed off (like seriously, SERIOUSLY...pissed off...i'm gonna start my own hate group against people with blond eyebrows...or moles on their hands...or have red hair...because we are a better race without them!wtf)

So...to take my mind off my pissed-off-ness...for your reading pleasure since this blog is all about ME mooo ha ha haaa...
Off-The-Wall Questions:

When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?
the ONLY time was when i was like 5, and i'm never doing that again.

Family member you most resemble?
My niece. Well I guess she resembles me. My mom says that I look just like my dad's real mom.

Do you own your own Bible?
The only time I've ever TOUCHED a bible was when I was rummaging through a hotel drawer.

Do you wear deodorant?
Anti-antiperspirant actually. Dove.

Do you clean up nice?
Compared to how i look non-cleaned up...hell yeah.

When was the last time you tripped and fell?
OMG yesterday...and when I got up I smashed my head into the metal thingies that hold up my banister.

Where was the last place you slept besides your home?
Hotel in Santa Clara (bay area).

What are you listening to right now?
The sound of my computer humming away.

Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?
Nope.

Ever run out of gas on the road?
Geezus who hasnt'?

What would you rather do, rake the leaves, or mow the lawn?
Rake leaves. 'Cause then you can jump in the pile when it's done.

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Ad-Aware update. And The Office (avi file) from Matt since my DVR didnt record it and I was freaking out.

Last time you swam in a pool?
Last summer in Arizona.

Have you ever been in a school play?
Ughghghgh yes.
Nursery school: we did this thing where we recited how we kept getting mittens for birthdays, xmas, whatever, and then the very last line was "AND THEY GAVE ME MITTENS AGAIN!" and we all showed our hands with mittens on them...
ANd then in grade 1 or 2 I played the drums for some other school play thingy.



How many kids do you want?
4. The four child plan. Clearly I'm starting too late, but that's the ideal.

Type of music you DISlike most?
Polka.

Are you registered to vote?
Nope. I'm canadian.

Do you have cable?
I have satellite.

Ever prank call anybody?
Ha ha used to all the time. Oh wait I prank called Kraig's friend Chris when he was on his radio show a few months ago.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Hmmm...let's assess:
Bungee jumping at least has an effing cord, BUT...people's necks get jacked up doing that.
THEN...i would say sky diving but I just saw a thing on Oprah about some chick who's parachute got tangled and her faced basically got mauled when she landed.

So...my vote: skydiving but where someone else is strapped with you.

Do you have a garden?
An itty bitty one that is half dying, half going wild.

What's your favorite comic strip?
Far side, FoxTrot, Dilbert, there was one that isn't made anymore about this animals in highschool, that was funny...and...of course...ALIEN LOVES PREDATOR

Bath or Shower?
Shower. The last time I took a full on bath was...a long time ago.

Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
The Holiday

Best pizza topping?
hmmm...veggie with mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers...but sometimes a good four cheese works....any Mediterranean pizza with artichokes and sundried tomatoes...

Popcorn or Peanuts?
Popcorn

Orange Juice or apple juice?
OJ.

Chocolate Bar?
Mr. Big all the way!

When was the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Geezus...who knows

Ever order anything from an infomercial?
Nope, but my mom does all the time.

Sprite or 7-Up?
Sprite. Well, diet sprite.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work/school?
Yep: McDonalds, Select Roses (it was just their tshirt), ummm...i guess that's it.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Millionaire. Duh.

Believe in love at first sight?
Sorta.

Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Gina when she was in a coma.

What do you think about most?
Lately? Effing home improvement. And what I would do if i won the lottery. You know...the lottery that I never play.

Favorite form of travel?
Teleportation.

If you could have one magical power what would it be?
HA once again...teleportation...or...the ability to stop time.

SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:

Something purple within 5 feet of you:
A USB hub.

The sexiest item of clothing you own:
I've got strong collection of lingerie...that poor kraig never sees lol...

Is your hair long enough to chew on:
Yep. Mmm mmm. I like mine deep fried topped with salsa.

Least favorite color?
Green

Ever have Dippin' Dots?
Ugh no.