Bone-ability

From Oh No They Didn't!
Which would YOU do?
LUKE VS. OWEN WILSON

One is a dark-haired stunner while the other is a quirky blond. Which Wilson brother would you bring home to Mom?
Luke is better looking but Owen is wayyyy sexier...i'd do Owen. Then afterwords he can play me a song and cartoon birds would fly around us. It'd be great.

RYAN SEACREST VS. SIMON COWELL

The American Idol host can charm, while the cranky judge keeps it real. Who gets your vote?

Egads, Ryan all the way. Ryan's got a fit body AND he's not gonna cross his arms and critique you after. Plus Simon looks lazy...i mean, all he does is sit in that chair. Ryan's gotta run around and get all interactive.


RICHIE SAMBORA VS. CHARLIE SHEEN

They're no strangers to complicated relationships: Which would you take a chance with – the Bon Jovi guitarist or the TV star?

Oh geezus Charlie all the way. Although I'm sure he's a complete loon...but he'd still be more fun.


KANYE WEST VS. PHARRELL WILLIAMS

Gold diggers need not apply: Which hip-hopper makes your heart beat faster?

This is a tough call. Neither is fabulously good looking...Pharrell's got a decent body i guess...but he looksl ike an alien...and he looks like he got an STD from one of Snoop's leftover women. Kanye it is. But it would still suck, 'cause he looks like the type where you have to keep telling him how fabulous his performance was. Eff that crap.


MICHAEL VARTAN VS. BRADLEY COOPER

The handsome Alias stars make pulses race. With whom would you share a secret mission?

Oh hands down, Michael Vartan. Never Been Kissed made all of us chicks fall for him. Plus Bradley always plays a jackass in movies. Michael's super good looking in that "I could marry that man and i'd have millions of his babies" kind of way.

MICK JAGGER VS. STEVEN TYLER

They may be grandfathers, but they still have that sexy swagger. Which rocker gives you more "Sweet Emotion"?

Gag me please. But between the two, i'm guessing Steven's got more STDs, so I'll stick with Mick. Oh but wait, Steven could sing the Wayne's World song after the boning. No forget it, his lips are too ginormous. Mick it is.


PARIS LATSIS VS. STAVROS NIARCHOS

Paris Hilton has said goodbye to both of them. Which Greek shipping heir would you sail away with?

Stavros baby! Paris is the male version of...well...the other Paris. And we all know how nasty she is.

ADRIAN GRENIER VS. JEREMY PIVEN

Which Entourage power player would you rather hug it out with in real life?
Adrian Grenier is so beautiful, it kills me. My confession: i've seen that STUPID Melissa Joan Hart movie "Drive me Crazy" a billion times 'cause he was in it. Damn that guy would make me melt. Forget who I would "do"...i could just stare at him for hours.


DAVID BLAINE VS. DAVID COPPERFIELD

Making magic is their mission. Which illusionist is your daredevil of choice?

Uh i'll take whichever one can magically turn themselves into...anyone but themself.

ANDY SAMBERG VS. CHRIS PARNELL

Which SNL comedian would you want to spend a "Lazy Sunday" with?
Andy 'cause he's younger, but REALLY...i'd much rather have Seth Meyer. And if we're taking SNL alumni, then Jimmy Fallon ALL the way. I LOVE JIMMY!


CLYDE PICKLER VS. MICHAEL LOHAN

Which jailbird dad piques your inner rebel: Kelly's (of American Idol) or teen queen Lindsay's?

Nastiness. Pure nastiness. I guess Clyde...'cause Michael Lohan would probably steal my stuff after he bones me and then write a tell-all book about me.

WENTWORTH MILLER VS. DOMINIC PURCELL

The Prison Break brothers share piercing eyes and chiseled features. Which actor would you want to escape with?

Wentworth...mmm mmm good. Although he looks a little TOO intense, you know? But he's definitely beautiful.

Ha ha I'm surprised there was no Brokeback Boys to compare...

In other news, props to Nicole B for finding the Strip-Aerobics class at 24HF. I'm sure I'd look like an elephant in a china store doing that stuff, but at least it'll give my thighs a badly-needed workout. Booyah.