eschew obfuscation

I'm in a bitchy, bitchy mood again today. Probably because the flat iron left kinks in my hair because i was in such a rush this morning.

Had to give a "dental dam" explanation this morning...at least that made me laugh!

I'm going to lunch today with VPs/CEO/bigwigs because the exec assistant to the CEO is quitting...now i'm not like some people that think, "oh crap why did I just say that"...I actualy rarely regret the things i DO say, as retarded as they sound.

I regret the things I don't say. And there's this stupid pressure (okay, it's just me, i admit) that if you've got the CEO/VP/whatever in your presence, you should "wow" them.

I don't do "wowing" very well....because i tend to stutter...

Watched Sweet Home Alabama last night, saw it in the theater and I have NO IDEA why I chose to watch it again last night ((probably because i needed to kill time before going to the gym...i hate going to the gym before 10pm))...Oh Reese, what were you thinking? Legally Blond was fabulous....SHA is just awful.
And i would have TOTALLY stayed with rich hot Patrick Dempsey over Josh Lucas (maybe because i'm a stickler for a guy who SHAVES....)....wtf.

Holy CRAP it's effing cold in this office....

Maybe i'm bitchy because i opened the bottle of Diet Pepsi that was sitting in my car for a week (one of the big 2L bottles) and it was like i set off a Pepsi Sprinkler in my kitchen...I just sat there drenched, me and my Bounty paper towels, because it was such a big psycho disaster. HALF the bottle sprayed in my kitchen...and on me...and you know what? Bounty is not so much the quicker picker upper as they claim to be.

Okay that's it for my random bitching for today...