my blog hates myspace

I swear I rarely check my myspace page because honestly, other than reconnecting with people who I haven't from in ages there's really no point to it (It's not like i'm hooking up or anything). That being said, i do get a fair amount of people emailing me for whatever reasons and i really do reply.

That being said, i thought this was interesting, because i can't figure out if this was a typical "copy and paste and send to every chick on Myspace" or if this is actually somewhat personalized. I swear i hate myspace:

Sabina,

I just read your profile and wanted to thank you. Even if you can't get back to me (you love your husband, think he is hot and my name is not Brad) I wanted you to know:

A) you have an engaging smile
B) you filled out a great profile
C) I think I can help

Help how? By coming up with a headline for you. You deserve one. If I do so and you use it I am going to need you to get back to me and be charming. That's our deal. More on that later.

I am sitting here at work a little bored and slightly hung over, contemplating either hitting the steam room or actually working out, browsing through my new favorite toy - myspace profiles and lo and behold I see a familiar, smiling face. I open the profile and am reminded that you seem to be an interesting woman! This, of course, guarantees I will not get a response from you because that is the karma we call myspace. So if you choose not to respond and leave me with coal at Christmas, then understand I enjoyed your profile the most today.

If you do decide to respond I have a few questions:

1) How did a saeemingly down-to-earth girl like you end up in the social whirlwind of South OC?

2) No plastic surgery? Are they going to kick you out of your "community"?

3) Tanning booth, Spray on or actual sun?

4) Are thongs and g strings the same thing?

5) What do you think will go out of style first, long wife beaters or lowrise jeans?

6) Annoying cat person and annoying canadian? Good thing you are attractive.

Ok. After reading your profile and looking at the headlines of your blog have some up with......

"Great White North Meets South Orange County"

or....

"My guilty pleasures are (somewhat) innocent"

Just trying to keep it interesting, superstar. Hit me back and I might solve the mystery of me.


I gotta give the person credit...it's pretty well written (compared to the average myspace user who clearly knows JACK on how to write an email). Snaps to you "Cash".