Now i'm ashamed to admit, I really do like Britney's new song. Not because it's britney...anyone could do that song. So basically I like whoever wrote it and whoever did the background stuff. It could be some high school kid singing it for all i care.
I've been curious all week to know how Britney would blow people out of the water...although it didn't help that all week she was seen eating and partying, two big no-nos for any female artist before a major event.
And then the event itself...oh Britbrit, what did you do to yourself:
(If you haven't watched it, you MUST see the link while it's still up...it's crazy).
Where to begin. Was it the lack of lip syncing? Geezus, just PRETEND you're singing. (Note to MTV: it's pretty obvious that if you don't have a mic and you've got a headpiece, you're gonna lip sync. Copy that to Chris Brown. But more on that later).
Next up...i know during rehearsals you don't want to exert all that energy. THIS WASN'T A REHEARSAL. She looked as bad as I would look if I tried out for the Search for the Next Pussycat Doll. You're not a frickin' amateur.
Then there was the issue of the outfit. Hey, i get it. You had 2 babies. You had a divorce. Life's been a bit rough and your body shows it. Yet somehow Denise Richards managed to get her ass back in shape. Why must you show your body like you're smokin' hot?! Why dont' your people tell you that you shouldn't do that? Look at Alicia Keys. Look at Nelly Furtado. They performed without having to show any gut they may or may not have. You aren't Rihana. You can't wear that stuff. And...it's unecessary. Rihana performed Shut Up And Drive wearing a short poofy dress. Why could't you have done that?
And then there's the issue that you were clearly on SOMETHING. I don't know if it was drugs, liquor, or both...but you were on SOMETHING. There was zero connection with the audience.
The best part was that the celebs in the audience were just appalled. I love that they flashed to Kid Rock, who smacktalked when her performed on SNL the week after she did. I love that PDiddy had his hands in his face. I love that 50 Cent look bewildered. BEWILDERED...buddy has been shot and been in jail and all that, and he was BEWILDERED. I guess she achieved something.
I love that somewhere in the evening Kid Rock got in a fight with Tommy Lee (get the scoop here: the fight details)
I can't stand Jamie Foxx, but he was a riot (especially when he was mocking the fight, plus lecturing P Diddy to be quiet at the end)...crap, the video isn't online yet.
If Britney's gonna lip sync, she should learn to do it the way Chris Brown did...his performance was fantastic, even though he didn't sing a lick of it...but that's okay, he compensated in other ways. Oh Britney, you're not cute enough anymore to do this kind of crap.
Did she not shave?
What is wrong with CLOTHES?!
Dayam. I love celebrity crap.
4 comments:
Was it me or did it look like Brittany was going to puke at any moment? It looked like she didn't want put too much in it for fear of barfing on P-Diddy in the front row!
She's going down hill.. and fast.
So basicly your saying unless your anorexic & a size 0/2 you can't wear that type of outfit Sabina?
Don't get me wrong I am not here to defend Britney by any means but if she wants to get up in front of millions of people in that outfit and half ass dance then why can't she. Kristy Alley put on a Bikini on Oprah too is that no ok either?
I mean I do totally agree some clothing shouldn't be worn if your over a specfic size like theres people all the time I see in public who are big who wear spandex and its like wow I can't even imagine myself wearing that. But then if you have guts do it should it be your choice?
I'm saying:
1. Wear clothes your size. I don't care what size you are, just wear the clothes IN YOUR SIZE.
2. And I don't think you need to be a size 0 to pull that off, but i do think you need to look like you haven't been drinking 10 beers each night.
3. The bra/panties thing is so 1995...Look at what Jennifer Hudson wore at both the VMAs and the Fashion Rocks concert..she's not thin, but she dressed in something that maxed out her best assets.
Britney's best assets right now are her boobs. Not her beer-filled belly.
And to add...it's the nature of the business as well. I wouldn't want to see Drew Carey taking his shirt off...I want to see Usher or LL Cool J. Britney in that too-small-bra-thing was not aesthetically pleasing.If you're gonna show your stomach in order to be sexy, you better have a ripped stomach. As in...flaunt your best assets. If i were on LIVE tv...where people have HDTV, and the advent of YouTube, etc...the only thing I'd show would be my hands and my face! I dont' need the whole world to point out my cellulite, my gut, and my cankles. Is cellulite real? Yes. Do people want to see it? no. Same thing with Britney...otherwise it's a fashion faux-pas.
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