Here's the List of Sabina's Interpretations On Male Compliments:
Pretty: this is a compliment, with a "but". As in...you're attractive....but...you're not drop dead gorgeous or anything else that's up there in the scale. It's a great compliment...but...doesn't really make a girl's heart flutter with glee.
Example: Mandy Moore.
Cute: I get this one alot. That's not a good thing. Cute translates to "you're aesthetically pleasing but not in an a I Want To Bone You kind of way, but rather, in a My Friend's Kid Sister kind of way". So you're a notch above neutral which is itself a notch above ugly. Cute is non-threatening, but...sometimes, you want to be attractive in a threatening-I-Can-Break-Your-Heart kind of way.
Example: Alyson Hannigan
Beautiful: this is an old-skool compliment. Guys are quick to use other compliments, but "beautiful" never seems to get used. This is the equivalent of Grace Kelly...very old fashioned and classic beauty who seems flawless. This is the compliment you can get from both your boyfriend AND your boyfriend's father (without it being creepy).
Example: Charlize Theron, Catherine Zeta Jones.
Gorgeous: this is like the modern version of Beautiful. It's not a classic beauty, and it's almost like she's NOT flawless...but her un-flawless features combine to make something ridiculously attractive. This is NOT a compliment you should get from your boyfriend's father...it's got an air of sexuality about it that's just a wee inappropriate for older men to comment on.
Example: Jessica Alba
Hot: This is pure sex appeal, mixed with a bit of Gorgeous. Not only are you not kicking this girl out of your bed, you're making sure she gets in there in the first place. The only problem with this compliment is that there seems to be a correlation between "hot" and "slightly nutty". Gorgeous girls don't vandalize their ex boyfriends cars. HOT ones do.
Example: Eva Longoria, Carmen Electra
F*cking hot: the motherload of compliments. Well okay any compliment with "f*cking" in front of it is generally good, when used in serious moderation (otherwise it's just...classless). This goes above thinking the woman is attractive, you want to have her in your bed, this also goes down to "here's my dog collar, 'cause i can't stop panting when i'm around you"...when you're F*cking Hot, you can get a guy to paint your walls and change your oil...while you're out of town. However the nuttiness factor is extremely high with girls of this caliber. She's also capable of eating you for breakfast after she's ripped your heart to shreds (after you've painted those walls of course).
Example: Krista Allen, Angelina Jolie
1 comment:
You've got it pegged right...although I was worried u had missed Angelina under hot, until I realized u had a fucking hot category...hmmm wonder where I fit in?
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