BUT....just in the event that anyone is bored (i'm killing time before I go to the gym...i hate going before 10pm!)....
Odd Survey
Current mood: geeky
1: Grab the book nearest you, turn to page 18, what does line 4 say:
Okay well it's a Cosmo and line 4 says: It was comforting to read "Feel Sexy in Your Skin", an article based on hang-ups I've battled for years.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? The monitor
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? While Kraig and I were playing a new board game (a poker version of Scrabble), he had some cheesy movie on the SciFi channel.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, what time is it? 9:41pm (oooh close...9:43!)
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? see above
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? uhh...my typing? The sound of the tv?
7& 8: asked only in an alternate universe!!! no idea what that means, but I thought I invented "alternate universe". I need to search this quiz online to find out wtf.
9: What are you wearing? Track pants...and this fuzzy yellow top i wear to sleep. Yeah i'm a sexy bitch.
10: Did you dream last night? Yeah but it wasn't important. What WAS important was a dream I had a few nights ago.
Check it...
I dreamt that I had to have Tracy (yeah you all know her) and my boss, Trish, as my ROOMMATES. And we're talking SHARING a room. It was some fancy apartment near the Spectrum, except it looked like that place across from Valley Fair in San Jose.
And all I know is that I was already annoyed that Tracy was my roommate, let alone that I had to share closet space with 2 other girls, let alone a washing machine (the one joy of not having roommates anymore...NO SHARING OF THE LAUNDRY FACILITIES! I take my laundry way serious)....
It was a horrible dream. Plus i think I was paying $1000 in rent...who the f*ck pays that much when you have to share a ROOM with 2 other women!?
11: When did you last laugh? This afternoon when I saw Chris Rock: Bigger and Blacker on tv....
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?2 shelves above me with storage boxes and mini My Little Pony, PowerPuff Girls, Yoda Pez dispenser, and my Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes tomato
13: Seen anything weird lately? amazingly....no.
14: What do you think of this quiz? Just don't ask me the ol' "eat the stems of broccoli? Had your heart broken" crap.
15: What is the last film you saw? Narnia
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? I'd pay off the house, the cars, the timeshare, the credit card bills...then i'd pay off my family and friends' debts...and then see what's leftover.
17: Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
Since I don't know who you are, that's alot. Ummmm...
- I can turn my eyelids inside out...and keep them that way....
- I used to be able to read Arabic perfectly
- I have never been able to do a cartwheel
- In grade 5 we had to memerize this French song because the teacher had a crush on the singer (and she used it as an excuse to make us learn it, memerize it, and then give it to us as a spelling test)...every now and then, that song STILL pops into my head....along with the stupid video
- During my formative Saved By The Bell Years, we didn't have a tv....my parents literally threw it out...but I didn't tell any of my friends, which is a pretty hard secret to keep for like 5-6 years....
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Ha this made me think of Ben Affleck on SNL "irregahhhd-less"....anyway...i'd make it so that no animal ever gets abused/tortured/hunted-for-stupid-chinese-sex-potions ever again. Humans don't have to count as animals.
19: Do you like to dance? The best kind is just you and a guy, with the music on, in the bedroom, and YES with clothes on....
20: George Bush? No i'm good thanks.
21: Would you ever consider living abroad? Am I not technically doing that now already?!!
22. Ever been given a ring? Been given....10 (1 sapphire ring from my parents, one promise ring from Kevin, 2 silver bands from Adam, one sapphire ring from Adam, one silver one from Birks from Adam, 2 engagement and 2 wedding rings from Kraig)...not including rings I've "borrowed" from my mom that she doesn't wear anyway.
23. Longest relationship? I think right now I'm tied....4 years for both.
24. Last gift you received: It was xmas...so...um yeah that fabulous sweater...a cat footstool thing...a bizarre cat food dish for the cats....boardgames...(one of them being a used Baby Boomer edition of Trivial Pursuit...wtf!!)...
25. How many times have you dropped your cell phone? My current one? just like once or twice. My old one....argh like a million.
26. Last sport you played? does going to the gym count as a sport? Otherwise...geezus....does naked wrestling count?
27. Things you spend a lot of money on? argh argh. Utilities. Bills. The house. The good folks at TARGET.
28. Three things you ate last? ...chicken salad...butternut squash soup...diet pepsi...
29. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? let's do the list...
- the hands...
- the shoulders....
- ideally, back of the neck...(sometimes not always possible)..
30. Your favorite photo album? WTF kind of retarded question is that?
31. Where do you live? somewhere way too overpriced
32. High school you attended? Sir Wilfrid Laurier Secondary School. Sir Wil was a prime minister mother effers! Home of the Lancers. Don't know what a Lancer is? Neither does anyone else (it's another word for "knight"...a dude with a big long sword thingy)....
33. Cell phone service provider? Verizon with not enough text messaging in my package
34. Favorite mall store? Sigh can't afford the mall! Okay i bought some stuff from Forever21...but overall I'd say Express. It's got stuff for both work and fun.
35. Longest Job held? 4 years.
36. Do you own a pair of dice? Who doesn't? ALthough with a husband who plays D&D...I can open a museum of dice stuff...
37. Do you prank call people? it's called Call Display mother effers. Although *69 works differently here in the US than it does in Canada.
38. Last wedding attended? Natalie and Heikki's this summer in Ottawa.
39. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery? Honestly?....tough call...but I'd say Carrie, only because she'd calm me down and remind me that before I go buy millions of crap at Target...that I have a mortgage to pay off first.
40. Last time you attended church? Let's count all the times i've ever been in a church:
- one time in some historic thing in Montreal
- Christine's wedding
- the historical stuff in the San Juan (Juaquin? whatever) mission
- Trish's sister's memorial service
Being in a church WEIRDS ME OUT....
41. Favorite fast food restaurant? In Canada....KFC all the way (poutine!)...in the US...toss up between Quizno's or In n Out...
42. Biggest lie you have heard? "My roommate molested me while I was sleeping"....
44. Where's your favorite place to eat with friends? Depends which friends! Sometimes I miss all the times I dragged my friends to East Side...but then again, now I get to drag friends to new places here in Cali...
45. Can you cook? Yeah but if the recipe sucks, it's not my fault.
46. What car do you drive? A deathmobile...99 Nissan Sentra.
47. Best kisser? It's been so long, I can't remember! I only remember the bad ones.
48. Last time you cried? Don't ask
49. Most hated food? pork! Okay for non-religious reasons...butter...fish....
50. Thing you like most about yourself? Nothing. I guess if I had to....lol my nails, i never ever need to get acrylics or a french manicure...
51. Thing you hate most about yourself? My gut, my lack of boobs, my lack of proportion, my THIGHS omg....my skin, my asymetrical eyelids, my small feet (try finding shoes on sale with these suckers! it sucks!), my hair, my eyes...the list goes on and on....
53. Longest work shift worked? Every year during the xmas holidays..."Midnight madness"...omg...like 8am till....1am? Wearing INSANE high heels....i used to panic and research Varicose Veins...if I ever, ever get them...i'm blaming working at the mall.
54. Favorite Movie? I hate these questions.
55. Can you sing? Oh HELL no. Although that doesn't stop me when i'm driving to work in the morning. Or driving home. Or making Kraig suffer when we're doin glong car rides.
56. Favorite place? to....?
A HA!!!
I found 7 and 8 online:
7: : When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier today. WEnt to the bank and the mall. Oh and then took out some trash. Good times.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Uh alternating between that website and this Blogger page.
That was retarded, why would that be in an "alternate universe"?
Okay it's 10:20pm, I can now get ready for the gym. Booyah.
I should post ALL the comments about that sweater...
OMG! That's too funny! I showed it to Lindsay and we were killing ourselves!
2 comments:
$1000 a month to live with two women? Ok, I pay $1200 a month and live by myself...ok personal choice and yes that's probably more than what most my friends pay in a mortgage but I love the place... Now if I could only get two women to fight over closet space in my apartment. :P
Holy crap! You've been married for 4 years... Time flies.
Pst, a Lancer is someone that holds a lance. Lance is used for jousting. :) Sorry had to be the smart ass. :)
You got a lot of rings, I don't think I've ever given a girl a ring (thinking back) nope never. I did buy a Teno necklace and matching earings for a girlfriend once... I'm just happy she still wears them and hasn't pawned them off for cash because we're no longer together.
I seriously never understood your obsession with KFC poutine, it's not all that great and there's better poutine to be had in the city. :)
Where do you get these odd surveys??
Bryan
Don't know what a Lancer is? Neither does anyone else (it's another word for "knight"...a dude with a big long sword thingy)....
Yeah so my definition was right :P...a dude who holds a big long sword (and dresses like a knight or other medieval-times character!)
I haven't been married for 4 years, i've just been with Kraig for that long. We've been married 2.5...
Teno stuff rocks! the first ring, from Kevin...Don went and pitched it SUPER far in some field (it was symbolic or something like that, i dunno)...but i still have the others :)
KFC poutine is fabulous and FAST...it's not like you can quickly run to Nickels and get poutine...but KFC is everywhere AND the fries are good (they dont' even serve fries in the US, they have wedges)...plus the gravy is FANTASTIC....
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