So thanks to having NO access to DVR for 7 days, that meant Kraig and I were stuck watching shows...LIVE....all last week (although we did have a combined total of 4 TVs, it kind of felt weird to be in different rooms during our vacation so we tried to avoid separate TV watching)...which meant I was stuck watching his UFC crap...
I mean, it's not that I don't find it entertaining (this in particular, some Matt Hughes guy vs. some blond Joe Riggs punk)...I seriously dig violoence like you wouldn't believe...but let's be real, these guys are sweaty, beefy, and they were CONSTANTLY laying on top of each other on the ground, with their heads going in places that even the whore-est of women would go. And i'm not knocking the gay lifestyle, i'm just saying, people...let's take this for what it is....an opportunity for men to get OUT of the bathhouses and onto mainstream tv with their sweaty mantouching.
As for Desperate Housewives....
So i finally caught up on 2 weeks' worth of the new season, and just like Best Week Ever proclaimed: it's just like season 1 with a new guy with a murder history, but hey it worked the first time around right? So far, it's great. BUT....
The writers are seriously swiping their material. Let's see...in 2 weeks:
1. Orson and Bree are waiting before marriage before having sex, which of course sends Gabby laughing through the roof and the 4 women have a little chat about "testing" before buying. Last time Kyle MacLachlan (aka Orson) played this role, he was Trey MacDougal on Sex and the City, and Charlotte was the one who was waiting until marriage before sleeping with him and Samantha was the one laughing through the roof. Been there, done that.
2. Gabby and Carlos eagerly waiting for their baby and when it's born, everyone is shocked to see a black child. As seen with Christian's child on Nip/Tuck
3. The hospital screwed up the fertility treatment and gave the wrong specimen to the surrogate. As seen on Days of OUr Lives (Belle got Shawn's goods, not Phillipe's)
What does all of this tell us?
That I watch wayyyy too much damn tv!
1 comment:
Oh come on... just because you have your fantasies about two guys doesn't mean you need to cross it over to the UFC.
Not only do I watch the UFC on a regular basis, but I train martial arts, and a little bit of MMA (Mixed Martial Arts). Actually my friend just fought last week in the UFC over at the Pond, and another one of my friends and training partners is fighting on the SpikeTV UFC event on the 10th next week.
Actually those two guys are going in there to compete in an athletic gladiatorial combat. If you have ever tried to do it... you know how difficult it actually is. When you get in there and the other guy is trying to knock off your head, break your arm, or choke you unconscious. I wouldn't call that "sweaty mantouching".
If you want to come on out here and watch the UFC with me... I'd be more than happy to explain what is going on for you. I hate it when the uneducated people that watch the sport jump to conclusions, or just hate because they don't understand what is going on.
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