Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The only time i love MySpace

In case it's not clear, I hate myspace. more importantly, i hate 99.99999999999999% of the people on there, who are too retarded to make a decent page (hey jackasses, stick to the defaults. Your tiled backdrop and sparkly mouseovers are just as annoying as you are).

I know, i should shut up, but to me MySpace is almost like the McDonald's or 24HF of the internet world: something that brings society down, and yet, sorta needed.

Anyway, not the point.

The point is, i was perusing people from my highschool (since i got an email about a possible reunion) and came across this:
Orleans, Ontario Myspace

And now, i think i'm in love with myspace.

Maybe it's homesickness, i don't know, but seriously...that's effing AWESOME.

Check it:
The mall i used to work at


This is one of the streets you can take off the hwy (aka The Queensway...ther'es only one highway in Ottawa) to get to my parents/my house: link


This is the other road you can take to my parents' house...ther'es a Mac's Milk sign (it's like 7-11 but Canadian and has a cat as a logo)...when you exit the highway (err Queensway) you can still see the marks from where my friend Jason in college smashed up his car.link


And welcome to what winter was like growing up:

although i can't figure out what street that is, it's all a blur of glossy snow...

Holy crap, this seriously instills some homesickness!

The opposite gender is just EFFED UP

It has come to my attention...that if all the urinals are used up and a guy has to use a toilet, there's a chance he won't close the door. WHAT THE F*CK! That's effed up!
So I polled numerous guys (my husbandi ncluded), and got the following responses:

Q: If a dude goes to the bathroom and sees that all the ur1nals are taken, and they have to use the t0ilet, do they always close the door?

(I worded it this way, because if i said "do you close the door" of COURSE the guy is gonna tell me he does)

but we certainly do sometimes...
there is no rule here...



I do and most others do too, but not everyone.


not always...


Normally I’d wait for a ur1nal to open up… otherwise, I probably wouldn’t shut the door unless it tended to close on it’s own, then I’d close it just so it wouldn’t keep bumping me.
Or, I’d just go outside and use a tree…



Not always. They figure, since their back is towards the door, they don't care if someone walks in. It is a bit emberrassing to the guy walking in, but even I do it regularly.

I've seen both the door open and the door closed. I don't keep a running total though because I haven't seen it happen very often.


yes I would close the door
why not
i guess you wouldnt have to but if the option is there why not take it



this is a retarded convo started from something a chick mentioned to mea bout mens' bathrooms...

You know when you were 16 and you went shopping with your boyfriend and he went around buying clothes without trying them on? And how SHOCKED you were? And how you were like "but...but...don't you need to try it on? what if it doesn't fit?"...this is kinda like that.

And in case it's not clear:
teabagging is SOOOO gay.

(I have no problems with anything gay, i don't give a crap what people do, but if you're a straight guy don't tell me it's not a bit gay for you to put your nutsack on anotehr dude's fact...your shlong near an orifice is gay. If you dispute it, you might as well dispute that taking a shlong up your a$$ isn't gay either. It's okay...i have no problems with it...but apparently, straight guys do.)

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Bizzee az ah "B"

Weekend wrap up...

Had my dear friend Jen come for a quick visit...that girl has this innate sense of how to navigate any unknown mall or store...it's like a 6th sense.

Thanks to a coworker I got awesome tix to the behind-the-scenes of Pageant of the Masters...pretty interesting. I got my culture on. Look at me, all knowledged and crap.

Got to finally check out that little martini place by my house Sat night:


Yes, i know at least one person thinks my smile looks fake. Suck it! We can't all be naturally beautiful (back awayyyy from the sarcasm stick).

Sunday vegged out on the beach...and by beach I mean Orange County's answer to the beach, the manmade wonder that even has unreal sand: Lake Mission Viejo.

Before driving Jen back to the airport...of course...had to check out the grand opening of the new Target at Spectrum! And yes, it was everything we dreamed it would be.

First off, they didn't cram everything in so you couldn't find crap. AND...since it was all new...OH MY GOD they actually had crap in stock. Like clothes in my size! Like shoes in my size! Do you know how rare it is to find size 5 shoes in stock at Target, let alone cute ones?

AND...since there's a Starbucks in there...they stock Tazo tea! I had a serious freak out right then and there. Discounted Tazo Tea is like...oh geezus...like a 13 year old boy logging into ClubTera for the first time. Seriously....FREAKING OUT.

Plus this location has a boatload of groceries...you're pretty much set if you go there after work and head straight home. I"m surprised they didn't have a deli counter. Not enough red shirts i guess.

Oh check it...they even have fancy ergonomic shopping baskets. Blow your mind i tell you!



In other news...
Seriously
seriously
SERIOUSLY

I want to go on The World Series Of Pop Culture. Now i know my flaws...i'm actually pretty bad with pre-1980 movies ('cause i wasn't always into this stuff and in between my tv schedule, i just can't keep up with backdated movies) and pre-1990 hip hop songs (like seriously, i know jack about Beastie Boys)...but anything celeb news-related...reality show related...random tv show related (except Brady Bunch, dang they ask alot of brady bunch-related questions!), i'm a crazy mofo answering machine. You have to be, if you're going to be screaming at the TV (topic: Live from NY) that Turd Ferguson is BURT REYNOLDS on Celebrity Jeopardy! COME ON!

I can't believe the contestants didn't know who's known as the Butterscotch Stallion ..pfft...amateurs!!

Yeah, i can talk a mean game...but it IS way easier when you're reading the question at home with no pressure.

Friday, July 21, 2006

BIGGEST IDIOT day

Have you ever had a day where you realize how much you've screwed up? Or how much you really truly are a moron?

First off, I paid my home equity bill ($768) 2 weeks ago. ANd then dumbass Bank of America sends me an e-bill thing, and it says it's due tomorrow. (this was a few days ago). So i freak out, pay it, and then panic that because it takes TWO days to go through there'll be a late payment charge.

THEN...wehn i look at my statements to get the customer service number to beg them not to ding us, i see that I paid it two weeks ago! So what they do is then apply it to the principal. I'm doing interest only, i don't WANT it to go tot he principal. And when i checked my BoA account (to see if i could cancel in time), it was too late. Mother effer.

Secondly...

So last year at the San Diego Comic Con i bought 2 of these "General Grievous Character Keys"...kind of a cool small pic of that star wars guy drawn by a dude from the cartoon network. Effing $40 each. But if you made a purchase over $50, you could get a picture done by Craig McCracken (the guy who draws the Powerpuff GIrls)...it was the end of the day, and since I bought 2 they let me get TWO pictures by Craig...(note to self: effing frame those PowerPuff Girls drawings he did! Plus MojoJojo).

Well when I got home I stored one away to keep, the other one with the intention to sell on ebay. Well i must have stored that one away REALLy well 'casue I can't effing find it, and NOW look how much each one is worth:
Sucker is going for double!

I would search like crazy this weekend but Jen is in town. Kraig's going to Comic Con this weekend so i'm gonna scope out today what's of value and get him to pick some stuff up...yeah, i know, i'm actually getting sucked in. It happens every now and then...i get hyped up over this stuff so that we can sell it on ebay, but then somehow we end up keeping alot of the items. Not good. In fact, i need to remember to sell the special edition princess lea i bought last year.

In other comic con news, i'm actually pretty impressed with the Lost Figures...Kate and Shannon look a bit weird, but the rest of them look fantastic. Hurley and Locke are pretty incredible. I just want the Charlie one.
Or should I say, "chahhh-lee"...

Anyway, that's pretty much it for today...sorry, no witty or retarded comments to bring light to your dreary day!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

MVH!!

Some celeb gossip...

Ashlee Simpson and her new nose...she looks pretty and all, but...I kinda miss the Old Ashlee. If you ever watched her reality show then you'd know she wasn't the type to give a crap about clothing and wasn't afraid to make fun of herself. For God's sakes, she dressed up as a Fat Bastard type for hallowe'en...whereas her sister dressed like Chrissy from 3's Company...

So it's interesting that now she's all miss sexy thang...

As for her sister, what can I say, i'm fickle. Really, i'm on Team Lachey. I really am. But i caught MTV's Making The Video and i really kinda dig Jessica's new song. Plus i like Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria. And Andy Dick is effing hilarious in it. So...i can hate the girl but still kinda dig her music.

I do also realize that I sound like the most immature almost-29-year-old out there.

In other depressing news, it seems Alanis and Ryan Reynolds may be back together.
English Bay, Vancouver, last Tuesday, Ryan and Alanis are frolicking on the lawn, he rolled on top of her at one point, they were kissing, surrounded by their dogs, still very much a couple. I’m also following up on a tip that they are currently traveling together and will keep you posted on that front.
If I had that dude around, we sure as hell wouldn't be "frolicking"...and he'd probably end up going home in an ambulance. That boy is delicious on so many levels.

In other life news...

I wonder what % of guys would actually get married if say 100% of chicks never "required" it or even cared for it. Like if a chick was willing to just be with a dude, have kids, buy a house, all that stuff, even without a state marriage license. How many guys would then propose? i.e. how many guys really, truly, absolutely, WANT to get married because they want to, not at all because they feel they should, have to, or because it's what the chick wants?

And...by that same notion...

If there wasn't an expiration date on women's eggs...and we could have healthy babies right into our 90s...would chicks get married as soon as they generally do? I know of a few people who have kids (or are planning to have kids) because the chick is getting older...not that they don't want kids at ALL, but that if you could have a healthy baby at like 50, then they'd wait till 50. I'm starting to wonder how many chicks agree to marry dudes not because they really truly think they found "the one", but because this is their last ditch effort before it starts to get risky to have kids.

Mother nature...she's a bitch.

In lighter news, Avril Lavigne's wedding photos on Canada.com are absolutely gorgeous. Girl's got taste. Or at least, Girl's Wedding Coordinator's got taste. Even the bridesmaids dresses are super nice (and could be worn again...what do you expect with Vera?).

Do guys notice if chicks have small stumpy boy feet the way chicks notice that stuff?
If i shave Stash, will he be cooler with less hair or will he get HOTTER because now the heat can directly get to him? (My guess is the former, but the latter seems to be somewhat logical too).

It's been awhile now that i've had my Scrubbling Bubbles automatic shower cleaner and I gotta admit...that sucker is pretty nifty. In 2 months i've only had to clean the shower once (and i didn't "need" to, I just felt like i probably should at that point). Good investment, but the refills run out pretty quick. If you're not a lazy mofo like I am, just get the spray bottle and do it yourself for way less.
Since when is it okay to say "titties" on tv?

Seriously. The damage I would do to Ryan Reynolds...he'd be lucky if he still had his limbs...damn you Alanis. Damn you....

Damn me for having a bagel this morning. Now i just want to nap for a few hours.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Eee Vee Oh Oh

I was reading a celebrity gossip site and it was talking about Rachel Ray and had room for comments...someone wrote this, and even though I dig Rachel Ray (she may be annoying, but she's got a fantastic career path) i have to admit this is the highlight of my day (if you watch 30 Min Meals, then you know why this is funny):

She should care about her weight, because she's not cool like Paula Deen or Ina Garten. And she should stop mixing ground beef with her wedding rings on. And she should stop wearing orange eyeshadow. And she should shut the fuck up and stop drinking. And she should shove her sammies into her bra. And she should stop putting fire roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers in every-fucking-thing.

Although uhhh...Ina Garten is the most boring tv personality ever. Paula Deen rocks my effing world. WHen i grow up, i want to be Paula!

Good advice

From Glamour:

If you are....
5'3 or under...carry a bag no bigger than a shoebox
5'4 to 5'7....carry a bag no bigger than a laptop
5'8 or more...carry a bag as big as you want

Why does it seem like everyone's divorcing? Or is it just when you're married that you notice this stuff now? Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro? Christie Brinkley and Mr. 4th Husband?

You know the general progression of life...you graduate high school...you graduate college...you work...you either buy a place and/or you get engaged (it seems like everyone i know got engaged at the same time), then everyone starts having babies...i'm waiting for when people I know start to get divorced and then get onto Marriage #2....

And...

When you go to lunch with someone and they leave for a second to get a to-go box, and then some birds attempt to attack their leftovers, do you tell your friend? Or is there a 5 second rule that applies to when birds attempt to jack stuff off a plate?

Friday, July 14, 2006

Celebrity face recognition

Ha ha haaa...

So i FINALLY went on that website (My Heritage Dot Com) where you put in your photo and it tells you celebrities that look like you...

I put in a photo from Ryan's wedding (i.e doesn't even look like me AND i'm wearing grey contacts)...

I match with Adriana Lima by 72%! Woo hoo! Sadly my highest match is Enya (73%) and Susan Sarandon (73%).

If i were a dude I'd match Anthony Kiedis by 74%! That's effing hilarious.

Using the photo that's here on this blog on the right, I match Selma Blair with 67%.

What's amazing about this site is that it'll find the face in the photo for you...pretty amazing, so far it hasn't gotten anything wrong. if you have other peoplei n the picture it'll match everyone up in one shot.

Damn this is addictive.

I did a photo with no makeup from Disneyland...i matched Penelope Cruise (70%), Sofia Coppola (which i've heard before a billion times), Kristin Kreuk (67%), and Angelina Jolie at 63%.

This might possibly be the most addictive thing next to Lemonadegam.com, awfulplasticsurgery.com, and heroin.

Jacob Two Two

Two things today...

ONE: In case you ever wanted to see D-List celebs (if you would even call them that) and their MySPace pages Link

TWO:
You just can't get any funnier than this (props to Kim for sending this forward...i get so many crap forwards, this one was good):
LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________

1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses
6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting.
How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of
the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks
per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
make 20% profit . How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain
the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,
and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit.
If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3
eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his
gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. L aSheena also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If
LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the
Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skate board. As Marvin skates away at
15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load
his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Thursday, July 13, 2006

The twins

Wow...time does alotta things...

Remember when the Olsen twins were attractive young ladies?
Memory Lane

You know, I bet this is their ultimate last laugh...all the creepy guys with countdown timers to when they would be legal...

And then they turned nasty ugly...Ashley's not so bad but she dresses so bizarre and Mary Kate is one step away from being the wealthiest bag lady ever...with all that money you'd think they'd invest in a BRUSH. I bet they decided that as soon as they turned 18 they were gonna be the ultimate turn-off still, so that either way...it would be just WRONG to jack off to them.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

no makeup

Oh thank you thank you thank you to the paparazzi world...

Eva Longoria Without Makeup

Not that she looks BAD...but she just looks NORMAL....

Random gripes and thoughts

So much to get to today...

First off, go Adam!
Adam Corolla hangs up

Movie Reviews

Superman

Let's get a few things straight. I really didn't care if I saw this on the IMAX or not. And since I did see it on IMAX, this movie had to blow me away just to justify the extra few bucks.

AND...the fact we stood in line for 2 frickin' hours on a Friday night.

I'm also not a huge Superman fan...i mean, i grew up with Christopher Reeve and all, but i was like 1 when the first movie came out.

Okay, onto the movie...

It blew me away. Heck, the opening credits (well, on a big screen IMAX anyway) is worth the cost of the movie ticket alone.

Brandon Routh is phenomenal. You can imagine him being emotionally vulnerable as Clark Kent with a comedic twist...and when he's Superman, he's effing hot as hell (they put blue contacts in during certain scenes). He is perfect for this role. Which means he better go find another movie asap so he's not typecast.

Kate Bosworth annoys me in general, and I didn't think I'd like her in this movie (WTF is up with her hair? And that high forehead?!)...but she did indeed do a good job as well. I didn't think I would believe her as a mature mother type, but she pulled it off.

Kevin SPacey...well, he's Kevin Spacey. I think he's great, but the whole time i looked at his bald head i kept thinking about Usual Suspects.

The real scene stealer is Parkey Posey...she deserves a gold medal for carrying this movie.

I NEVER buy movies on DVD...but this one i probably will.

Just Friends
Yeah I know, this has been out forever but I saw it on DVD last week so I figured i'd add to the commentary.

Ryan Reynolds is like the white Will Smith...he plays the same guy in every movie/tv show...but we LIKE that guy, so no one has any complaints.

Ryan Reynolds Rocks My World.

As does Anna Faris...has she ever done a bad movie?! All i gotta say is...she should get an Oscar for the toothpaste scene. I don't think i've laughed so hard in my life.

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Listen, you can't go wrong with Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp is brilliant no matter what. I could watch a movie with Jack Sparrow eating McDonald's, he's THAT good.

That being said, this movie had alot to live up to...and it didn't go the distance.

First off, it's effing long. LONG. Like 3 hours of my life wasted long.

which wouldn't be so bad...if they didn't make it a "to be continued" type of movie. So you leave the theater with NO resolution. It was frustrating. I mean, you're better off just renting p2 before you go see p3 when that's released in the theaters. This is why movie producers shouldn't be allowed to make movies/sequels back-to-back...

As great as the special effects were, there was just too much of it.

AND...the old dude (aka "dead man who owns the chest in question") ripped his heart out and put it in the chest...who gives a crap? Why would you rip your heart out for a girl or the sea? And then bury it? And keep a key? Like wtf...if it's that important how about keeping the heart INSIDE YOU where it belongs? And they never explained why the entire crew of the Flying Dutchman was doomed to become coral/nature...

And I'm officially annoyed with Keira Knightley (sp?)...i loved her in Bend It Like Beckham and even Pride & Prejudice...but at this rate I just wanted to scream at her to get some orthodontic work done. Why do British people have such bad effing teeth?

Anyway, it's an okay movie...but I could have stood to rent it. I think most people i've spoken to agree that Superman was a MUCH better movie.

/end of movie reviews.

In other random babbling news....

1. David Spade and his Showbiz Show are officially the highlights of my weekend.

2. If Sonya the Black Widow can be the 3rd highest rated eater and she's 100lbs, effing right I can win one of the usual stupid bets i make with my coworkers.

3. In N Out from the truck is NOT the same as in the restaurant. It just isn't. It may still be tasty, but nowhere NEAR as tasty as from the chain.

4. Now i'm hungry.

5. Last night at the gym they had one of the TVs set to Telemundo...it was showing The River Wild (Kevin Bacon)...even in spanish that movie is FANTASTIC, and Meryl Streep is a rowing mofo....i really should buy it on DVD.

6. I absolutely can't STAND that stupid Rhianna song "Murderer"...it has NO rhythm, the lyrics are retarded (uhhh if you don't want to hurt your boyfriend...then stop boning another dude. wtf. or dump him. just shut your effing mouth), and she sounds like a dying goat the entire song. I like her fast stuff but dang, this girl can't sing to save her soul.

7. I'm addicted to this Albertsons Diet Orange 'naturally flavored soda' crap.

8. Why the eff am i so tired lately? I slept ALL sunday...and slept ALL last night...if that's beauty sleep, then i better start looking like miss effing america...

Okay, that's all kids :)

Monday, July 10, 2006

I still hate myspace...

But since this is MY blog and it's all about ME and MY thoughts...suck it...i need to take a nap but i'm too lazy to get off this chair and Marmalade keeps jumping on me trying to convince me to feed her yet AGAIN...


1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR LAST EX IF YOU COULD?
nope.

2.WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
white wife beater

3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?
sure

4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR TOP FRIEND?
I can't remember who's on my top friend list

5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
most if not all

6. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?
ideally, 4

7. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
Kinda yeah...better than it was before!

9. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?
I used to like the "ica" names...veronica...jessica...now, for all the people that eff mine up, i'd love Jennifer, Jane, Kate...you can't screw those up....

10. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
Depends if they were attractive and if my Husband were okay with it...and if she brushed her teeth.

12. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BDAY?
worked...went to BJs at lunch...had a combo birthday later in the month with nicole d and carrie...

14. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
6:45 blah

15. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT TWO NIGHTS AGO?
flipping channels on the tv

17. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?
Depends who's pulling it and why they're pulling...

18. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO?
- organize my My Little Pony cabinet (suck it!)
- finally create my Chex Mix report
- fix my master bathroom (so i can stop saying the stains on the carpet are permanent blah blah)
- clear out the spare bedroom
- RETIRE!!!

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?
Memorial Day 2005

20. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
Let's go over what i WOULDN"T change....umm...i like my nails/hands (when i actually do them all pretty)...so...whatever else remains should answer that!

22. IF YOU HAD $250,000...HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?
$99K: pay off 2nd mortgage
$10K: animal organizations/shelters
$30K: get myself a decent frickin' car
$5K: go to Italy
$5K: go shopping in Italy
$5K: go with my mom to Austria
$5K: donate to whatever religious stuff my dad wants
$40K: for friends
$10K: in a fund for my niece's college
The rest: plastic surgery fund and/or retirement....


23. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO TOM?
uh no

24. DESCRIBE WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
baby blue

27. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
September...countdown to all the holidays and crap...but it also makes me sad, makes me think of back to school like flipping a calendar over....

28. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
January...no holidays until end of May....

29. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM SOMEBODY?
i seriously can't remember. I can't even remember when i borrowed a jacket. Geezus. The last thing I can remember is the jacket I borrowed from Stefanie in May '05 when we waited in line for star wars.

30. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?
myself. i need that nap.

31. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
geezus...probably Oh No They Didn't or msnbc.com or Alien Loves Predator or my email....


32. LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED?
Kelly about whether or not Beyonce and Jay Z broke up....

33. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU SAD?
now that, will remain a secret...this person knows who he/she is...

34. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR MOM?
Of course! And then my mom would lecture me about how I blocked her wrong.

35. FAVORITE KIND OF DRINK?
Right now, the generic walmart brand of Grape crystal light.

36. FAVORITE FOOD?
POUTINE SUCKA!

36. FAVORITE DESERT?
doughnuts mmughgngngngn....

38. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE?
When i was little

39. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Feel really bad for the people close to said hated person.

40.IF YOU ANSWERED ALL THESE HONESTLY REPOST:
yeah thanks.

Friday, July 07, 2006

if yer bored

Link to pics

KAH TOE MAH TAY!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Of needles, bandaids, and code Pink

Spent Monday night in the ER till 2:30am.

Why?

Because I'm an idiot.

The best part was when Chris (kraig's friend) was trying to tell me there was alot of blood in the sink and I was all "no, that's just salsa"...ummm no turns out, it was blood...