There are no ordinary cats

So here's my blog because some people wanted something to read for this morning...

Random thoughts abound!

There's no song of the day, rather the ALBUM of the day is Something to Remember by Madonna which has all her slow stuff on it (well "all" from 1985 to like 1995).

Fur is bad. Wear fur and Nicole will kill you, skin you, and wear you. Unless you're star jones...no one wants a Jones Jacket.

Horrible laundry issues this morning. realized I didn't have a single pair of jeans to wear to Palm Springs (because i've gained some weight and my other jeans don't zip up anymore...sigh!), managed to wash a load while getting ready for work and tossed them in the dryer on my way out (while managing to separate the "hang to dry" ones)....

Paying my credit card bill online right now. $1,454.41. Oh that hurts. I try to keep it around $800. But that hurts. REALLY hurts. Mixed with the regular mortgage payment and the property tax bill..ouch. The other thing I never look forward to is our disability insurance bills...those come every 3 months, mine is $281 but Kraig's is $428 (moral of the story: get your disability insurance while you're YOUNG folks and lock in that rate)...plus our car insurance which always blows because my car is a death trap (and i need a ticket to fall off....)...

I suck at bowling.

I can't wait for Palm Springs.

I'm going to look like a pregnant heiffer in a bikini in palm springs, FYI folks.
I can't wait for my Vegas trip...I love love LOVE excalibur...I know it's ghetto, but that's where we're staying because I love love LOVE the gambling there. LOVE the roulette tables. I have yet to lose at roulette there (or in vegas at all for that matter, knock on laminate countertop)...

I gotta fill out that volunteer thing for that Alzheimer's thing....i got the paperwork in the mail and now it's sitting in the paperwork abyss....thankfully Carrie emailed me the forms....

Numbers numbers numbers...i think chicks should also start keeping track of the BJs they give (and i'm not saying where I have at all, if ever, since coworkers read this blog and as far as y'all are concerned, i haven't done anything with anyone and i stand by that), 'cause you could never have sex but give over 1000 bjs...that makes you a whore more than say someone who's given 3 BJs and slept with 20 guys...in my opinion, the first person is the whore...so I think teenage girls should count that number too, so they don't let their number get too high...i woudlnt' want my daughter thinking it's okay and "doesn't count" if she does that to a billion guys but never sleeps with them...

I gotta figure out what to pack for this weekend...that will fit in my little getaway bag...

I love my OC girlfriends...my friends are effing FUN....i know everyone's scared that when i have a kid i'll stop being fun, I promise you guys I'll try my hardest to find a babysitter who's on call 24/7 :)

I'll write more in a bit...got stuff on my brain, plenty to blog about, but for now I have things to tend to....hope this appeases the masses!

Edited to add: oh HELL no...no bikini pics...I don't want the lawsuit for offending people's senses...and involuntary eye gouging.