OH
MY
GOD
I can't believe Nick and Jessica are really divorcing.
I just can't believe it.
I mean, we saw it coming. I know. We all did.
But...
I never missed a single episode of Newlyweds, and heck I even have his stupid horrible album (okay I didn't pay for it. But dammit I wanted to support him by owning it and Rena hooked me up).
It really had promise, it really did. That first season she didn't do JACK so they spent tons of time together, and he was on the 5-year track to de-spoil her.
And then after Season 1, she became a huge star and it got to her head.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
She's an IDIOT.
I used to LOVE her. And I thought back in the day the way her father marketed her was brilliant. But when she lost that humble charm about her, that's when it all went to hell. Nick never lost it...but she did.
Dang, I sure hope he gets a nice $$ package out of that divorce...'cause as much as I'm wildly in love with Nick Lachey, he doesn't have the best career. That being said, I believe he would be fantastic at two things:
1. Broadway....he likes to act, he's got a beautiful voice...he needs to do live stuff.
2. Sports tv...fortunately he got a gig, which makes me so proud of him....it would make my life more enjoyable as the wife of a football fanatic if I had to see Nick discuss the game...
Now that he's single...I'm going to make it my mission in life to find out where he's moving, stalk him, kidnap him, and then pawn him off onto Carrie. They're both from Ohio. And they both live in southern california...And....um they're both from Ohio. So they have a ton in common. It's a match made in heaven.
The song of the day is This I Swear by Nick Lachey (click here).
I may not say it quite as much as I should
When I say I love you darling that means for good
Yeah, i'm a sap in hiding sometimes. It's 11:41pm on Wed night...time to go to the gym so I can max out my turkey time tomorrow!
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