Can mother nature PLEASE
please
please
Cut us women a break?
I'm SOOO good about my skin. I slather everything and anything on. I have a HUGE hat that i wear to the beach. I try to keep my neck high to avoid excessive neck wrinkling when i'm old. I have little gloves that i put on at nighta fter I put on moisturizer...
I even use Mederma (that stuff ain't cheap!) the minute i have a scar...
I frickin' have stretch marks on my back.
MY BACK.
Who the hell gets them there?! I'm not a bodybuilder...although I did once have a fantastically buff back once upon a time...
I thought they were creases from my jeans or shirt...ohhh no...stretch marks.
I have stretch marks already on my frickin' ASS (I know, how attractive, i'm a sexy bitch!) and ONE that i've had on my stomach since i was in high school...but my BACK?!
Well there goes my career goal of being a bikini model....
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