Yeah there's typos, suck it

So some serious business to get to today...

First off, Stefanie: see, this helps prove your theory! (I hate stealing from other people's websites, but suck it...it's from intellectualwhores.com):
Men's Ladder

and women's ladders:


So yes....every chick is effable in every guy's eyes...

Next up....Congrats to our winner Carrie, who identified the Song of the Day when we were out drinking yesterday and yes, it's a flippin' depressing song. I love Lifehouse.

Speaking of, today's song of the day is Candy Shop by 50 Cent
I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl,
don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot
Booyah.

It looks like Sat night we're going to a strip club in Vegas....I've never been to a strip club with Kraig, we'll see how that goes...only 'cause I love Tony and Rena will I take away from my valuable roulette time this weekend....From Tony's mass email answering my answers to Rena's questions:

1. I will break you.
2. Casino..I guess
3. Kraig loves wang and we all know it (the guys are upstairs in a different area)
4. I will kill you.
5. You will be broken.


I bought the Vanilla Creams Lipsmackers kit...there's like 8 chapsticks all with hints of vanilla and other stuff...I don't know why I buy crap like that when I only end up liking 2 of the flavors. Lipsmackers rocks my world. If i ever were a celebrity, these are the following products/chains that I would endorse for no money but the promise of a lifetime supply:

1. Bonne Bell Lipsmackers...i'm probably the oldest person who still uses that stuff.

2. KFC...but Canadian KFC, so that I can get endless amounts of KFC poutine. (And yes Nicole, I know PETA is against KFC, but if it takes being mean to a chicken so i can get that gravy over my poutine, well...that's just the circle of life....)

3. Target....anything Target....i should walk around with a white tshirt and red bullseyes on them for the sake of it.

4. Littermaid. Okay so that would be more my cat than me endorsing it, and I woudln't need a "lifetime supply" but i could donate them to the Humane Society or something. 'Cause i kid you not, i LOVE my Littermaid. If they didn't look so damn ugly I'd put one in both bathrooms.

5. Tazo....Tazo Passion Tea is the BEST STUFF EVER. Yesterday I spilled half my mug all over me (and it's one of those tall mugs) but fortunately I was wearing a purple skirt so the purple tea just blended right in and I smelled like Passion-ey goodness all night.

6. Pepsi....one day I'd like to show that it's possible to have more diet pepsi flowing through your body than blood itself.

More IMing with my mom, will paste that later...

My Name Is Earl is one of the best shows on TV right now.

So just a random thought about boys, men, guys, and "the game"...

Last night a few of us girls were having drinks (and water :P) at Happy Hour...and there was a group of 3 guys who kept looking our way. Somehow they ended up chatting with us (probably because we asked them to take a pic of us) and I don't mean to be mean...but....my girlfriends were WAY too goodlooking for these guys. In fact, i'll be mean, because my girlfriends are hot dammit.

And then next to them were these 2 guys...one was so-so, but the short dude was cute....and eventually i pushed one of my friends onto him....

And my thought is...

Why do ugly guys have the balls to talk to hot chicks?

Or is it that hot guys don't have to worry about it because they know the chicks will come to them? ALthough honestly, those 2 guys were by no means hot...one was cute, but that was it.

And on a similar thought...why chicks find it so important to get married....Sabina's opinion (and these opinions are my own, and do not necessarily reflect those of all womankind)...

Take edumacation for example. Your earliest memories involve school and you're in school for a frickin' long time, but eventually you know it's over. Graduation day is like one big sigh of relief (mixed with the letter behind your diploma when you're sitting at your seat playing with your GameBoy because your graduation ceremony was so effing long and that letter was from the alumni association wanting you to start donating cash....eff that crap I've only been an alumni for thirty seconds and already you want MORE money? Eff you)...it's OVER.

The same kind of deal is with chicks and marriage...starting with Bridal Barbie we're weaned on "the big day" notion, and then when you're big time dating it's all one big bizarre game, with that ring as the grand prize. And when it happens you get that sigh of relief, it's OVER...no more dating game.

I'll be the first one to say that marriage is boatloads of work and sacrifice and all that crap....but at the same time, dang, I do NOT have the energy for "the game" and maybe that's why some chicks aspire to get hitched at 22 or 23....how well do you want to play the game, how long do you want to play the game...

The game looks like ALOTTA work....it involves constant leg shaving...it requires nice clothes....it requires being Crazy Fun Girl....

I'm a lazy mofo. Which explains why I was always Serial Monogamy Girl....committment is way easier and way less work than dating (because i'm all about my sweatshirt and track pants and glasses on a Saturday night!)...

So I bow to the girls who are in the game and are good at it...marriage is for those of us that are just too lazy to keep playing!