169 posts....

Dang 169 posts in this blog.

So real quick....

1. I have to give props to my husband. The poor guy. He tried to come home today 'cause he's sick (as usual...), they closed down the highway because someone DIED....it was right outside of Gilroy, so I asked him to go to the Pfalzgraff outlet to pick up some stuff for our dinnerware set....

Any nuts he had left are completely gone and he knows it...he must have been in that store for over an HOUR (they're closing that location and all our crap was on sale) while I went through our cupboards and the Online Store:Mystic Pattern to see what we needed....

I can't believe he did that. I mean, you think a guy going to the store to buy you tampons is love? He actually was trying to convince me to get the TEA KETTLE....I had to put the smackdown on his purchases....

2. In the Kevin Federline: I Scored Me A Sugar Mama category set....the 2005 award goes to the dude who proposed to Tori Spelling this weekend. FOUR months of dating. AND they're both going through a divorce. The dude has balls...and I give him massive credit for jumping the gun and asking so early. Her father must be like "yeah, great, you're paying for this one you moron...."even with a prenup, this guy's gonna score BIG.

It's easy for a guy to score a rich hollywood babe....(or non-babe)...most of them have horrible self esteem so they'll take anyone they think will love them forever. I can't score me a rich guy without getting boatloads of plastic surgery. It's not fair. Even scamming people isn't equal-opportunity.

3. I saw an interview from earlier this year with Angelina. The girl is looking ROUGH. I mean, she's a total Monet...great at a distance but up close she's a big ol' mess. That girl is a walking sign for "airbrush me...please!"....she's just not aging well. She's starting to look...witch-like...like i'm sure she'd be hot when you're drunk but if you had to wake up to that the next morning, you'd scream like a little girl.

Alright time to tackle cleaning the spare bedroom. Yes (to my friends who've seen the house), the room that was SUPPOSED to stay empty so that we never got used to using it because one day it'll be the nursery. Well at best the cats can sneak in there...it's become the Horigan Storage Facility. Not cool.

The song of the day is Around The Way Girl by LL Cool J
Perm in your hair or even a curly weave
With that New Edition Bobby Brown button on your sleeve