This cracked me up:
agreed about the number of times thing. uh one come equals one come.
Exactly. You can't start...stop....start...stop...and then call that a few times. # times of sex is equal to the number of times the dude came.
The ONLY time it can be bypassed is if you're already on like round 4 and you know the dude is tapped dry and he's been pounding away for an hour.
Dang i needed a good laugh today. That hit the spot.
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Wow... it's like The B.O.B. is writing a blog. First you are talking about beating people with a dildo n' now you are talking about guys gettin' off. Canadians are crazy.
Girl you crack me up. Everytime I want to get a pick me up I come read your blog. You are crazy...in a good way. I mean aren't we all.
I can't believe there was any debate about that?!!
Where ever did you find that?
The next thing you're going to tell me is that more than one blow job from the same girl in the same evening doesn't count. HOLY CRAP, IT DOESN'T!! :) People that think these things shouldn't be having sex in the first place, if they get this wrong imagine what happens when they are getting their funky monkey groove on?? *shudder* That just frightens me, this should make it into the sex Ed classes, this is valuable information every pre-pubescent boy needs!!!
Mind you I think a lot of people confuse:
"How many times have you had sex?"
and
"How many people have you had sex with?"
A lot of people confuse those two, yet they are two very different questions.
Here's how I answer them...
Answer:
"How many times today or in my lifetime?"
and
"More than a handful and less than a whore." :)
Now if a girl that wants to sleep with me, (Yah I know apparently there have been some) ask me the question then I give them the honest truth (for the number of women I've slept with). If they ask how often I like to have sex then, "How often do you like to do it???." :)
so glad i could entertain you, girlie! it's been a great time comparing notes...
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