10 Things

Yes yes i know i was a biotch to my mom, I apologized...i don't want everyone to rip me a new one...

From Esquire, 10 Things You Don't Know About Women (by Sanaa Lathan):

1. Guys, stop dousing yourselves with fragrance. If a man is swimming in cologne, chances are he's drowing out all of his better qualities.

2. Men who wear sunglasses at night don't look cool, rich, or sexy. They look as they should be holding a cane or following a dog.
SOOO true. I don't care if it's day or night. I can't STAND it when guys wear sunglasses indoors. What, fluorescent lighting is too much for you? Give me a frickin' break.

3. I know it's 2006, and believe me when I say that a woman can more than stando n her own. Nevertheless, we still love it when, every so often, yout ake control. Without stepping on our toes.
Once again, SOOOO true. Maybe I'm old skool. I don't know. It's just fantastic when a guy takes charge of things...whether it's the bills or figuring out what 's going on for dinner. Make a decision, and let's go for it. End of discussion.

4. Don't go runningi n fear or in search of the fire extinguisher every time we start crying. Sometimes tears are a good thing. Stick around for the end result.
So, so true...everyone thinks out loud, sometimes when we do that we end up crying...it's not a BAD thing...it's just we gotta let stuff out in the form of liquid from our eyes....but it's all good after that.

5. We do have a sixth sense. Women, like Santa Claus, know when you've been bad or good. So you know what to do...for goodness' sake.
Like i've said before....regardless if there's evidence...if you get that butterfly nauseous feeling in your stomach....go with it. Because you're probably right.

6. Women can stomach more than you think. We've seen Scarface and all 3 Godfathers just as many times as you have. And our Tony Montana impressionjust might be better than yours, even if we don't do it as often.
Well actually I don't know about that. It's not that they're not great movies...they're just...old. And for the most part, odds are, i'm gonna watch one of my rentals from netflix. And yeah i LOVE Clueless and Running Man, but those are obscure and I woudln't expect anyone else to see them.
Here's the thing with the Godfather movies...
I've seen the INTRO to all of them...but...last time I had a chance to see them my ex bf wanted to do a marathon Godfather session...well i promptly fell asleep after the beginning of the first one...and only woke up when he'd get up to change the DVD (VHS at the time? Probably)...and then I'd fall right back asleep. I'm a disgrace to womankind.

7. Our favorite foreplay technique? Mental stimulation. The kind where we're mentally tickled to the point of laughter.
Uh yeah I don't know about that last one, but kinda...yeah. Basically....make us "dig" you mentally...whether by humor or otherwise....through the grey matter...and we'll be putty in the hand.


8. Contrary to popular belief, longer in bed is not necessarily better. I'm not talking about size here fellas (more on that later); i'm talking about duration. Let's just say that if you're pushing an hour (no pun intended) we'll be likely to be stifling a yawn.
OH SO TRUE! Every chick will agree....10 mins of mind blowing action is better than an hour of random pumping...and for the most part, after an hour, it's hard to make it mind blowing so don't flatter yourself into thinking that you're THAT good if you're going for hours...

9. Size doesn't matter that much. Big can be less pleasurable than average. But no pinkies. (Think about the fingers on your hands).
true dat....

10. When doubt has crept in and we're driving you to insanity, remember this: According to the Bible, "Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing"
What if you find someone ELSE'S wife?