I'm in the middle of cleaning and I'm putting away some stuff that I had grabbed from my parents' place this summer...out fell a note...it was a formal letter written by Darren T. , this dude that 2 of my friends were madly in love with (and one of them, Kelly, lost her virginity to him and then i was stuck listening to every horrible moment of it re-lived every single night on the phone as she agonized over him...geezus...)...he had written some formal letter thing for his job and I found it absolutely hilarious at the time, I asked him to let me have it when he was done (he used to clean apartments while he was a student).
August 22, 1991 **one year before she lost her virginity to him, so sad that I know the exact weekend she did that with him to this day**
On Saturday, June 15, 1001, I saw the resident from apartment 715 about to commence urinating down the garbage chute as I was doing a routine garbage run. As I was cleaning the ashtray, I saw him come out of his apartment (715) and walk into the disposal room (he didn't notice me). As I waslked over to clean the disposal room, I noticed the man was standing in front of the chute with the zipper of his jeans down and ready to urinate. He then noticed me and walked back into 715.
Also, on numerous occasions I've had to mop out the elevator after he had done his duty.
I've also had many complaints from tenants that the carpets in the elevators (now tile floor) smelled of urine.
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Darren T.
White Knight Cleaning
It cracked me up back then, and it cracks me up now.
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