Craigslist

I swear, the first thing I found when I moved to the was Craigslist, and I love it so much I even thanked it in my wedding speech.

This made me die laughing this morning:
They say thin is in but fats where its at. Whoever they are. It's also said that the best kind of woman to marry is a fat tattooed ugly woman. Because you have heat in the winter, shade in the summer and moving pictures all year round. And if she's butt ugly you won't have to worry bout anybody taking her from you. I myself prefer plump woman over skinny women any day of the week. Don't want an obese woman . Just a plump one. They're so cuddly. And if they're homeless it's even better. Because then it don't matter where in the fuck you drop em off at.