Friday, December 16, 2005

Happy Blog-vakah!

I swear, the Internet is the most amazing invention EVER. Makes me wish I were a student again: Assessing Risk - When and When Not to Beat It

Now onto more important things....the OC....

Now if you watch the OC, you know the Chrismukkah episode is the motherload of all episodes. Last night's was okay...and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it lacked edge AND thinks Johnny is a pain in the ass whiney little bitch:

Tonight hinted that the show might pay some more attention to Summer's parent-related drama, and if that's correct then I really hope last year's short-lived rumors were true and that Demi Moore will play Summer's infamous pill-popping stepmonster. She'll be a good replacement for Johnny once the O.C. staff figures out a suitable way to kill him and/or have him move to the Midwest, à la Anna and Lindsay. Wait, he still has the gun, right? The writers should make him watch that surfing footage of his old, non-gimp body on a constant loop until he gets the right idea and offs himself. (from EW.com).

That Johnny guy started out awesome....he was cute in a "skinny guy" kind of way (even skinnier than Seth, gasp...maybe even skinnier than Marissa). But the dude gets hit by a car and suddenly he's the biggest gimp on the planet. Give me a break. You managed to drive a car didn't you?! Shut your piehole and go back to school and stop relying on surfing potentials...that's why your parents always told you that you "need something to fall back on" when you begged them to be an artist/guitarist/model/Professional-TV-Watcher.

That being said, Ryan is REALLY starting to grow on me. Most likely because he looks so much more manly next to Johnny. Or maybe because he hasn't been pulling his "I'm from Chino and we punch people every other episode" bs. Or maybe it's because he actually SPEAKS as opposed to giving those Unsure-Are-You-Checking-Out-My-Girlfriend-I'm-From-Chino-I'll-Punch-You-Every-Other-Episode looks. Either way, I'm diggin' the short hair and the excessive dialogue from him.

But of course...in the end...it's all about Seth. My boy.
I'm not sure if I'm down with the Julie Cooper + Summer's Dad plotline...I mean, it's hilarious, but I hate when they only purpose of showing a character who's been around forever is just so they can play the convenient love interest. You know who they need to show more often? The trailor park guy who lives by Julie. Now i dig that guy. AND he's got a cockfight tradition. You can't beat that. Well maybe you can beat it....with a chicken...

On another note, it looks like I'll actually manage to pull enough money out of my ass to pay my credit card bill in full. MOO HA HA HA HAAAAA....when it's me vs. Credit Card Companies...don't mess with me. I refuse to let you have my money for interest. Booyah.

The song of the day is That's What Friends Are For by Dionne Warwick....because that's the BarMitzvakah way.
Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
In good times in bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

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