Friday, September 12, 2008

Best best best fashion advice

Scroll down to the very bottom...maddox's page still kicks ass. I hate these dresses/tops for the very reason he listed.
Scroll to the very bottom rant.

His image cracks me up every time:

4 comments:

Carrie said...

Yeah, you never do wear "tit curtains," do you?! I, personally, love these shirts! Now...don't get me wrong, I certainly wouldn't wear an empire waisted shirt unless I was pregnant, but these...ahem...curtain shirts don't make me look pregnant. In fact, they actually emphasize my chest, while still covering it up so I don't look like a $2 whore. AND, best of all, they're not stuck to my skin and stomach so I don't ever have to worry about walking around and subjecting everyone to a little extra belly fat. I think that they are cute, comfortable, AND sexy.

Anonymous said...

I have no boobs, so the last thing i'm going to do is cover up the little bit that i have...i buy super padded bras in order to ACCENTUATE the boob area :P

But what a guy finds sexy always trumps what a chick finds sexy (unless you plan on pulling a Katy Perry), so he wins :P

Anonymous said...

AND YOU DONT HAVE BELLY FAT!

zabber said...

So these shirts are to hide what you want hidden. I have to admit the women I have seen them in are far from hot in them, there were a few and I mean like 3 looked good in them. :P

The dresses remind me of lamp shades, not attractive at all.

If anything those dresses just make me shake my head in dis-belief and look out for another hot chick, those things are almost like cigarettes in a woman's mouth, a woman can be super hot and as soon as she lights up, I've lost interest.