My blog would like to thank the Academy

Quick quick quick thoughts before the orchestra drowns me out...

1. I'm a BBQing grill-mastah! It's not like I've never BBQed before, but usually if Kraig is around I'd prefer that he do it (because i just don't LIKE it...the prepwork and all that)...but tonight, gasp, I actually BBQed all by my little ol' self while Kraig was out...and DAMN I made a mean, mean, MEAN mutha-effing chicken.

Okay really it came down to:
Anyone who's seen my pantry knows that I stock marinade like I'm stocking a bomb shelter. I keep buying marinades not realizing that I've got bottles and bottles of the same ones at home. Screw waiting for summer...i gotta start using this stuff up now. So I think Sundays are gonna be Marinated Chicken Night.
Mmm
mm
good

2. I didn't like Reese's dress.

3. I LOVED Keira's dress, Salma's dress, and Felicity's dress.

4. I think Ludacris was the best dressed guy, hands-down.

5. I never used to like George Clooney, but now that he's older and has grey hair, for some reason, this distinguished-look has piqued my interest.

6. I didn't think what's-his-face (the presenter, totally drawing a blank) was that funny,but it was a riot that he found it so hysterical that Three 6 Mafia were so hyped up by the win.

7. George Clooney's speech was PERFECT.

8. The chicken I made was really, really good.

9. Quite possibly, Jessica Alba is the most stunning gorgeous woman on the PLANET. Angelina looks hideous next to her even.

10. I think I'm going to start a "Let's Tell Sabina She Reminds People of Eva Longoria" fund....it's the hair! And I heard it again Friday. Now if only I had her money, her acting chops, her ass, her abs, and designers throwing their loot my way, I'd be SET. I guess I'll have to settle for the hair.