Monday, November 28, 2005

Getting to the brass tax of the blog

Turkey day was fabulous. Much thanks to Carrie, her mom, and Anna for taking in us Orphan Horigans :) Plus I learned a boatload about agriculture and how to kill a chicken so that you can still eat it (before it gets an infection). Although personally, if I raised a chicken and accidentally killed it too soon...eff it, i'm just going to KFC.

My new goal in life is to get Carrie back to Ohio Barbie status :P

And speaking of goals....what with my new year's resolution to be more elegant and refined (okay, "more" is probably a bad word. At this rate, SOMEWHAT elegant and refined is more like it), I need to come up with some quantifyable goals, y'know?

AND...some more things I plan on accomplishing in 2006:
1. FINALLY make Kraig's website for his art. I've been paying for that domain name for ages and all its served is a spot for me to post additional pictures when I put stuff up on ebay.
2. Refresh my French.
3. Go back to lifting weights, not just cardio all the time
4. Clean my car at least once every 3 months...instead of um...once every 3 years....

The song of the day is We Be Burnin' by Sean Paul....He annoys me, but I LOVE this song.
Girls them a page me waan fi raise me
True me write nuff tune and drive them crazy.
Well I man a true born Jamaican
Ready fi the girls them inna every situation.

We a the gal dem pro, them know we flow
With the lyrical content that make them dip low and
Make the club keep jumpin'
Turn up the bass make we here when it pumpin'.

I"m not cool enough to know what half this song means but it's a good song nonetheless.

So the three big entertainment news stories:

1. Jessica and Nick: already wrote about this...so sad...but....the good news is that they didn't sign a prenup. Which means Nick is gonna make BANK. He's looking even BETTER, if that's humanly possible.

2. Talan and Kim Stewart: Gee did this shock anyone? I swear, if Talan actually gets a half decent music career going I'll actually eat a piece of bacon. Seriously. That's the little faith I have in his talent. Plus, let's be real...Kimberly Stewart is effing NASTY looking...if you're gonna do a celebrity hookup, make sure it's with someone HOT.

3. Mr. Miyagi: I can't believe he died! Wax on! Wax off! WTF!

That aside...

Breaking Bonaduce: what an uneventful finale. Although Danny really did point something out....Gretchen's bad choice of songs on a mirror is HER way of expressing what he thought should have been done with another song. They speak a different language, that's all. And he translated.
Speaking of....it seems like Foo Fighters' Best Of You is getting loads of attention on VH1 and MTV thanks to all their reality shows talking about it.

DH: Is there anyone who WASN'T cheering that George finally got what he deserved? It would have been better if Bree had found out on her own though. And I think they could have played up his psycho-ness a bit more. On another note, the storyline with Gabby and the hot nun...brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Okay that's it for today, sorry not wildly exciting or interesting or funny or whatever. I know. You all snap your fingers and scream Dance for me monkey, dance! but sometimes, I just can't perform :P

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