Friday, May 12, 2006

Glamour's Sex Issue

From Glamour's sex issue....

3.4" = average length of a penis...at rest.

5.9" = average length of an erect penis...which is fine, because 82% of women say they're satisfied with most 6".

8.7" = the size most men THINK they are when erect. Only 9% of women would even want them that big.

...i'm gonna chase after Kraig with a ruler one of these days.

One of the most popular sex gadgets women buy when they shop alone: the Hitachi Magic Wand, a no-frills vibrator. When they're browsing with men, many pick up the petal ring (in the pic it's like a baby teething ring with these petals sticking out). Bottom line: sex toys are subjective.

The % of poeple who's had sex...
...in a car: 50% (are you kidding me? Where else do people have sex when they're still living with their parents?!!)
..in a bathroom: 39% (I guess that means only 39% have ever done it in the shower?)
...in a parent's bedroom: 36% (this i findi nteresting. I could never, EVER, EVERRRR have sex in my parents' bedroom...let alone their HOUSE...but guys never seem to care and in fact, i think they rather want it!)
...in a park: 31%
...on an airplane: 2% (now this i give serious props to people for. I can't even figure out the logistics of this. I figure, you need an overnight flight with barely anyone on the plane...bathrooms are out because the flight attendants are right there! You go mile high people! I support you. I'd never DO it..but I support you.)

The two most common sex fantasy stars:
Most women are dreaming of either
1. a current lover
2. an ex

Why so tame? The most pleasurable fantasies tend to involve someone we've connected with emotionally. Which explains why celebs don't top the list. Unless you ARE a celebrity. With a celebrity ex.

The main reasons condoms break: incorrect usage (yeah no kidding). People either put them on wrong, they don't pinch the tip to get all the air out, or they use them with an oil-based lubricant.

The average number of friends a woman calls to talk about sleeping with someone for the first time: 3.
Average num for guys: 3.
So much for the notion that women are blabbers and men are mute.

1 comment:

zabber said...

So here's a question... Why do they still sell oil based lube if it's not compatible with condoms? You'd think the sexual health industry would be on top of that and force the issue with water based lube but I guess not. :P

One thing I noticed recently was the female condom, which based on the line drawing on the box looks EXACTLY like a regular condom, I would've though it would be a different design or something. They even have wipes now for women, I'm just not sure if their use is pre or post-coital. I'm also thinking couldn't this be just a re-marketed hand-wipe or baby wipe?? Different scent I suppose and they probably added some of that spermicide to it to. I dunno, I'd have to go check it out again. :P

Parents bedroom, (shudder) HELL NO!!! That's just sick on so many levels!!!