Valentine's Day in LB

WTF...why am I starving? So far today i've had a huge slice of banana bread, 2 huge slices of pizza, around 1/3 box of Apple Jacks, a packet of Reese's Pieces, a lean cuisine, 2 gardenburger patties, a boatload of these crustini things, and this vanilla breakfast bar thing.

Soooo hungry. Which is so sad since for sure i gotta go to the gym now tonight. Ugh.

ANYWAY

Have I mentioned yet how much i LOVE LOVE LOVE Laguna Beach?! Even though I'm old enough to be everyone's mother? You just can't write that sh*t, you really can't. (Excuse my language...i don't swear in real life, but i swear when i write...makes me feel badass or something).

Maybe it's because I relate to Jessica, or shall I say, she should relate to me since i'm 10 years older...EVERYTHING that girl does is exactly what I did...except that she called up her best friend to cry after a breakup, which I have never EVER done...it's just not my style. I don't know why...i mean, i'll gripe about my men to my girlfriends till the cows come home, but when it comes to the SERIOUS sh*t, I keep my mouth shut...probably because I don't want my drama to become someone else's drama, and probably because I don't want another female's opinion about Guy X who's crushing my heart.

This week's LB was the Vday episode...I've only ever had TWO Valentine's Days, since I was 15, where I was single. This is not to brag, but more to show how much of a serial monogamy kind of girl I am.

The 2nd Vday was horrible...I was seeing a guy who decided to not call me to tell me he was in Washington or something like that for a week, I mean we were only past Date 1 but I probably shouldn't have let him get to Date 2 considering he never even sent me flowers, or called, or even sent an e-card on Vday.
Unrelated note: when i questioned how his cat survived without him for so long, he said he had an electronic kitty litterbox...and YES that thing was so amazing, I've not only bought one for myself but i've convinced almost everyone to buy one as well. So for as much of a tool as I was for seeing this dude, at least I gained the valuable knowledge of how wonderful the Littermaid is

The first Vday when I was single was my best Valentine's Day ever.

It was my first one after me and my first boyfriend broke up (the one that i'll take a crowbar to if he EVER comes in my line of vision), which was a like 3 or 4 year relationship...I got to school...and one of my best friends Christine (who i still adore to this day, she's my bitch!) showed up with a carnation for me, becuase she knew that I would probably feel crappy on that Valentine's Day.

It was hands-down the most sweetest gesture ever, and no Valentine's Day of roses, candy, or jewelry will ever ever beat that single carnation she gave me.

Back to Laguna Beach, I absolutely adore Stephen but what the f*ck, that guy clearly gained the Freshman FIFTY THOUSAND his first year...his face is so puffy. I liked him lanky and lean...I guess really I should stop scoping out guys who are 19 when i'm 28....