Blogariffic

Clearly, I have issues:
Alien does JDate
What's more funny:
1. "Synagizzle"
2. A yarmulke that says "WWJD" heh heh
or
3. "Circum Size Me"

One day, I'm going to seriously hurt myself laughing.

So this weekend was pretty busy. A few things to note...

Avengers Game - Sat Night

So apparently Melissa Rivers (Joan Rivers' daughter) has season tix to the Avengers (indoor arena football). Now of course I've seen her a million times on TV, but it's always different when you see a celeb in real life.

First off, the girl is TINY. I mean, UBER tiny. But...when she stands next to celebs, she looks bigger than them. Which basically means that Reese Witherspoon et. al. are all microscopic in real life. The camera adds like FIFTY pounds.

That being said, she's NASTy in real life. I mean, her FACE...thep lastic surgery has her a few away from looking like that catwoman chick. If my mom were Joan Rivers, plastic surgery on my FACE is the last thing I'd do.

Dogwalking

Me.
Daisy.
This time, I actually picked up dog poop. ONCE. That's my limit.

Sunday Morning

Yee haw, got to see some dear ol' friends from San Jose who were in town for the weekend. Got our Mimi's Cafe groove on.

On that note...

Marlene (aka Slovebunny), meet Norm....his roommate is an arrogant bastard that I work with. He thinks he knows STUFF. Now you know.

On that note, i find it hilarious that Marlene calls up her sister reading this blog....you are all much, much dumber for having read it. You've been warned.

General poll

Listen, i have NO problems with guys who do figure skating. It's hard as hell. I know that. But i can also say that no straight guy would voluntarily do it (males SINGLES skating)....it's not a knock against gay guys or figure skaters. But i grew up in a place where guys learn to skate before they learn to walk, and trust me, they're not jumping to be figure skaters.

See, it's not ME who thinks that straight guys aren't figure skaters...ASK A STRAIGHT GUY. No self respecting straight guy would EVER want to be a figure skater. Speed skater, bobsledding, anything....ANYTHING...other than figure skating. I took an informal poll, and I was right.

note: this applies to north american dudes....maybe european ones think differently. I don't know.

Desperate Housewives
I'm so glad Nicole D swung by last night, DH is always more fun when you watch with friends :)

So a note to ABC...enough with Susan being an idiot! Okay last night she wasn't that bad, but lately we've all been hoping that her wandering spleen would kill her off.

I did dig the little story about Gabby and her mom....we don't see much insight onto Gabby's life, so that was a refreshing change. And amazingly Lynette's story wasn't much of anything other than to highlight Bree's drinking. Bree of course has the best storyline right now...

...and finally....

WTF I went to Target to quickly pick up a few small things and walked out having spent $70.00 even. wtf.

Product Reviews

Gillette Fusion Razor: for some reason I keep getting Gillette razors in the mail. Anyway I was excited to give this a whirl...5 mutha effing blades! And i'm a hairy beast! Sounds like a match made in heaven.

In reality, the blades are overkill. They're packed too close together, so it's a pain to rinse out the goo and hair. The handle is great, but the part where it connects to the razor itself is awful...it doesn't fit into your typical "razor holder" thingy in your shower. Plus the cost of the replacement blades is crazy....honestly, I did a test...and it pretty much did the same job as a Mach 3. So save your cash.

Maybelline Unstoppable Mascara: Now I'm pretty old-skool...when I like something, I don't stop using it. But it was one sale, and I figured i should give it a try. On the plus side, this stuff DOES last all day. The rest of Maybelline's mascaras tend to run out, but this stuff was still on even after a full day AND a trip to the gym. The downside...the consistency isn't like typical mascaras (think black icing type), it was more like...a liquidy sludge type of consistency. NOt a big deal, but you gotta take more time to apply it because it's so watery.

Pantene Root Booster: it was on sale at Target, what can I say. Plus my hair's been going pretty flat lately. Anyway I gotta admit, this stuff is GOOD. I blow dried my hair upside down as usual, and when I flipped my hair back up I lookedl ike Cindy Crawford circa 1992. VERY impressed.

So...2 out of 3 products get a Sabina Seal Of Approval. Heidi Ho.....