I stayed a bit late at work last night to wrap up some stuff, picked up a prescription, went to Carrie's place for "poker"...
Poker = girls sitting around talking with poker chips still in their case.
Carrie, thank you thank you thank you...I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I almost busted a gut crying...
Although i do have a food hangover...ugh...me and hormones makes for very, very bad appetites. Ugh. And i didn't get to the gym last night because Kraig said that Lost was worth watching, so I watched that and went to bed at 12:30.
So just some random thoughts on boys and love and sex and all the other good stuff that comes with them....
you'd think that I woudn't even care about this stuff, because I'm married...but I feel like as a married person, removed from the "game", that I have a whole new perspective on things. And i'm always fascinated by the psychology of men/women/attraction...like why we're attracted to the things we are, is it because it's innate or are we trained to learn it? One book I love for this stuff is Survival of the Prettiest...about how we're predispositioned to mate with particular traits....
Let's start with the big one: Love.
It seems like the ball is in the guy's court with saying "ILY" first, because as a chick everyone thinks that you're dyyyyying to fall in love so you'll say it to just anyone. I"m very fascinated with women who can say it first, becuase I would never, ever EVER have the balls to do that. Never. EVER. I can't handle rejection just asking a guy out on a date, let alone saying "hey, my heart is out there on the wall with a big target on it, let's see if you're gonna stab it"...
I also have the general 3-month rule.
(more on the 3 month rule later, but for right now, i'm discussing it in terms of love). I figure, you have to date the person for 3 months before you're allowed to even THINK this stuff. However, in my experience, the guy has always jumped the gun and said "i love you" before that 3 month mark....
Note:this is for when you've started dating guys off the bat from just having met them. If you've known the guy for months/years...well then that effs up my theory.
And it's also important to add in the first 3 months, i'm FUN GIRL....so of course the guy is probably gonna say "ILY" in the first 3 months, because i act like i'm crazy fun and the PERFECT girl...um yeah that goes straight to hell after 3 months. Then it's "crazy un-fun nagging beotch who complains and stops shaving her legs"
Only once in my life have i ever said ILY back to a guy who said it to me and I didn't mean it, it was my ex that i dated for a year between high school and university... i said it because I didn't want to crush him but really...he was WAY too catholic for me...and I have no issues with any religion, but i mean...he was UBER catholic...and he only had point four percent body fat, and I felt like a heffer around him (he was 119lbs! He was really into sports)...and a total mama's boy (I can understand that all men are...but this dude....it was like Trey on Sex and The City)...and he was just a total p*ssy and I have this thing...
If a guy can't carry me out of a burning building, then I can't be with him.
I know, realistically if i were a guy even if I were 6'5 200lbs I might still be like "I could save her...but then i'd have to hear her bitch about the smoke in her hair for the next month...i'm sure the firefighters will save her in time, i'm outta here!"....
But anyway, with D~, I honestly felt like i would be the one carrying HIM, and that's just not cool. But i did do the awful thing of saying ILY back to him, it was the only time, and I harbor that guilt against Cupid to this day.
So now that we've discussed love...
Well there's no much that I can say about sex, since this is a public site and plenty is meant to be private, but what i can say is that I'm still fascinated with how people today are supposed to use dental dams. It just doesn't make SENSE. The whole point is that if you're using latex, it doesn't have holes in it...but dental dams have that one in the middle...so what's the point of using it? I'm so fascinated with what teenagers/young adults/whoever have to do these days in order to get their groove on.
So now to discuss boys in general....
Nicole pointed something out...how chicks worry about stuff like marriage counselling, how to make relationships work, etc...and yet, guys don't care.
BUT...guys are not past bitching about what's wrong in the relationship, and I"ve heard from plenty of guys how i don't put in efforts, blah blah.
So how is it that guys are quick to complain, but they don't offer effing SOLUTIONS?! Heck, even "more sex" is a solution, better than nothing. Or "give me more beer". Anything.
Speaking of: when I'm dating a guy, a guy who drives fast and drinks beer is hot. When i'm married to them, that kind of behavior is almost outlawed. And yet, those things are hot. So really women, you are voluntarily making your guy less hot by marrying them, because all those things that are sexy really aren't great for disability insurance or your wallet. My poor, poor husband...he can't win.
On a different note, the most annoying songs according to Maxim:
Maxim has composed a list of the most annoying songs in descending order:
"Hollaback Girl," Gwen Stefani It's great on the CD, not so much on the radio
"Your Body Is A Wonderland," John Mayer I hate John Mayer
"My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion Actually, I don't mind this song at all, and the Titanic soundtrack (all musical stuff, very few with lyrics) is pretty good
"Wonderful Christmas Time," Paul McCartney It's mall music, cut him some slack
"Wannabe," Spice Girls Yep, i agree
"Electric Boogie," Marcia Griffiths
"With Arms Wide Open," Creed I effing hate Creed
"Tom's Diner," Suzanne Vega
"Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-5)," R. Kelly The videos are kinda funny though.
"Pray," MC Hammer Dude, i LOVE this song! We got to pray, just to make it today...
"Nookie," Limp Bizkit
"Vertigo," U2
"Secret Garden (Jerry Maguire Version,", by Cuba Gooding Jr.
"It's A Small World," Hey it worked for Disney...
"Who Let The Dogs Out," by Baha Men I agree!
"This Kiss," by Faith Hill I think this song is so retarded, and yet it's catchy.
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)," by The Proclaimers It's only annoying when you're not drinking. With a bunch of strangers. In a bar. Where you can bounce up and down...drunk...
"The Girl Is Mine," by Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney Maybe, but The Boy Is Mine with Brandy is fantastic.
"We Like To Party," by Vengaboys Mother effer this song is horrible.
"Hey Baby," by No DoubtNot THE most annoying, but up there
Alright, i'm tired and i'm out.
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