Waiting for your call baby night and day

Some news tidbits....

RETURN TO THE ROAD: Madonna may launch a tour in support of her new album, Confessions on a Dance Floor, which hits stores Nov. 15. The first single, "Hung Up," is heating up the charts and is also being featured in episodes of CSI: Miami and CSI: NY this week.

One week.
One week.
ONE EFFING WEEK.
I've seen her twice in concert, both times I was a little disappointed (I mean, for $100/ticket, I should be!) but this is VERY dance-ish...so she won't sit around playing a stupid effing guitar (Okay, I get it, you learned an intrument. Give the girl a prize. Now put on some cones and dance like a mofo). So I would for SURE go see her again. I love my Madge.

JOCK SHOCKED: Howard Stern receiving a one-day suspension from his morning radio show after he spent much of Monday promoting his move to Sirius Satellite Radio next year. He's due back on air Wednesday.

Yes....YES YES c'mon Howard, keep doing that...because I bought a few Sirius stocks (and i mean, seriously, a FEW...i don't have oodles of cash to blow on stocks when I could buy that gorgeous, gorgeous bracelet) and yesss it went up...thank you Howard!

So after months of discussing the merits of Crazy Fun Girl (which by the way, is even kind of mentioned in the December issue of Glamour, except the girl to the extreme), we do need to mention Psycho Girl.

Psycho Girl comes into play after you've been dating for a guy for awhile and you realize you really like him.

I mean, REALLY like him.

This is where you realize that he could possibly leave you, 'cause he's bored with you and the initial 3-month novelty has worn off. So chicks go into extreme psycho mode because they get paranoid. PARANOIA is key here.

Some of the behaviors of Psycho Girl:
- she goes through the guy's wallet in search of other girls' numbers (okay I did this within the first week of being with Kraig, but he moved in right away and always left his wallet around, that's his tough luck for moving in with a chick he barely knew!)

- she suddenly has a fascination with the stupid car he drives...which is psycho if the chick is the type to really not give a crap about cars other than if they get her to work and the A/C functions in summer... (oh many a discussion with Tony over whether a Mustang is a decent car or white trash)

- she listens to his voicemails over and over and over and OVER and over and over and over again, because of course, she's got them saved I suppose in this day and age that would apply to text messages as well...texting wasn't prevalent last time I was single, but I'll just toss that in for benefits sake since some people just don't talk anymore, they text....

- she buys clothes based on whether he'll like her in it. And we're not talking "oh i need a cute outfit for our date"...we're talking looking at clothes she would NOT normallyw ear, colors, whatever, but knowing that it's something HE would like, she buys it knowing that if things don't work out, she'll never wear that top/skirt/outfit ever again. I eventually got rid of the stuff that i bought that i thought kraig would like...i had this one tank top with an anime print on it...the top was cute but it was GREEN, which made me look like i was going to die, but i wanted him SOOO badly to think that i was some hip anime chick wtf....

- She thinks about him on an obsession level. We're talking, keeping Friday/Sat/Sun free just in CASE he calls and says he's free. It's the stuff that Calvin Klein bottles and sells at the perfume counter at Macy's.don't get me started, I could have started a frickin' CLOTHING line when i got to this point....

- She desperately wants to have "the talk" and probably ends up caving, and there's a good chance the guy behaves like a deer in headlights which only fuels the Psycho Chick behavior even more.

- basically Psycho Chick is pretty much a different person from the original girl the guy started dating in the first place

Now keep in mind these are generalizations and yadda yadda, i'm just saying that if you acknowledge the existence/theory of Crazy Fun Girl, then you have to acknowledge Psycho Chick as well. The key is to overcome this, to keep it bottled inside and let her out with your girlfriends, because once you can get past Psycho Chick mode then it's smoooooth sailing into Coupledom....

The song of the day, because it's been in my head, is All I Want Is Everything by Def Leppard (yes, again)
I don’t know how to leave you
And I don’t know how to stay
I’ve got things that I must tell you
That I don’t know how to say

Damn, i really want that effing bracelet.