Some celeb gossip...
Ashlee Simpson and her new nose...she looks pretty and all, but...I kinda miss the Old Ashlee. If you ever watched her reality show then you'd know she wasn't the type to give a crap about clothing and wasn't afraid to make fun of herself. For God's sakes, she dressed up as a Fat Bastard type for hallowe'en...whereas her sister dressed like Chrissy from 3's Company...
So it's interesting that now she's all miss sexy thang...
As for her sister, what can I say, i'm fickle. Really, i'm on Team Lachey. I really am. But i caught MTV's Making The Video and i really kinda dig Jessica's new song. Plus i like Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria. And Andy Dick is effing hilarious in it. So...i can hate the girl but still kinda dig her music.
I do also realize that I sound like the most immature almost-29-year-old out there.
In other depressing news, it seems Alanis and Ryan Reynolds may be back together.
English Bay, Vancouver, last Tuesday, Ryan and Alanis are frolicking on the lawn, he rolled on top of her at one point, they were kissing, surrounded by their dogs, still very much a couple. I’m also following up on a tip that they are currently traveling together and will keep you posted on that front.
If I had that dude around, we sure as hell wouldn't be "frolicking"...and he'd probably end up going home in an ambulance. That boy is delicious on so many levels.
In other life news...
I wonder what % of guys would actually get married if say 100% of chicks never "required" it or even cared for it. Like if a chick was willing to just be with a dude, have kids, buy a house, all that stuff, even without a state marriage license. How many guys would then propose? i.e. how many guys really, truly, absolutely, WANT to get married because they want to, not at all because they feel they should, have to, or because it's what the chick wants?
And...by that same notion...
If there wasn't an expiration date on women's eggs...and we could have healthy babies right into our 90s...would chicks get married as soon as they generally do? I know of a few people who have kids (or are planning to have kids) because the chick is getting older...not that they don't want kids at ALL, but that if you could have a healthy baby at like 50, then they'd wait till 50. I'm starting to wonder how many chicks agree to marry dudes not because they really truly think they found "the one", but because this is their last ditch effort before it starts to get risky to have kids.
Mother nature...she's a bitch.
In lighter news, Avril Lavigne's wedding photos on Canada.com are absolutely gorgeous. Girl's got taste. Or at least, Girl's Wedding Coordinator's got taste. Even the bridesmaids dresses are super nice (and could be worn again...what do you expect with Vera?).
Do guys notice if chicks have small stumpy boy feet the way chicks notice that stuff?
If i shave Stash, will he be cooler with less hair or will he get HOTTER because now the heat can directly get to him? (My guess is the former, but the latter seems to be somewhat logical too).
It's been awhile now that i've had my Scrubbling Bubbles automatic shower cleaner and I gotta admit...that sucker is pretty nifty. In 2 months i've only had to clean the shower once (and i didn't "need" to, I just felt like i probably should at that point). Good investment, but the refills run out pretty quick. If you're not a lazy mofo like I am, just get the spray bottle and do it yourself for way less.
Since when is it okay to say "titties" on tv?
Seriously. The damage I would do to Ryan Reynolds...he'd be lucky if he still had his limbs...damn you Alanis. Damn you....
Damn me for having a bagel this morning. Now i just want to nap for a few hours.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Eee Vee Oh Oh
I was reading a celebrity gossip site and it was talking about Rachel Ray and had room for comments...someone wrote this, and even though I dig Rachel Ray (she may be annoying, but she's got a fantastic career path) i have to admit this is the highlight of my day (if you watch 30 Min Meals, then you know why this is funny):
She should care about her weight, because she's not cool like Paula Deen or Ina Garten. And she should stop mixing ground beef with her wedding rings on. And she should stop wearing orange eyeshadow. And she should shut the fuck up and stop drinking. And she should shove her sammies into her bra. And she should stop putting fire roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers in every-fucking-thing.
Although uhhh...Ina Garten is the most boring tv personality ever. Paula Deen rocks my effing world. WHen i grow up, i want to be Paula!
She should care about her weight, because she's not cool like Paula Deen or Ina Garten. And she should stop mixing ground beef with her wedding rings on. And she should stop wearing orange eyeshadow. And she should shut the fuck up and stop drinking. And she should shove her sammies into her bra. And she should stop putting fire roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers in every-fucking-thing.
Although uhhh...Ina Garten is the most boring tv personality ever. Paula Deen rocks my effing world. WHen i grow up, i want to be Paula!
Good advice
From Glamour:
If you are....
5'3 or under...carry a bag no bigger than a shoebox
5'4 to 5'7....carry a bag no bigger than a laptop
5'8 or more...carry a bag as big as you want
Why does it seem like everyone's divorcing? Or is it just when you're married that you notice this stuff now? Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro? Christie Brinkley and Mr. 4th Husband?
You know the general progression of life...you graduate high school...you graduate college...you work...you either buy a place and/or you get engaged (it seems like everyone i know got engaged at the same time), then everyone starts having babies...i'm waiting for when people I know start to get divorced and then get onto Marriage #2....
And...
When you go to lunch with someone and they leave for a second to get a to-go box, and then some birds attempt to attack their leftovers, do you tell your friend? Or is there a 5 second rule that applies to when birds attempt to jack stuff off a plate?
If you are....
5'3 or under...carry a bag no bigger than a shoebox
5'4 to 5'7....carry a bag no bigger than a laptop
5'8 or more...carry a bag as big as you want
Why does it seem like everyone's divorcing? Or is it just when you're married that you notice this stuff now? Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro? Christie Brinkley and Mr. 4th Husband?
You know the general progression of life...you graduate high school...you graduate college...you work...you either buy a place and/or you get engaged (it seems like everyone i know got engaged at the same time), then everyone starts having babies...i'm waiting for when people I know start to get divorced and then get onto Marriage #2....
And...
When you go to lunch with someone and they leave for a second to get a to-go box, and then some birds attempt to attack their leftovers, do you tell your friend? Or is there a 5 second rule that applies to when birds attempt to jack stuff off a plate?
Friday, July 14, 2006
Celebrity face recognition
Ha ha haaa...
So i FINALLY went on that website (My Heritage Dot Com) where you put in your photo and it tells you celebrities that look like you...
I put in a photo from Ryan's wedding (i.e doesn't even look like me AND i'm wearing grey contacts)...
I match with Adriana Lima by 72%! Woo hoo! Sadly my highest match is Enya (73%) and Susan Sarandon (73%).
If i were a dude I'd match Anthony Kiedis by 74%! That's effing hilarious.
Using the photo that's here on this blog on the right, I match Selma Blair with 67%.
What's amazing about this site is that it'll find the face in the photo for you...pretty amazing, so far it hasn't gotten anything wrong. if you have other peoplei n the picture it'll match everyone up in one shot.
Damn this is addictive.
I did a photo with no makeup from Disneyland...i matched Penelope Cruise (70%), Sofia Coppola (which i've heard before a billion times), Kristin Kreuk (67%), and Angelina Jolie at 63%.
This might possibly be the most addictive thing next to Lemonadegam.com, awfulplasticsurgery.com, and heroin.
So i FINALLY went on that website (My Heritage Dot Com) where you put in your photo and it tells you celebrities that look like you...
I put in a photo from Ryan's wedding (i.e doesn't even look like me AND i'm wearing grey contacts)...
I match with Adriana Lima by 72%! Woo hoo! Sadly my highest match is Enya (73%) and Susan Sarandon (73%).
If i were a dude I'd match Anthony Kiedis by 74%! That's effing hilarious.
Using the photo that's here on this blog on the right, I match Selma Blair with 67%.
What's amazing about this site is that it'll find the face in the photo for you...pretty amazing, so far it hasn't gotten anything wrong. if you have other peoplei n the picture it'll match everyone up in one shot.
Damn this is addictive.
I did a photo with no makeup from Disneyland...i matched Penelope Cruise (70%), Sofia Coppola (which i've heard before a billion times), Kristin Kreuk (67%), and Angelina Jolie at 63%.
This might possibly be the most addictive thing next to Lemonadegam.com, awfulplasticsurgery.com, and heroin.
Jacob Two Two
Two things today...
ONE: In case you ever wanted to see D-List celebs (if you would even call them that) and their MySPace pages Link
TWO:
You just can't get any funnier than this (props to Kim for sending this forward...i get so many crap forwards, this one was good):
LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________
1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses
6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting.
How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?
2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of
the rest of his hold?
3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks
per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
make 20% profit . How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain
the 20% profit?
5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,
and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
6. Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit.
If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3
eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his
gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. L aSheena also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If
LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the
Boa on one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Joe's skate board. As Marvin skates away at
15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load
his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
ONE: In case you ever wanted to see D-List celebs (if you would even call them that) and their MySPace pages Link
TWO:
You just can't get any funnier than this (props to Kim for sending this forward...i get so many crap forwards, this one was good):
LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________
1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses
6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting.
How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?
2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of
the rest of his hold?
3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks
per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
make 20% profit . How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain
the 20% profit?
5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,
and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
6. Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit.
If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3
eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his
gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. L aSheena also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If
LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the
Boa on one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Joe's skate board. As Marvin skates away at
15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load
his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
Thursday, July 13, 2006
The twins
Wow...time does alotta things...
Remember when the Olsen twins were attractive young ladies?
Memory Lane
You know, I bet this is their ultimate last laugh...all the creepy guys with countdown timers to when they would be legal...
And then they turned nasty ugly...Ashley's not so bad but she dresses so bizarre and Mary Kate is one step away from being the wealthiest bag lady ever...with all that money you'd think they'd invest in a BRUSH. I bet they decided that as soon as they turned 18 they were gonna be the ultimate turn-off still, so that either way...it would be just WRONG to jack off to them.
Remember when the Olsen twins were attractive young ladies?
Memory Lane
You know, I bet this is their ultimate last laugh...all the creepy guys with countdown timers to when they would be legal...
And then they turned nasty ugly...Ashley's not so bad but she dresses so bizarre and Mary Kate is one step away from being the wealthiest bag lady ever...with all that money you'd think they'd invest in a BRUSH. I bet they decided that as soon as they turned 18 they were gonna be the ultimate turn-off still, so that either way...it would be just WRONG to jack off to them.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
no makeup
Oh thank you thank you thank you to the paparazzi world...
Eva Longoria Without Makeup
Not that she looks BAD...but she just looks NORMAL....
Eva Longoria Without Makeup
Not that she looks BAD...but she just looks NORMAL....
Random gripes and thoughts
So much to get to today...
First off, go Adam!
Adam Corolla hangs up
Movie Reviews
Superman
Let's get a few things straight. I really didn't care if I saw this on the IMAX or not. And since I did see it on IMAX, this movie had to blow me away just to justify the extra few bucks.
AND...the fact we stood in line for 2 frickin' hours on a Friday night.
I'm also not a huge Superman fan...i mean, i grew up with Christopher Reeve and all, but i was like 1 when the first movie came out.
Okay, onto the movie...
It blew me away. Heck, the opening credits (well, on a big screen IMAX anyway) is worth the cost of the movie ticket alone.
Brandon Routh is phenomenal. You can imagine him being emotionally vulnerable as Clark Kent with a comedic twist...and when he's Superman, he's effing hot as hell (they put blue contacts in during certain scenes). He is perfect for this role. Which means he better go find another movie asap so he's not typecast.
Kate Bosworth annoys me in general, and I didn't think I'd like her in this movie (WTF is up with her hair? And that high forehead?!)...but she did indeed do a good job as well. I didn't think I would believe her as a mature mother type, but she pulled it off.
Kevin SPacey...well, he's Kevin Spacey. I think he's great, but the whole time i looked at his bald head i kept thinking about Usual Suspects.
The real scene stealer is Parkey Posey...she deserves a gold medal for carrying this movie.
I NEVER buy movies on DVD...but this one i probably will.
Just Friends
Yeah I know, this has been out forever but I saw it on DVD last week so I figured i'd add to the commentary.
Ryan Reynolds is like the white Will Smith...he plays the same guy in every movie/tv show...but we LIKE that guy, so no one has any complaints.
Ryan Reynolds Rocks My World.
As does Anna Faris...has she ever done a bad movie?! All i gotta say is...she should get an Oscar for the toothpaste scene. I don't think i've laughed so hard in my life.
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Listen, you can't go wrong with Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp is brilliant no matter what. I could watch a movie with Jack Sparrow eating McDonald's, he's THAT good.
That being said, this movie had alot to live up to...and it didn't go the distance.
First off, it's effing long. LONG. Like 3 hours of my life wasted long.
which wouldn't be so bad...if they didn't make it a "to be continued" type of movie. So you leave the theater with NO resolution. It was frustrating. I mean, you're better off just renting p2 before you go see p3 when that's released in the theaters. This is why movie producers shouldn't be allowed to make movies/sequels back-to-back...
As great as the special effects were, there was just too much of it.
AND...the old dude (aka "dead man who owns the chest in question") ripped his heart out and put it in the chest...who gives a crap? Why would you rip your heart out for a girl or the sea? And then bury it? And keep a key? Like wtf...if it's that important how about keeping the heart INSIDE YOU where it belongs? And they never explained why the entire crew of the Flying Dutchman was doomed to become coral/nature...
And I'm officially annoyed with Keira Knightley (sp?)...i loved her in Bend It Like Beckham and even Pride & Prejudice...but at this rate I just wanted to scream at her to get some orthodontic work done. Why do British people have such bad effing teeth?
Anyway, it's an okay movie...but I could have stood to rent it. I think most people i've spoken to agree that Superman was a MUCH better movie.
/end of movie reviews.
In other random babbling news....
1. David Spade and his Showbiz Show are officially the highlights of my weekend.
2. If Sonya the Black Widow can be the 3rd highest rated eater and she's 100lbs, effing right I can win one of the usual stupid bets i make with my coworkers.
3. In N Out from the truck is NOT the same as in the restaurant. It just isn't. It may still be tasty, but nowhere NEAR as tasty as from the chain.
4. Now i'm hungry.
5. Last night at the gym they had one of the TVs set to Telemundo...it was showing The River Wild (Kevin Bacon)...even in spanish that movie is FANTASTIC, and Meryl Streep is a rowing mofo....i really should buy it on DVD.
6. I absolutely can't STAND that stupid Rhianna song "Murderer"...it has NO rhythm, the lyrics are retarded (uhhh if you don't want to hurt your boyfriend...then stop boning another dude. wtf. or dump him. just shut your effing mouth), and she sounds like a dying goat the entire song. I like her fast stuff but dang, this girl can't sing to save her soul.
7. I'm addicted to this Albertsons Diet Orange 'naturally flavored soda' crap.
8. Why the eff am i so tired lately? I slept ALL sunday...and slept ALL last night...if that's beauty sleep, then i better start looking like miss effing america...
Okay, that's all kids :)
First off, go Adam!
Adam Corolla hangs up
Movie Reviews
Superman
Let's get a few things straight. I really didn't care if I saw this on the IMAX or not. And since I did see it on IMAX, this movie had to blow me away just to justify the extra few bucks.
AND...the fact we stood in line for 2 frickin' hours on a Friday night.
I'm also not a huge Superman fan...i mean, i grew up with Christopher Reeve and all, but i was like 1 when the first movie came out.
Okay, onto the movie...
It blew me away. Heck, the opening credits (well, on a big screen IMAX anyway) is worth the cost of the movie ticket alone.
Brandon Routh is phenomenal. You can imagine him being emotionally vulnerable as Clark Kent with a comedic twist...and when he's Superman, he's effing hot as hell (they put blue contacts in during certain scenes). He is perfect for this role. Which means he better go find another movie asap so he's not typecast.
Kate Bosworth annoys me in general, and I didn't think I'd like her in this movie (WTF is up with her hair? And that high forehead?!)...but she did indeed do a good job as well. I didn't think I would believe her as a mature mother type, but she pulled it off.
Kevin SPacey...well, he's Kevin Spacey. I think he's great, but the whole time i looked at his bald head i kept thinking about Usual Suspects.
The real scene stealer is Parkey Posey...she deserves a gold medal for carrying this movie.
I NEVER buy movies on DVD...but this one i probably will.
Just Friends
Yeah I know, this has been out forever but I saw it on DVD last week so I figured i'd add to the commentary.
Ryan Reynolds is like the white Will Smith...he plays the same guy in every movie/tv show...but we LIKE that guy, so no one has any complaints.
Ryan Reynolds Rocks My World.
As does Anna Faris...has she ever done a bad movie?! All i gotta say is...she should get an Oscar for the toothpaste scene. I don't think i've laughed so hard in my life.
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Listen, you can't go wrong with Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp is brilliant no matter what. I could watch a movie with Jack Sparrow eating McDonald's, he's THAT good.
That being said, this movie had alot to live up to...and it didn't go the distance.
First off, it's effing long. LONG. Like 3 hours of my life wasted long.
which wouldn't be so bad...if they didn't make it a "to be continued" type of movie. So you leave the theater with NO resolution. It was frustrating. I mean, you're better off just renting p2 before you go see p3 when that's released in the theaters. This is why movie producers shouldn't be allowed to make movies/sequels back-to-back...
As great as the special effects were, there was just too much of it.
AND...the old dude (aka "dead man who owns the chest in question") ripped his heart out and put it in the chest...who gives a crap? Why would you rip your heart out for a girl or the sea? And then bury it? And keep a key? Like wtf...if it's that important how about keeping the heart INSIDE YOU where it belongs? And they never explained why the entire crew of the Flying Dutchman was doomed to become coral/nature...
And I'm officially annoyed with Keira Knightley (sp?)...i loved her in Bend It Like Beckham and even Pride & Prejudice...but at this rate I just wanted to scream at her to get some orthodontic work done. Why do British people have such bad effing teeth?
Anyway, it's an okay movie...but I could have stood to rent it. I think most people i've spoken to agree that Superman was a MUCH better movie.
/end of movie reviews.
In other random babbling news....
1. David Spade and his Showbiz Show are officially the highlights of my weekend.
2. If Sonya the Black Widow can be the 3rd highest rated eater and she's 100lbs, effing right I can win one of the usual stupid bets i make with my coworkers.
3. In N Out from the truck is NOT the same as in the restaurant. It just isn't. It may still be tasty, but nowhere NEAR as tasty as from the chain.
4. Now i'm hungry.
5. Last night at the gym they had one of the TVs set to Telemundo...it was showing The River Wild (Kevin Bacon)...even in spanish that movie is FANTASTIC, and Meryl Streep is a rowing mofo....i really should buy it on DVD.
6. I absolutely can't STAND that stupid Rhianna song "Murderer"...it has NO rhythm, the lyrics are retarded (uhhh if you don't want to hurt your boyfriend...then stop boning another dude. wtf. or dump him. just shut your effing mouth), and she sounds like a dying goat the entire song. I like her fast stuff but dang, this girl can't sing to save her soul.
7. I'm addicted to this Albertsons Diet Orange 'naturally flavored soda' crap.
8. Why the eff am i so tired lately? I slept ALL sunday...and slept ALL last night...if that's beauty sleep, then i better start looking like miss effing america...
Okay, that's all kids :)
Monday, July 10, 2006
I still hate myspace...
But since this is MY blog and it's all about ME and MY thoughts...suck it...i need to take a nap but i'm too lazy to get off this chair and Marmalade keeps jumping on me trying to convince me to feed her yet AGAIN...
1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR LAST EX IF YOU COULD?
nope.
2.WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
white wife beater
3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?
sure
4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR TOP FRIEND?
I can't remember who's on my top friend list
5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
most if not all
6. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?
ideally, 4
7. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
Kinda yeah...better than it was before!
9. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?
I used to like the "ica" names...veronica...jessica...now, for all the people that eff mine up, i'd love Jennifer, Jane, Kate...you can't screw those up....
10. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
Depends if they were attractive and if my Husband were okay with it...and if she brushed her teeth.
12. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BDAY?
worked...went to BJs at lunch...had a combo birthday later in the month with nicole d and carrie...
14. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
6:45 blah
15. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT TWO NIGHTS AGO?
flipping channels on the tv
17. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?
Depends who's pulling it and why they're pulling...
18. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO?
- organize my My Little Pony cabinet (suck it!)
- finally create my Chex Mix report
- fix my master bathroom (so i can stop saying the stains on the carpet are permanent blah blah)
- clear out the spare bedroom
- RETIRE!!!
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?
Memorial Day 2005
20. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
Let's go over what i WOULDN"T change....umm...i like my nails/hands (when i actually do them all pretty)...so...whatever else remains should answer that!
22. IF YOU HAD $250,000...HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?
$99K: pay off 2nd mortgage
$10K: animal organizations/shelters
$30K: get myself a decent frickin' car
$5K: go to Italy
$5K: go shopping in Italy
$5K: go with my mom to Austria
$5K: donate to whatever religious stuff my dad wants
$40K: for friends
$10K: in a fund for my niece's college
The rest: plastic surgery fund and/or retirement....
23. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO TOM?
uh no
24. DESCRIBE WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
baby blue
27. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
September...countdown to all the holidays and crap...but it also makes me sad, makes me think of back to school like flipping a calendar over....
28. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
January...no holidays until end of May....
29. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM SOMEBODY?
i seriously can't remember. I can't even remember when i borrowed a jacket. Geezus. The last thing I can remember is the jacket I borrowed from Stefanie in May '05 when we waited in line for star wars.
30. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?
myself. i need that nap.
31. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
geezus...probably Oh No They Didn't or msnbc.com or Alien Loves Predator or my email....
32. LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED?
Kelly about whether or not Beyonce and Jay Z broke up....
33. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU SAD?
now that, will remain a secret...this person knows who he/she is...
34. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR MOM?
Of course! And then my mom would lecture me about how I blocked her wrong.
35. FAVORITE KIND OF DRINK?
Right now, the generic walmart brand of Grape crystal light.
36. FAVORITE FOOD?
POUTINE SUCKA!
36. FAVORITE DESERT?
doughnuts mmughgngngngn....
38. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE?
When i was little
39. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Feel really bad for the people close to said hated person.
40.IF YOU ANSWERED ALL THESE HONESTLY REPOST:
yeah thanks.
1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR LAST EX IF YOU COULD?
nope.
2.WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
white wife beater
3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?
sure
4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR TOP FRIEND?
I can't remember who's on my top friend list
5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
most if not all
6. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?
ideally, 4
7. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
Kinda yeah...better than it was before!
9. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?
I used to like the "ica" names...veronica...jessica...now, for all the people that eff mine up, i'd love Jennifer, Jane, Kate...you can't screw those up....
10. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
Depends if they were attractive and if my Husband were okay with it...and if she brushed her teeth.
12. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BDAY?
worked...went to BJs at lunch...had a combo birthday later in the month with nicole d and carrie...
14. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
6:45 blah
15. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT TWO NIGHTS AGO?
flipping channels on the tv
17. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?
Depends who's pulling it and why they're pulling...
18. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO?
- organize my My Little Pony cabinet (suck it!)
- finally create my Chex Mix report
- fix my master bathroom (so i can stop saying the stains on the carpet are permanent blah blah)
- clear out the spare bedroom
- RETIRE!!!
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?
Memorial Day 2005
20. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
Let's go over what i WOULDN"T change....umm...i like my nails/hands (when i actually do them all pretty)...so...whatever else remains should answer that!
22. IF YOU HAD $250,000...HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?
$99K: pay off 2nd mortgage
$10K: animal organizations/shelters
$30K: get myself a decent frickin' car
$5K: go to Italy
$5K: go shopping in Italy
$5K: go with my mom to Austria
$5K: donate to whatever religious stuff my dad wants
$40K: for friends
$10K: in a fund for my niece's college
The rest: plastic surgery fund and/or retirement....
23. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO TOM?
uh no
24. DESCRIBE WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
baby blue
27. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
September...countdown to all the holidays and crap...but it also makes me sad, makes me think of back to school like flipping a calendar over....
28. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
January...no holidays until end of May....
29. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM SOMEBODY?
i seriously can't remember. I can't even remember when i borrowed a jacket. Geezus. The last thing I can remember is the jacket I borrowed from Stefanie in May '05 when we waited in line for star wars.
30. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?
myself. i need that nap.
31. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
geezus...probably Oh No They Didn't or msnbc.com or Alien Loves Predator or my email....
32. LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED?
Kelly about whether or not Beyonce and Jay Z broke up....
33. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU SAD?
now that, will remain a secret...this person knows who he/she is...
34. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR MOM?
Of course! And then my mom would lecture me about how I blocked her wrong.
35. FAVORITE KIND OF DRINK?
Right now, the generic walmart brand of Grape crystal light.
36. FAVORITE FOOD?
POUTINE SUCKA!
36. FAVORITE DESERT?
doughnuts mmughgngngngn....
38. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE?
When i was little
39. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Feel really bad for the people close to said hated person.
40.IF YOU ANSWERED ALL THESE HONESTLY REPOST:
yeah thanks.
Friday, July 07, 2006
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Of needles, bandaids, and code Pink
Spent Monday night in the ER till 2:30am.
Why?
Because I'm an idiot.
The best part was when Chris (kraig's friend) was trying to tell me there was alot of blood in the sink and I was all "no, that's just salsa"...ummm no turns out, it was blood...
Why?
Because I'm an idiot.
The best part was when Chris (kraig's friend) was trying to tell me there was alot of blood in the sink and I was all "no, that's just salsa"...ummm no turns out, it was blood...
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Glutton for punishment
I'm sure i'm going to regret this...
But I'm writing my first ever Video Game user's guide (I don't want to say the name of the game until after it's published)...i guess that's kinda cool, making something that's gonna be in the XBox or PSX game case....
Uh the problem? It's due August 15th. AAaaack....
But I'm writing my first ever Video Game user's guide (I don't want to say the name of the game until after it's published)...i guess that's kinda cool, making something that's gonna be in the XBox or PSX game case....
Uh the problem? It's due August 15th. AAaaack....
This deserves a frickin' medal
''You were in Baghdad for six hours! And you weren't even in the real Baghdad — you were in the Green Zone. That's like going to the Olive Garden and saying you've been to Italy.''
JON STEWART, REACTING TO PRESIDENT BUSH'S TOUTING HIS TRIP TO IRAQ, ON THE DAILY SHOW
JON STEWART, REACTING TO PRESIDENT BUSH'S TOUTING HIS TRIP TO IRAQ, ON THE DAILY SHOW
Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Oh my GOD this thing is so hypnotic:
http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/ click on the video...
In other news, is everyone DYING for the frickin' holiday? I can't believe I'm gonna have a 6-day weekend. It's been eons since I had a week off work...i'm already mentally in vacation mode, I came into work dressed like a mother frickin' slob.
If you haven't seen Britney's Bazaar pics, you'll be amazed with the wonders of airbrushing...wtf!
Britney's Naked Pregnancy Pics
So on the agenda for the next few days with my Canadian guest:
Friday: Superman at the Imax
Saturday: Shakespeare in the park, then Laguna Beach to celebrate Canada Day
Sun: maybe go to san diego, not sure
Mon: beach during the day, get our bbq groove on with people at night
Tues: this is iffy...i want to go to Lake Mission Viejo, but they don't let guests in until after 6. Last year we snuck in Carrie, but I don't think they'll be so kind unless I've got a cute blond with me again.
Wed: maybe the getty?
Thurs: shopping/beach day
In fact, there's not enough beach time in that agenda...plus I wanted to get my Festival of teh Arts/Pageant of the Masters on...and of course, you gotta take out of towners to the OC Flea Market...that's just riot...oh and Kraig wanted to take him to Venice Beach and Santa Monica...
So much touristy stuff, so little time!
And finally....
I finally took down ALL the Xmas holiday cards that I had hanging out up outside of my cube...it was my Silent Protest Against Christmas....if you like your holiday so damn much, you can stare at it all year! Well i told people it would stay up for exactly 6 months...so yeah, i finally took them down. Pretty sad actually, I can't believe 2006 is half over. To top it off, I think people have been stealing my holiday cards...there was ALOT less by June than there was in January.
KAHHH TOE MAHHH TAYYYY!!!
http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/ click on the video...
In other news, is everyone DYING for the frickin' holiday? I can't believe I'm gonna have a 6-day weekend. It's been eons since I had a week off work...i'm already mentally in vacation mode, I came into work dressed like a mother frickin' slob.
If you haven't seen Britney's Bazaar pics, you'll be amazed with the wonders of airbrushing...wtf!
Britney's Naked Pregnancy Pics
So on the agenda for the next few days with my Canadian guest:
Friday: Superman at the Imax
Saturday: Shakespeare in the park, then Laguna Beach to celebrate Canada Day
Sun: maybe go to san diego, not sure
Mon: beach during the day, get our bbq groove on with people at night
Tues: this is iffy...i want to go to Lake Mission Viejo, but they don't let guests in until after 6. Last year we snuck in Carrie, but I don't think they'll be so kind unless I've got a cute blond with me again.
Wed: maybe the getty?
Thurs: shopping/beach day
In fact, there's not enough beach time in that agenda...plus I wanted to get my Festival of teh Arts/Pageant of the Masters on...and of course, you gotta take out of towners to the OC Flea Market...that's just riot...oh and Kraig wanted to take him to Venice Beach and Santa Monica...
So much touristy stuff, so little time!
And finally....
I finally took down ALL the Xmas holiday cards that I had hanging out up outside of my cube...it was my Silent Protest Against Christmas....if you like your holiday so damn much, you can stare at it all year! Well i told people it would stay up for exactly 6 months...so yeah, i finally took them down. Pretty sad actually, I can't believe 2006 is half over. To top it off, I think people have been stealing my holiday cards...there was ALOT less by June than there was in January.
KAHHH TOE MAHHH TAYYYY!!!
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Nicole's Birthday Pics
Ahhhh great minds think alike...just a note, yes I got my dress at Target...suck it!
Click here for pics
Click here for pics
Vegas June 2006
Ready for a night out:
Click here for the pics
Heh heh better view 'em before Jen and Wendy yell at me to take the link down...
Click here for the pics
Heh heh better view 'em before Jen and Wendy yell at me to take the link down...
Nooz you can Yooz
WTF is wrong with the world today?
All in one weekend...Aaron Spelling, Jon Benet Ramsey's mom, and E. Pierce Marshall (if you're a true entertainment gossip fan, you'll know right off the bat who that last guy is)...crazy!
Other random news for you:
Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000
Malfunctioning penile implant is painful and can't be removed
This is so, so sad:
Is it time for a Bye Bye Barbie?
With sales slumping, some say it's time to write iconic doll's obituary
How is this NEWS? Any chick could have told you this:
Many teenage girls feel pressured into sex
Survey finds young women give in out of fear of angering boyfriend
Just...interesting...
Powering up Tomorrowland
Earthlink is betting on urban Wi-Fi — and Anaheim
Another potential new market is lower-income Anaheim residents who can't afford broadband or a standard cell phone. Betty expects to offer them unlimited calling from anywhere in Anaheim to anywhere in the U.S. for around $25 per month.
Or I could call anywhere in the US for FREE....wtf...unlimited nationwide calling from your cell phone provider...but I find it interesting that this is the first ever "big city" Wi-Fi-ification (hmm i should trademark that) and they picked the frickin' GHETTO.
Goodall opposes AIDS research on monkeys
Primate expert urges government to reject use of endangered animals
Jane Goodall is like, the Chimp Pimp (dang i really need to start trademarking these terms!)...don't be messin' with her. If I were president and Jane Goodall told me to fire everyone and hire chimps, I'd do it. If Jane Goodall told me to step down as president and hire a Chimp President, I'd do it.
Once again, any chick could tell you this:
Killer fashion: Looking good never hurt so bad
Tortured toes, sprains and chafing make ER bracelets the new accessory
First off, it can't be as bad as the corset days. There's just no way.
Thong-induced infections, puncture wounds from underwire bras, tortured toes from stilettos — why do women put up with this stuff?
First off...wtf....thong-induced infections?!! I don't know what those are, but that's effy NASTY. Secondly, I've never had a puncture would from a bra but yeah, i've worn bad cheap underwire bras that end up digging into your skin soooo bad. Actually, I wore a victoria's secret strapless bra tonight and the instant I got into my car I practically drove into traffic trying to rip that thing off. THe most painful $50 I've ever spent.
If you have an old bra that you're going to throw out, cut it open and check out the wire...you would be AMAZED with how deformed those things get.
KAH TOE MAH TAYYYY!!!
All in one weekend...Aaron Spelling, Jon Benet Ramsey's mom, and E. Pierce Marshall (if you're a true entertainment gossip fan, you'll know right off the bat who that last guy is)...crazy!
Other random news for you:
Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000
Malfunctioning penile implant is painful and can't be removed
This is so, so sad:
Is it time for a Bye Bye Barbie?
With sales slumping, some say it's time to write iconic doll's obituary
How is this NEWS? Any chick could have told you this:
Many teenage girls feel pressured into sex
Survey finds young women give in out of fear of angering boyfriend
Just...interesting...
Powering up Tomorrowland
Earthlink is betting on urban Wi-Fi — and Anaheim
Another potential new market is lower-income Anaheim residents who can't afford broadband or a standard cell phone. Betty expects to offer them unlimited calling from anywhere in Anaheim to anywhere in the U.S. for around $25 per month.
Or I could call anywhere in the US for FREE....wtf...unlimited nationwide calling from your cell phone provider...but I find it interesting that this is the first ever "big city" Wi-Fi-ification (hmm i should trademark that) and they picked the frickin' GHETTO.
Goodall opposes AIDS research on monkeys
Primate expert urges government to reject use of endangered animals
Jane Goodall is like, the Chimp Pimp (dang i really need to start trademarking these terms!)...don't be messin' with her. If I were president and Jane Goodall told me to fire everyone and hire chimps, I'd do it. If Jane Goodall told me to step down as president and hire a Chimp President, I'd do it.
Once again, any chick could tell you this:
Killer fashion: Looking good never hurt so bad
Tortured toes, sprains and chafing make ER bracelets the new accessory
First off, it can't be as bad as the corset days. There's just no way.
Thong-induced infections, puncture wounds from underwire bras, tortured toes from stilettos — why do women put up with this stuff?
First off...wtf....thong-induced infections?!! I don't know what those are, but that's effy NASTY. Secondly, I've never had a puncture would from a bra but yeah, i've worn bad cheap underwire bras that end up digging into your skin soooo bad. Actually, I wore a victoria's secret strapless bra tonight and the instant I got into my car I practically drove into traffic trying to rip that thing off. THe most painful $50 I've ever spent.
If you have an old bra that you're going to throw out, cut it open and check out the wire...you would be AMAZED with how deformed those things get.
KAH TOE MAH TAYYYY!!!
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Spellling Bee
FAREWELL: Famed TV producer Aaron Spelling died Friday at his home in Los Angeles at age 83. The man behind Charlie's Angels, Beverly Hills, 90210, Love Boat, 7th Heaven and so many others had suffered a stroke June 18.
DANG. I mean...DANG. A few thoughts...
1. He was only 83? He looked like the cryptkeeper or something.
2. So you know how rich kids always say "I'M not rich, my parents are, that doesn't mean I am!"...well now Tori can say she's rich.
3. Maybe this will frickin' finally get 90210 released on DVD. I'm SICK of waiting. If you can get flippin' Doogie Howser on DVD...you should be able to get 90210.
4. Do you think Shannen Doherty's gonna show up to the funeral?
Unrelated: yep, my Best Buy scam worked.
DANG. I mean...DANG. A few thoughts...
1. He was only 83? He looked like the cryptkeeper or something.
2. So you know how rich kids always say "I'M not rich, my parents are, that doesn't mean I am!"...well now Tori can say she's rich.
3. Maybe this will frickin' finally get 90210 released on DVD. I'm SICK of waiting. If you can get flippin' Doogie Howser on DVD...you should be able to get 90210.
4. Do you think Shannen Doherty's gonna show up to the funeral?
Unrelated: yep, my Best Buy scam worked.
Friday, June 23, 2006
Some random questions...
Random questions...feel free to answer in the Comments section or not...
1. It is possible to love two people at once?
2. Are there rights of passage that EVERYONE has to experience?
3. What influences you more on your the choice of your mate...mother or father?
4. Is shaving cream better than cheap conditioner when shaving your legs? And if you're a dude, have you ever thought to try the cheap Suave stuff to shave your face?
5. Has anyone ever thought back to their first love or first relationship and thought that that's what molded them into the relationshi pthey have today?
6. Is it possible to change who you are, or do you think if you're This Type Of Person, you're mostly likely going to be that way for life?
7. What lipglosses don't chap lips?
8. Why do people read blogs? Why do people frickin' read THIS blog?
9. Is Jessica Alba the new Angelina Jolie? And was Eva Longoria in the running for that spot ever?
10. If you're a chick, what's the max you can justify spendingo n a purse?
11. If you're a chick, how much do you lie to your spouse about how much the purse cost?
12. Do guys ever lie about the cost of stuff?
13. If dudes have dude roommates...do they ever care about their roommate hearing what's going on behind closed doors?
14. Do dudes every do their uhh "by themselves" (aka RIGHTY lol) business on their couch or is that strictly bed-only?
15. Does anyone who wears contacts use the old skool kind of solution that burns the f*ck out of your eye and you need to let it soak overnight?
16. Am I the only one that thinks Foo Fighter's BEST OF YOU is the most amazing song EVERRRR? Okay maybe not ever, but best song for 2005-2006 when you just need to let off some steam?
17. True or false: women generally OVERthink thinks, men generally don't give a crap and tend to UNDERthink things...
18. Do people ever get over their hearts being broken? I mean, REALLY? I mean, my first boyfriend f*cked me over so bad, I can tell you that over a decade later if I saw him it wouldn't take even a split second before i jumped on him and started pounding him (i fantasized for years about bashingh im with a crowbar. FANTASIZED. If i lived in Canada, i'd probably have a crowbar in my car for that chance meeting). And that being said, do all the loves in one's life really make that much of a difference overall?
19. Am I the only one who changes when they come home from work into comfy clothes? I don't care if you wore jeans anda tshirt to work, do you change out of them into massively comfy clothes?
20. Can people truly control their emotions? Are you hurt because you're hurt...and you can't control that...or because you WANT to hurt? Are you angry becuase you want to be angry or because you can't help being angry?
20b. If you feel you CAN control feelings, can you control love and hate? Can you control who you love, or does that just "happen"? Can you control whether you hate someone or is it so deep inside that no matter how hard you try, you still hate that person?
Okay...no more deep thoughts. My brain is thinking about a lot of random, RANDOM crap today. I think I just need a nap :P
1. It is possible to love two people at once?
2. Are there rights of passage that EVERYONE has to experience?
3. What influences you more on your the choice of your mate...mother or father?
4. Is shaving cream better than cheap conditioner when shaving your legs? And if you're a dude, have you ever thought to try the cheap Suave stuff to shave your face?
5. Has anyone ever thought back to their first love or first relationship and thought that that's what molded them into the relationshi pthey have today?
6. Is it possible to change who you are, or do you think if you're This Type Of Person, you're mostly likely going to be that way for life?
7. What lipglosses don't chap lips?
8. Why do people read blogs? Why do people frickin' read THIS blog?
9. Is Jessica Alba the new Angelina Jolie? And was Eva Longoria in the running for that spot ever?
10. If you're a chick, what's the max you can justify spendingo n a purse?
11. If you're a chick, how much do you lie to your spouse about how much the purse cost?
12. Do guys ever lie about the cost of stuff?
13. If dudes have dude roommates...do they ever care about their roommate hearing what's going on behind closed doors?
14. Do dudes every do their uhh "by themselves" (aka RIGHTY lol) business on their couch or is that strictly bed-only?
15. Does anyone who wears contacts use the old skool kind of solution that burns the f*ck out of your eye and you need to let it soak overnight?
16. Am I the only one that thinks Foo Fighter's BEST OF YOU is the most amazing song EVERRRR? Okay maybe not ever, but best song for 2005-2006 when you just need to let off some steam?
17. True or false: women generally OVERthink thinks, men generally don't give a crap and tend to UNDERthink things...
18. Do people ever get over their hearts being broken? I mean, REALLY? I mean, my first boyfriend f*cked me over so bad, I can tell you that over a decade later if I saw him it wouldn't take even a split second before i jumped on him and started pounding him (i fantasized for years about bashingh im with a crowbar. FANTASIZED. If i lived in Canada, i'd probably have a crowbar in my car for that chance meeting). And that being said, do all the loves in one's life really make that much of a difference overall?
19. Am I the only one who changes when they come home from work into comfy clothes? I don't care if you wore jeans anda tshirt to work, do you change out of them into massively comfy clothes?
20. Can people truly control their emotions? Are you hurt because you're hurt...and you can't control that...or because you WANT to hurt? Are you angry becuase you want to be angry or because you can't help being angry?
20b. If you feel you CAN control feelings, can you control love and hate? Can you control who you love, or does that just "happen"? Can you control whether you hate someone or is it so deep inside that no matter how hard you try, you still hate that person?
Okay...no more deep thoughts. My brain is thinking about a lot of random, RANDOM crap today. I think I just need a nap :P
Le scam....
Since i paid over $700 for the 24HF membership...
Karma better effing be on my side when i pull my Best Buy scam after work today...and really, this is only in retaliation to the scam they pulled on ME. I wouldn't HAVE to scam them if one jackass hadn't effed me over.
Ka toe mah tay!
Karma better effing be on my side when i pull my Best Buy scam after work today...and really, this is only in retaliation to the scam they pulled on ME. I wouldn't HAVE to scam them if one jackass hadn't effed me over.
Ka toe mah tay!
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