I swear something inside of me is going to break if I laugh any harder: Fly Swatter and Meat!
In the car I usually listen to either KFI AM640 (talk radio) or 97.1 (the one howard stern used to be on)...on KFI they were talking about vag1nal surgery....you know, where they reconstruct it to look all pretty and all that.
Well living in Orange County, of course i get a TON of flyers and coupons for plastic surgery, including "gynecological restructuring" so to speak...the novelty has worn off, but it's still funny to hear people talk about it.
This one chick who was interviewed said There's no excuse for having a loose vag1na in 2006.
And then another chick said that she didn't care if she was ugly, just as long as it was attractive "down there". Uh lemme tell you something...if you're ugly, no guy's gonna wanna see what you have down there. Trust me. Put your plastic surgery money to good use.
Apparently what people do is bring in photos of porn stars and request to look like them, and plastic surgeons keep them taped up as reference when they perform the surgeries.
My thing is....
Either way...
It's not ATTRACTIVE down there.
I can tell you what attractive boobs, face, whatever look like. But down THERE....hopefully not so many people will be LOOKING down there for their opinions to even matter. HOw do you even compliment that? "My, what a pretty labia you have"...
shudder
That's SO bizarre to me. Don't get me wrong, it's one thing when you're damaged after childbirth. It's another when you just want to look like some porn chick or you think parts are too big (because "petite" is in apparently).
On another note, Breakfast at Tiffany's is out on DVD today (the special edition)....going to Best Buy at lunch today. Heidi Ho....
No song of the day 'cause all of the ones I had listed for Valentine's Day countdown don't seem to be good enough. We're 7 days away folks...
2 comments:
Hmmmm interesting...petite vagina and porn star don't seem to go together! Maybe they really wanted their protruding labia trimmed back? Yuk! You know I agree, that is not the most beautiful part on a women! Looks like a ham wallet to me...erlack!
LMAO!! HAM WALLET!!!
Do you guys get junk mail for pen1s enlargement too?? That's freakin' hilarious!!! Man that would be funny to see.
You know I think I'd feel a little jipped if I found out my gf had some work done down there beyond the usual waxing/trimming. Only a select few should be seeing that.
I wonder if guys go into places and bring in pictures of male pornstar c0cks? "Hi Doc, I'd like to get the curvature and length of Ron Jeremy."
Hey we all know that size is subjective to who you're with but seriously, isn't it more on how you use it???
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