From Christine

From Christine...so bored, might as well...

How late did you stay up last night and why?
I think 11ish? Why...because that's when I was tired? I don't know.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an D?
Yes. My ex boyfriend Don.

How's your life lately?
It's a'ight. Not overly great, but not overly bad.

Do you think you're a good person?
No. But i don't pretend to be either.

Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Well if I'm single it's because I wasn't happy with the relationship, so of course in that case single was better. But i'm not single now, thus that means I'm happy with my relationship and I have no desire to change that!

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Totally don't remember. I hate talking on the phone. It's so archaic. “Oh look at me, I'm Amish, talking on the phone”. Text, IM, or email me.

Whose bed did you sleep in last night? with who ?
Kraig, and two cats.

Do you miss anyone?
I miss my friends in Northern California (yo peeps i'll be up there in a few weeks!), and I miss everyone in Canada.

What are you listening to?
Would rather not say because then it'll incriminate me.

Is there one place you'd like to visit?
ITALY
ITALY
ITALY


Do you like winter time?
It's not really any different than the summer here...but if i had to pick, Summer would trump Winter.

What are you excited about?
My bbq this weekend. On a Saturdayyyyy...we all know what happens when we have bbqs on saturdays...hopefully this time no guest will threaten me or shove me or hitch hike home because we took their keys away!

Plans for today?
Going to the gym with Carrie tonight.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Dinner with my husband, than preparing for the bbq.

Do you want to dance?
Ummm, no. I miss clubbing, but I have all the rhythm of a cow in heat. (Christine, remember that good ol' line? Whatever happened to Chris G anyway?)

Something interesting happen lately?
Yes, but it's BAD interesting, it involves someone that my husband and I care about, and I'm definitely not posting it here.

Do you wish you were somewhere else now?
YES very much so. Even being in my car would be better.

Ever kissed a blond haired, blue eyed person?
Blond-ish yes. Does dark blond count? I mean, not anyone who was like, california-blond.

What did you do last night?
Did we not already discuss last night? I came home, texted some peeps, watched Bold and The Beautiful, went to bed.

What is your current annoyance?
I can't keep up in my life with the things that need to get done.

Where is your mom right now?
In Orleans.

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
If i tell you, that would incriminate me.

When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?
I read this thing about a dude who was a paraplegic. Maybe my mother did this to me because she used to tell me i should feel grateful for what i've got, but damn if I didn't feel just awful...like, as much as I hate my thighs or my boobs (HA or lack of them), I have everything in working order, and my life is much easier as a result. So then I feel like a complete asshole.

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
YES

How did your day start off?
Bad. I had to get up super early so I could get to the grocery store...getting up early for anything unless it's “get up early so i could switch to a comfier bed and go back to sleep” is never good.

Does anyone hate you?
Yes, absolutely.

Are you happy with life?
It has it's moments.

Can you handle the truth?
Better than Tom Cruise, that's for damn sure.

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Who's not retarded enough to be able to read See Spot Run in one day?

How's the weather today?
Nice and warm.

Who do you hate?
There are two people who fit the bill. Hate IS a very strong word, and there's extreme dislike vs. hate. To me, “hate” means I would have zero problems if they died tomorrow. And there's two people that fit the bill. See the above question about whether I think I'm a good person.

Did you speak to your mother today?
Nope.

Who are you talking to right now ?
No one. I'm filling this frickin' thing out.

How many months until your birthday?
12

What is on your desk right now?
Papers, a Dwight bobblehead, hand sanitizer, my purse, a sweater, my Chik Fil A “cereal” box promo, a billion empty cans of diet pepsi and diet coke.

How often do you give high fives?
Pretty often actually. I'm a loser like that.

Can you fill this out without lying?
Well that obviously is a catch-22 of a question isn't it.

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
Yes (note to my husband: no, not THAT Matt)

How often do you eat fast food?
Only in dire straits.

Can you play guitar hero?
I played Rock Band, and I sucked so bad at it. But it's fun.

Last time you walked further than a block?
I dunno...hmmm crap I really don't remember. I guess last time I was at the gym with Carrie we walked on the treadmills for awhile, that was probably more than a block's worth.

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Lauren from book club is pretty close.

What are you plans for the night?
Didn't this already get asked? Going to the gym with Carrie. Then maybe do work.

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Depends what you did when you were pre-Ex. Obviously Bryan and I can...but we were in elementary school and it was more than PG-13 clean. But if you boned the person, forget it. Ladder theory people, ladder theory. Guys will always want to bone you, especially if you're already low on the ladder in bonability.

When was the last time you cried really hard?
2 weeks ago.

Where is your biological father right now?
As opposed to my adopted father?! He's probably at home with my mom. Or the mosque.

When is your birthday?
Why don't you ask for my SSN too.

Was yesterday better than today?
YES very.

Do you have any nicknames?
Bean, Beanie, Beanbag....Kraig calls me Sweetie.

Are you mad about anything?
YES. I'm ridden with angst. WTF hence the purpose of this blog.

Last time you spent the night at someone's house?
a few weeks ago

Have you made any new friends recently?
Yep

Have you kissed anyone with a name starting with T?
Yep (geezus why don't we go through the entire alphabet or male baby name book while we're at it to see how much of a whore i am!)

Is anything bothering you right now?
My knee is acting up. Which makes me feel REALLY old. I knew that knee situation would catch up to me in my old age, i just hoped it would be closert to 50, not 31.

Are you a bad influence?
I agree with you Christine...no, but I can easily be influenced into bad behavior.

Night out or night in
Night in all the way. Nothing beats wearing something comfy, bowl of popcorn, movie.

Do you like someone right now?
Sure.

How do you feel about your life right now?
Stop asking me the same crap.

Explain why you last threw up?
Food made me sick.

What do you usually order at McDonald’s?
I don't eat at McD's. Especially not in the US. The only things I've consumed at a McD's in the US was 1 ice cream cone, and then sips from Kraig's diet coke. Let me tell you, I worked at McD's. They pump fat in the AIR. Even their WATER will make you gain weight. It's a bad scene, avoid it at all costs.

What kind of shoes did you wear today?
Gasp non-3” heels. These are 2.5” ones, brown kitten heels with a peep toe and a teenie dark brown bow.

Do you like scary movies?
YES very much so. I think The Ring made more of a profound impact on my life than my marriage, my immigration, and my childhood combined.

Roller coasters?
Big time. Unfortunately Kraig doesn't like them, so...i haven't been on a good scary one in years. Actually, since I moved to the US.

Who was the last person to comment on you?
Ummm see the below post about the dude and my ass.

What is today?
Thursday

What brand of batteries does your family use?
Energizer or Duracell

Is science your best academic subject in school?
YES, yes it was, along with math. I'd tattoo the period table of the elements if I could.

Ever drank nail polish remover?
Why yes, yes i have.

AIM, MSN or MySpace IM?
Are you high? AIM is so 1999 (“you've got mail”...wtf)...MSN is okay, but I'm anti-anything that's already installed on my computer when I'm installing Windows, and MySpace is so bloody irritating. So...it's Yahoo or FB IM all the way.

Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
I'd rather sleep with Kraig when he's not snoring. And my cats.

Do you consider yourself creative?
Not at all.

Do you know how to play poker?
YES and I love it.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Sure, who hasn't?

Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Obviously.

Do you ever wear a seat belt?
I can't believe I'm still answering this retarded survey.

Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes. 18th birthday. Can thank Kevin for that one, that motherf*cker.

What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
This survey's taken me a f*cking hour, and I type fast.

Do you have any famous relatives?
Well, my dad is famous amongst the muslim community...otherwise, no. Although i was once told we're related to Genghis Khan, which would REALLY explain the rage I've got going on.

Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nope. Just one grandmother left.

Has the person who hurt you the most recently apologized?
Yes.

Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
Yes.

Are you a morning person or a night?
Night

Are you there for your friends?
Not as much as I should be.

Are you a forgiving person?
People have told me I'm too quick to forgive...it bites me in the ass later.

Do you smoke on the regular?
I must be to continue this survey.

Are you mad at anyone?
Yes.

Who was the last person you ate with?
Coworkers at a baby shower.

Ever punched somebody or been punched?
Have we not had this discussion?: Anyway, Yes and yes.

Do you have a job?
Yes, thankfully in this economy!

Are you easily confused?
Depends on who's trying to confuse me.

Do you think you would make a good parent?
No, but that wouldn't stop me.

You're able to go back into your life and change one thing, what is it?
We all know my gripe...i would have studied biotech/genetic engineering intead of computer science. BIGGEST regret. And I would have said “eff it” to my parents and gone to McMaster. Remember that question about being easily influenced?!

Are you perfect?
I'm anti-perfect, I'm so imperfect.

What do you think of when you think of being alone?
My brain is always racing a mile a minute. I have some serious inner-dialogue going on, alone or not.

Do you hide who you really are to keep your family happy?
LOL I know my childhood friends can agree with this: YES