Dave Chappelle will finally explain why he walked away from a $50 million TV deal — to Oprah, of course.
The stand-up comic who made headlines last year when he suddenly and mysteriously quit his Comedy Central show in the middle of filming its third season is expected to explain what happened this Friday in a pre-taped interview with Oprah Winfrey.
Coincidentally, Chappelle once starred in a famous comedy sketch in which he fathered Oprah's baby and quit his job, assuming he'd be set for life.
While it's not his first interview since ending "Chappelle's Show" — Time magazine tracked him down in South Africa last year — it will be the first time Chappelle has appeared on TV to talk about what happened.
At the time, Chappelle denied reports that he had suffered some sort of mental breakdown or drug addiction and said he had gone to Africa simply to purify himself and to do some soul searching.
Chappelle has also said he was unhappy with the direction of his show. — Don Kaplan
Gotta DVR that Oprah episode...
On another note, Sarah Silverman is getting her own tv show on Comedy Central...I like the girl (sorry folks, i don't think she's hot but she's cute...), she's funny and alot like the girlfriend we all wished we had.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Monday, January 30, 2006
Vanity Smurf
I swear, I would die without TV. When people say they "don't have time" for TV...well you know what mother effer? Get a DVR. You're missing out on some serious pop culture. Don't act like you're too smart to watch TV...each day is pure sensory overload....there's nothing like sitting down in front of the TV and turning my brain to standby mode while I let someone else do the talking and thinking for me.
On that note, Dr. 90210 tonight was fabulous. I love Dr. Rey. He's creepy, sure, but I dig that he's a workaholic with a bit of a perverted side. Anyway he did some pro-bono work in Mexico and you gotta love a man who cries at the plight of those less fortunate. When he was talking to his daughter about the poor girl with jacked up fingers (or lack of them, really) and how they were going to get her Christmas gifts...I was screaming at the TV "I want to send her Christmas gifts too! And i HATE Christmas! "....
Although they contrasted that story with Dr. Matlock, who clearly has SERIOUS Look at me, I've made it in this life, and nothing screams success like Versace repeated over and over as well as the cost of my eighty eight dollar underwear
(A man who wears briefs?Eww)
Now that being said, as shallow as the dude was...I kind of felt bad 'cause they made it look like he was pure slime while ohhh look at all the poor people in Mexico who just want their children to be healthy blah blah.
I don't expect fabulously rich people to give half their money to poor people. (Quite honestly, I wish they'd give their money to ME...but well that's a pipe dream). I DO think that they should contribute their energy though, like Dr. Rey did....I believe their education better serves those less fortunate than tossing a couple of bucks. And who knows if maybe Dr. Matlock does indeed donate a ton of his money and/or time? But they made him look way shallow...shallow people can help people...even if their intentions are for taxable-donation purposes...all I'm saying is that we can't knock the dude 'cause he's rich, wears ugly underwear, and likes the good life. Why can't you have all that AND help others? Shame on you Dr. 90210...shame on you.
On to other topics...
For those afraid of coyotes when walking their dog:
Do coyotes present any danger people?
Coyotes rarely attack humans. Bites from snakes, rodents, and domestic doges are a far greater possibility than coyote bites, according to public health authorities. Coyotes that are fed become accustomed to people and present a human safety risk. People should never intentionally feed or attempt to tame coyotes. It is in the best interest of both coyotes and humans if coyotes retain their instinctive fear of people. The following important points can help minimize potential conflicts with coyotes:
Never approach or touch a coyote
Never intentionally feed a coyote
Eliminate all outside food sources, especially pet foods
Put garbage out the morning of pickup day
Clear out wood and brush piles; they are good habitat for rats and mice and may attract coyotes
Good husbandry practices, guard animals, and coyote control measures can help to protect livestock
Do no allow pets t roam free when coyotes are present
Consider keeping pets indoors or accompany them outside
Good husbandry practices? Well you learn a new word each day (yes I'm an idiot...i assumed husbandry meant "behaviors which constitute good husband conduct"):
hus·band·ry ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hzbn-dr)
n.
The act or practice of cultivating crops and breeding and raising livestock; agriculture.
The application of scientific principles to agriculture, especially to animal breeding.
Careful management or conservation of resources; economy.
AND FINALLY....
On some more love and Valentine's Day thoughts...
Caught the last clip of InStyle Weddings...the one crappy part about being married is that I no longer have any reasons to buy InSTyle weddings (which I bought long before I even met Kraig). What is it with weddings that make people cry? I never cried at JACK in public before...and now, even celebrity weddings (i.e. temporary) make me bawl at the tv.
and the last babbling of the night...
My car is too ghetto for words.
So the visor has been broken forever, and the only thing that kept it held up was this broken purple clip...I could have just ripped the whole visor off (since I can't pull it down and make it functional anyway) but that was just TOO aesthetically displeasing...but then this weekend Kraig accidentally pulled it down, which made the whole thing worse...
So i had to step up the do-it-yourself-factor and remove the funky broken purple clip...it got replaced with two binder clips. Livin' large people! Binder clips! I'm scoping out ebay for a replacement visor but um yeah a grey, driver's side visor for a 99 Nissan Sentra isn't exactly something you see every day.
Final thoughts
After some discussion tonight...
Yeah, life could be worse. I realize that. People have cancer and what not. I KNOW. Heck, my life has been a billion times worse than it is now. I KNOW. But I'm the female, human version of Eeyore and it's just a little too easy to wallow in self misery over my own hangnails.
Especially when you live in Orange County...and I know some people can relate to things like say when you get prequalified for a home loan and when you go house hunting, you pretty much have to tell everyone "yes. I'm poor. Not by any other standard. But in Orange County, I'm poor. I know. I should be shot for my insolence. How dare I even think to ask for a driveway when I prequality for nothing more than a cardboard box. Yes, I will make the world a better place by throwing myself at the human-eating coyotes".
All I can say is that everyone searches for something...I crave stability like Nicole Richie craves a doughnut...living in California, it seems like my head is barely above the water at all times. So really, I'm not trying to be petty...we all have different things we need in life (love, happines, whatever)...I need stability like a mofo.
/random thoughts
On that note, Dr. 90210 tonight was fabulous. I love Dr. Rey. He's creepy, sure, but I dig that he's a workaholic with a bit of a perverted side. Anyway he did some pro-bono work in Mexico and you gotta love a man who cries at the plight of those less fortunate. When he was talking to his daughter about the poor girl with jacked up fingers (or lack of them, really) and how they were going to get her Christmas gifts...I was screaming at the TV "I want to send her Christmas gifts too! And i HATE Christmas! "....
Although they contrasted that story with Dr. Matlock, who clearly has SERIOUS Look at me, I've made it in this life, and nothing screams success like Versace repeated over and over as well as the cost of my eighty eight dollar underwear
(A man who wears briefs?Eww)
Now that being said, as shallow as the dude was...I kind of felt bad 'cause they made it look like he was pure slime while ohhh look at all the poor people in Mexico who just want their children to be healthy blah blah.
I don't expect fabulously rich people to give half their money to poor people. (Quite honestly, I wish they'd give their money to ME...but well that's a pipe dream). I DO think that they should contribute their energy though, like Dr. Rey did....I believe their education better serves those less fortunate than tossing a couple of bucks. And who knows if maybe Dr. Matlock does indeed donate a ton of his money and/or time? But they made him look way shallow...shallow people can help people...even if their intentions are for taxable-donation purposes...all I'm saying is that we can't knock the dude 'cause he's rich, wears ugly underwear, and likes the good life. Why can't you have all that AND help others? Shame on you Dr. 90210...shame on you.
On to other topics...
For those afraid of coyotes when walking their dog:
Do coyotes present any danger people?
Coyotes rarely attack humans. Bites from snakes, rodents, and domestic doges are a far greater possibility than coyote bites, according to public health authorities. Coyotes that are fed become accustomed to people and present a human safety risk. People should never intentionally feed or attempt to tame coyotes. It is in the best interest of both coyotes and humans if coyotes retain their instinctive fear of people. The following important points can help minimize potential conflicts with coyotes:
Never approach or touch a coyote
Never intentionally feed a coyote
Eliminate all outside food sources, especially pet foods
Put garbage out the morning of pickup day
Clear out wood and brush piles; they are good habitat for rats and mice and may attract coyotes
Good husbandry practices, guard animals, and coyote control measures can help to protect livestock
Do no allow pets t roam free when coyotes are present
Consider keeping pets indoors or accompany them outside
Good husbandry practices? Well you learn a new word each day (yes I'm an idiot...i assumed husbandry meant "behaviors which constitute good husband conduct"):
hus·band·ry ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hzbn-dr)
n.
The act or practice of cultivating crops and breeding and raising livestock; agriculture.
The application of scientific principles to agriculture, especially to animal breeding.
Careful management or conservation of resources; economy.
AND FINALLY....
On some more love and Valentine's Day thoughts...
Caught the last clip of InStyle Weddings...the one crappy part about being married is that I no longer have any reasons to buy InSTyle weddings (which I bought long before I even met Kraig). What is it with weddings that make people cry? I never cried at JACK in public before...and now, even celebrity weddings (i.e. temporary) make me bawl at the tv.
and the last babbling of the night...
My car is too ghetto for words.
So the visor has been broken forever, and the only thing that kept it held up was this broken purple clip...I could have just ripped the whole visor off (since I can't pull it down and make it functional anyway) but that was just TOO aesthetically displeasing...but then this weekend Kraig accidentally pulled it down, which made the whole thing worse...
So i had to step up the do-it-yourself-factor and remove the funky broken purple clip...it got replaced with two binder clips. Livin' large people! Binder clips! I'm scoping out ebay for a replacement visor but um yeah a grey, driver's side visor for a 99 Nissan Sentra isn't exactly something you see every day.
Final thoughts
After some discussion tonight...
Yeah, life could be worse. I realize that. People have cancer and what not. I KNOW. Heck, my life has been a billion times worse than it is now. I KNOW. But I'm the female, human version of Eeyore and it's just a little too easy to wallow in self misery over my own hangnails.
Especially when you live in Orange County...and I know some people can relate to things like say when you get prequalified for a home loan and when you go house hunting, you pretty much have to tell everyone "yes. I'm poor. Not by any other standard. But in Orange County, I'm poor. I know. I should be shot for my insolence. How dare I even think to ask for a driveway when I prequality for nothing more than a cardboard box. Yes, I will make the world a better place by throwing myself at the human-eating coyotes".
All I can say is that everyone searches for something...I crave stability like Nicole Richie craves a doughnut...living in California, it seems like my head is barely above the water at all times. So really, I'm not trying to be petty...we all have different things we need in life (love, happines, whatever)...I need stability like a mofo.
/random thoughts
Blog In Love
Valentine's Day.
I
love
Valentine's
Day.
It's second only to Hallowe'en. I support the holidays that center around sugary delight.
And it's not because I'm in a relationship. My best Valentine's day EVER was when my friend Christine knew that it was my first Valentine's Day single so she brought me a carnation to school. It was the most thoughtful gift.
General thoughts on love...
1. Your heart IS capable of falling in love. Again. And Again. And Again. Each time is different. And what is love to you at that point in time is pure sincere love.
How I felt for my first boyfriend in highschool is nothing for how I feel for my husband (even though I was with the boyfriend longer than when I with Kraig when i married him)...but at the time, for my 15 year old mentality...that to me was love.
And maybe how I'll feel about love when I'm 50 is different than how I feel about it today.
2. Falling in love is the most nauseating thing ever. You realize that someone has this pull on your heart...you can't just give them up...you get all giggly and silly and crap...but then when something goes wrong, your heart falls to the pit of your stomach...it's awful. Falling in love is truly awful.
3. Having someone fall OUT of love with you is gut wrenchingly brutal. I mean, obviously it's brutal, but not too many people have been in love but have had the object of their affections fall out of love with them (usually it generally happens at the same time). It rips you to pieces inside, like someone is killing you slowly.
4. BEING in love...and the realization that someone is in love with you too...is the most fabulous wonderful feeling on earth. Okay not the MOST fabulous, but it's up there.
started this a few days ago, continuing now...
5. It's amazing how "history" is often translated to love. You could be with someone for 10 years...you could be with soemone else for 1 year...and for some reason, the feelings you have for the 1 year person are harder to justify than the person of 10 years even if you never ever felt that same passion or emotion.
One guy I dated for 4 years...it was just ASSUMED we'd stay together and get married and all that. I mean, we had no REASON to not be together...we loved each other, but he flat out told me when we started dating that if we didn't end up together for the long haul he was going to be pissed for having wasted all his time. Well...I guess I wasted his time 'cause I didn't love him enough to stay in Ottawa after I got a job offer in Cali....
6. I have a 3 month rule when it comes to love. In my mind, you just can't be in love within the first 3 months. You can be obsessed, infatuated, have passion...but you can't be in love. The first 3 months EVERYTHING is fabulous and great...but after 3 months you start to show your true self to each other, and if you STILL like the person after that...then it might be love.
I'm even willing to say this knowing the first week I met Kraig that I was going to marry him.
But...
This rule kind of goes out the window if you already knew the person previous to dating. My 3 month rule applies to when you meet and almost instantly become bf/gf.
7. In my opinion, it would be rough being the first one to say "I love you". I've never, ever had to do that...(I'm pretty sure Kraig said it drunk a week later at Tony's bbq....)...isn't it just soooo much easier when the other person says it first so that there's zero fear of rejection?
8. I know, I know, I know...Valentine's Day is really a holiday to cater to women. It's sexist. It's horrible. I know. But you don't need to go as all out as you think. Heck, you can skip the flowers even...get a single rose if you want (we're not retarded, we know the markup around Vday is astronimical...we'd rather you save the cash and surprise us on some other random day)...just a heart shaped box of chocolates, a sweet card (extra bonus points if you made it yourself a la Nick Lachey)...make us dinner (i.e. get takeout if you have to, put them in nice serving plates to make it LOOK like you cooked)...we are such suckers for anything that makes it look like you put in efforts.
Extra points if you put rose petals on the bed with pretty candles (unless it's the chick's bed...not all women are okay with roses staining their sheets.)...don't forget the music!
Point is: no need to go out for a crazy hard-to-get reservation dinner, no need to blow $100 on $9.99 roses, no need to go all out crazy...but anything cheesy will go a long, long, LONG way.
9. The majority of us (99.999999999999999999999%) will never be a part of that disgustingly cute adorable "perfect" couple that makes everyone sick. Especially after marriage. To answer someone's question...YES, it is perfectly normal to want to rip your mate's head off. Great love isn't just where you sometimes fight...yeah, sometimes you're going to wish you had a sledgehammer in one hand, a garbage bag in the other.
10. Mmm. chocolates. Heart shaped boxed chocolates. With hazelnuts. Mmmgughgngngngng.
11. From what I've heard of with all the online dating things out there (which i am SOO pro....if that was prevalent last time I was single, I would have been all OVER that stuff!!), it seems like eHarmony.com has the most credibility. It seems like Match.com is the most "iffy"...although granted, more people use Match so you're going to get a higher concentration of psychos out there too.
12. My GENERALIZED (note the word generalized!) definition of love is whether you'd be willing to give a kidney to that person.
Now Nicole D did raise an interesting point that really that's more a sign of commitment vs. love...because if you have alove of say 3 months that you'll never see again, that's different.
I mulled it over...
And i stand by my statement. For the following reasons:
a) a kidney is the one organ you've got that you can't regenerate (as opposed to bone marrow) and you can give one away without dying (unlike a heart) BUT it is still a major major sacrifice and you ARE taking a massive risk. (My boss only has one kidney...trust me, you need both. One isn't there for backup).
b) It's irrelevant whether I'll ever see them again. I love my girlfriends...if Nicole D was moving to Utah, with no form of communication, but needed a kidney...I'd give her one. Regardless if i ever saw her again. 'Cause i figure, when you love someone (friends, boyfriend, whoever), you truly care about their welfare, regardless of where you'll fit in down the road.
c) I'm not saying this is the all-encompassing definition...it's just a good rule of thumb when in doubt I figure. There's not too many people I'd give a kidney to. Heck, after I have kids, my list will narrow down even more ('cause my other kidney is reserved for kids first over anyone).
d) i still reserve the right to nag forever about how the kidney recipient treats my kidney. I"m not saying love is giving it away blindly. I OWN that mother effing kidney forever. You drink too many shots and i'll punch you in the face. ANd maybe take my kidney back. I love you enough to take that risk...you can love me enough to put down the beer.
13. There are no kisses better than kisses from your cat. I don't care if he's Ryan Reynolds. Tom Welling. Insert your own hot celebrity. The kisses and love from a cat is always ALWAYS the best.
14. As much as movies will tell us otherwise, no one's gonna save your ass. Maybe this is more anti-love, but I figure it's just more realistic. I grew up a HUGE Disney fan...fairytale fan...nothing's hotter than a knight on a spiffy horse. No one is going to save you from yourself. They might help you, inspire you, but in the end, YOU gotta save yourself.
Not to say that chivalry is dead...when it comes to drunken bar fights, yeah I still think dudes will step in for a lady (moreso I think to demonstrate the size of their balls than to be chivalrous).
I'm just saying...love isn't about someone saving you...although I have to admit, deep down, I probably still believe that it is.
15. Funny how the things that weren't romantic at one time become the most heart warming stories later. When Kraig proposed, the whole story made for more wallowing than anything else (I was positive he was dumping me), and I felt stupid at the time telling people about the proposal. NOW...I"m so glad it happened the way it did, because if he had done the typical "Stroll along in the park got on one knee flashed a ring", I don't think my heart would race as much as when I think of the actual story. It was perfect, even if I didn't realize it at the time.
16. What happens to two people who love each other but for some reason but even after a long while haven't said to each other? (Yeah some of you know who i'm talking about). This isn't so much a thought as much as a question...it's a balance in the force. If boy loves girl...and girl loves boy....what happens when it remains unspoken? Is that like the elephant in the room no one wants to mention? But a GOOD elephant? Isn't there some cosmic force out of whack when two people who love each other don't ACKNOWLEDGE it to each other?!
17. Although, sometimes, it just isn't good to let that stuff be known...ladies, NEVER tell a guy "I love you" within the first week. More importantly, the first NIGHT. If you ever say it to a guy and he instantly has a look of Deer in Headlights...say "ha ha, JUST KIDDING...I'm not some psycho stalker, don't worry".
18. Yes, it is possible to love two people at once. Three people...you might not be discriminatory enough with your emotions. But two...it happens. It sucks, but it happens. (Well if you're one of the two that the other person loves anyway). All that crap you see on soap operas where someone can't choose between two? It goes back to how your heart is capable of loving more than one person in your lifetime...you just love each one differently.
19. One of my favorite passages about love and time:
What is REAL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."
"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.
"Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."
"Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?"
"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
Gets me choked up every time.
So for February i'm going to countdown 14 Love Songs Till Valentine's Day.
Until then...
The song of the day is Shake That by Eminem...seriously SUCH a great song. BLows my mind. My mind...is blown.
Now shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Yep. Pure poetry.
I
love
Valentine's
Day.
It's second only to Hallowe'en. I support the holidays that center around sugary delight.
And it's not because I'm in a relationship. My best Valentine's day EVER was when my friend Christine knew that it was my first Valentine's Day single so she brought me a carnation to school. It was the most thoughtful gift.
General thoughts on love...
1. Your heart IS capable of falling in love. Again. And Again. And Again. Each time is different. And what is love to you at that point in time is pure sincere love.
How I felt for my first boyfriend in highschool is nothing for how I feel for my husband (even though I was with the boyfriend longer than when I with Kraig when i married him)...but at the time, for my 15 year old mentality...that to me was love.
And maybe how I'll feel about love when I'm 50 is different than how I feel about it today.
2. Falling in love is the most nauseating thing ever. You realize that someone has this pull on your heart...you can't just give them up...you get all giggly and silly and crap...but then when something goes wrong, your heart falls to the pit of your stomach...it's awful. Falling in love is truly awful.
3. Having someone fall OUT of love with you is gut wrenchingly brutal. I mean, obviously it's brutal, but not too many people have been in love but have had the object of their affections fall out of love with them (usually it generally happens at the same time). It rips you to pieces inside, like someone is killing you slowly.
4. BEING in love...and the realization that someone is in love with you too...is the most fabulous wonderful feeling on earth. Okay not the MOST fabulous, but it's up there.
started this a few days ago, continuing now...
5. It's amazing how "history" is often translated to love. You could be with someone for 10 years...you could be with soemone else for 1 year...and for some reason, the feelings you have for the 1 year person are harder to justify than the person of 10 years even if you never ever felt that same passion or emotion.
One guy I dated for 4 years...it was just ASSUMED we'd stay together and get married and all that. I mean, we had no REASON to not be together...we loved each other, but he flat out told me when we started dating that if we didn't end up together for the long haul he was going to be pissed for having wasted all his time. Well...I guess I wasted his time 'cause I didn't love him enough to stay in Ottawa after I got a job offer in Cali....
6. I have a 3 month rule when it comes to love. In my mind, you just can't be in love within the first 3 months. You can be obsessed, infatuated, have passion...but you can't be in love. The first 3 months EVERYTHING is fabulous and great...but after 3 months you start to show your true self to each other, and if you STILL like the person after that...then it might be love.
I'm even willing to say this knowing the first week I met Kraig that I was going to marry him.
But...
This rule kind of goes out the window if you already knew the person previous to dating. My 3 month rule applies to when you meet and almost instantly become bf/gf.
7. In my opinion, it would be rough being the first one to say "I love you". I've never, ever had to do that...(I'm pretty sure Kraig said it drunk a week later at Tony's bbq....)...isn't it just soooo much easier when the other person says it first so that there's zero fear of rejection?
8. I know, I know, I know...Valentine's Day is really a holiday to cater to women. It's sexist. It's horrible. I know. But you don't need to go as all out as you think. Heck, you can skip the flowers even...get a single rose if you want (we're not retarded, we know the markup around Vday is astronimical...we'd rather you save the cash and surprise us on some other random day)...just a heart shaped box of chocolates, a sweet card (extra bonus points if you made it yourself a la Nick Lachey)...make us dinner (i.e. get takeout if you have to, put them in nice serving plates to make it LOOK like you cooked)...we are such suckers for anything that makes it look like you put in efforts.
Extra points if you put rose petals on the bed with pretty candles (unless it's the chick's bed...not all women are okay with roses staining their sheets.)...don't forget the music!
Point is: no need to go out for a crazy hard-to-get reservation dinner, no need to blow $100 on $9.99 roses, no need to go all out crazy...but anything cheesy will go a long, long, LONG way.
9. The majority of us (99.999999999999999999999%) will never be a part of that disgustingly cute adorable "perfect" couple that makes everyone sick. Especially after marriage. To answer someone's question...YES, it is perfectly normal to want to rip your mate's head off. Great love isn't just where you sometimes fight...yeah, sometimes you're going to wish you had a sledgehammer in one hand, a garbage bag in the other.
10. Mmm. chocolates. Heart shaped boxed chocolates. With hazelnuts. Mmmgughgngngngng.
11. From what I've heard of with all the online dating things out there (which i am SOO pro....if that was prevalent last time I was single, I would have been all OVER that stuff!!), it seems like eHarmony.com has the most credibility. It seems like Match.com is the most "iffy"...although granted, more people use Match so you're going to get a higher concentration of psychos out there too.
12. My GENERALIZED (note the word generalized!) definition of love is whether you'd be willing to give a kidney to that person.
Now Nicole D did raise an interesting point that really that's more a sign of commitment vs. love...because if you have alove of say 3 months that you'll never see again, that's different.
I mulled it over...
And i stand by my statement. For the following reasons:
a) a kidney is the one organ you've got that you can't regenerate (as opposed to bone marrow) and you can give one away without dying (unlike a heart) BUT it is still a major major sacrifice and you ARE taking a massive risk. (My boss only has one kidney...trust me, you need both. One isn't there for backup).
b) It's irrelevant whether I'll ever see them again. I love my girlfriends...if Nicole D was moving to Utah, with no form of communication, but needed a kidney...I'd give her one. Regardless if i ever saw her again. 'Cause i figure, when you love someone (friends, boyfriend, whoever), you truly care about their welfare, regardless of where you'll fit in down the road.
c) I'm not saying this is the all-encompassing definition...it's just a good rule of thumb when in doubt I figure. There's not too many people I'd give a kidney to. Heck, after I have kids, my list will narrow down even more ('cause my other kidney is reserved for kids first over anyone).
d) i still reserve the right to nag forever about how the kidney recipient treats my kidney. I"m not saying love is giving it away blindly. I OWN that mother effing kidney forever. You drink too many shots and i'll punch you in the face. ANd maybe take my kidney back. I love you enough to take that risk...you can love me enough to put down the beer.
13. There are no kisses better than kisses from your cat. I don't care if he's Ryan Reynolds. Tom Welling. Insert your own hot celebrity. The kisses and love from a cat is always ALWAYS the best.
14. As much as movies will tell us otherwise, no one's gonna save your ass. Maybe this is more anti-love, but I figure it's just more realistic. I grew up a HUGE Disney fan...fairytale fan...nothing's hotter than a knight on a spiffy horse. No one is going to save you from yourself. They might help you, inspire you, but in the end, YOU gotta save yourself.
Not to say that chivalry is dead...when it comes to drunken bar fights, yeah I still think dudes will step in for a lady (moreso I think to demonstrate the size of their balls than to be chivalrous).
I'm just saying...love isn't about someone saving you...although I have to admit, deep down, I probably still believe that it is.
15. Funny how the things that weren't romantic at one time become the most heart warming stories later. When Kraig proposed, the whole story made for more wallowing than anything else (I was positive he was dumping me), and I felt stupid at the time telling people about the proposal. NOW...I"m so glad it happened the way it did, because if he had done the typical "Stroll along in the park got on one knee flashed a ring", I don't think my heart would race as much as when I think of the actual story. It was perfect, even if I didn't realize it at the time.
16. What happens to two people who love each other but for some reason but even after a long while haven't said to each other? (Yeah some of you know who i'm talking about). This isn't so much a thought as much as a question...it's a balance in the force. If boy loves girl...and girl loves boy....what happens when it remains unspoken? Is that like the elephant in the room no one wants to mention? But a GOOD elephant? Isn't there some cosmic force out of whack when two people who love each other don't ACKNOWLEDGE it to each other?!
17. Although, sometimes, it just isn't good to let that stuff be known...ladies, NEVER tell a guy "I love you" within the first week. More importantly, the first NIGHT. If you ever say it to a guy and he instantly has a look of Deer in Headlights...say "ha ha, JUST KIDDING...I'm not some psycho stalker, don't worry".
18. Yes, it is possible to love two people at once. Three people...you might not be discriminatory enough with your emotions. But two...it happens. It sucks, but it happens. (Well if you're one of the two that the other person loves anyway). All that crap you see on soap operas where someone can't choose between two? It goes back to how your heart is capable of loving more than one person in your lifetime...you just love each one differently.
19. One of my favorite passages about love and time:
What is REAL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."
"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.
"Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."
"Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?"
"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
Gets me choked up every time.
So for February i'm going to countdown 14 Love Songs Till Valentine's Day.
Until then...
The song of the day is Shake That by Eminem...seriously SUCH a great song. BLows my mind. My mind...is blown.
Now shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Yep. Pure poetry.
From ew.com:
Would the trouble-mongerer from season 1 really be conducting fake college interviews with his friends or acting like Seth's foray into the herb was a doomed deal? I figured the homeboy from Chino would have smelled that stash right away and asked for a bong hit.
That's exactly what I've been saying all along!
And when the commercial says everything that's been leading up this season will be taken care of in (insert booming voiceover) THE LAST FIVE MINUTE...YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED...
I'll be disappointed if Johnny doesn't fall off that effing cliff. We'll all be. The only other way I won't be disappointed is if Taylor sneaks into Seth's room and shows him a rockin' good time (hey, I love Summer...but Taylor is REALLY growing on me).
Johnny is just way to mopey and skinny...like the poor man's Oliver. Poor meaning he goes to public school in Newport Beach.
That's exactly what I've been saying all along!
And when the commercial says everything that's been leading up this season will be taken care of in (insert booming voiceover) THE LAST FIVE MINUTE...YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED...
I'll be disappointed if Johnny doesn't fall off that effing cliff. We'll all be. The only other way I won't be disappointed is if Taylor sneaks into Seth's room and shows him a rockin' good time (hey, I love Summer...but Taylor is REALLY growing on me).
Johnny is just way to mopey and skinny...like the poor man's Oliver. Poor meaning he goes to public school in Newport Beach.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Vday: Romantic Toast
Still in honor of countdown to Vday....
I agree with Lisa Gastineau....
The most fantastic toast you can make to your woman:
"To ((so and soo))...the most beautiful woman I've ever met"
Pure fantabulism (i.e. fantabulous in noun format)....
I agree with Lisa Gastineau....
The most fantastic toast you can make to your woman:
"To ((so and soo))...the most beautiful woman I've ever met"
Pure fantabulism (i.e. fantabulous in noun format)....
Thursday, January 26, 2006
You wouldn't believe the losers they're trying to pass off as men here
OMG this is officially the funniest ((bleep)) I've seen in a long, looong time. THIS is a serious time killer, but it's so fantastic it's blowing my mind.
Mind is blown. Still being blown. The blowing is out of control.
Alien Loves Predator...the episode where Alien wants to "hit it" with Predator's girl...
I'm CRYING at the part where he says "Binary?"
Mind is blown. Still being blown. The blowing is out of control.
Alien Loves Predator...the episode where Alien wants to "hit it" with Predator's girl...
I'm CRYING at the part where he says "Binary?"
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Quick love thought
Okay before people think i'm some whore, this is my "note to self...make a blog entry about LOVE"...
...in the spirit of upcoming Valentine's Day and all.
I figure, I'm married now...I can talk of whore-ish subjects and it's all good...'cause it's not like I'm going OUT and doing this crap with random folks. It's observations from the sidelines if you will...
(I'd write the LOVE post now but it's midnight and I gotta hose off from the gym and get some sleeeeeeeeeeeep)
...in the spirit of upcoming Valentine's Day and all.
I figure, I'm married now...I can talk of whore-ish subjects and it's all good...'cause it's not like I'm going OUT and doing this crap with random folks. It's observations from the sidelines if you will...
(I'd write the LOVE post now but it's midnight and I gotta hose off from the gym and get some sleeeeeeeeeeeep)
Holy mother of pearl....
Can mother nature PLEASE
please
please
Cut us women a break?
I'm SOOO good about my skin. I slather everything and anything on. I have a HUGE hat that i wear to the beach. I try to keep my neck high to avoid excessive neck wrinkling when i'm old. I have little gloves that i put on at nighta fter I put on moisturizer...
I even use Mederma (that stuff ain't cheap!) the minute i have a scar...
I frickin' have stretch marks on my back.
MY BACK.
Who the hell gets them there?! I'm not a bodybuilder...although I did once have a fantastically buff back once upon a time...
I thought they were creases from my jeans or shirt...ohhh no...stretch marks.
I have stretch marks already on my frickin' ASS (I know, how attractive, i'm a sexy bitch!) and ONE that i've had on my stomach since i was in high school...but my BACK?!
Well there goes my career goal of being a bikini model....
please
please
Cut us women a break?
I'm SOOO good about my skin. I slather everything and anything on. I have a HUGE hat that i wear to the beach. I try to keep my neck high to avoid excessive neck wrinkling when i'm old. I have little gloves that i put on at nighta fter I put on moisturizer...
I even use Mederma (that stuff ain't cheap!) the minute i have a scar...
I frickin' have stretch marks on my back.
MY BACK.
Who the hell gets them there?! I'm not a bodybuilder...although I did once have a fantastically buff back once upon a time...
I thought they were creases from my jeans or shirt...ohhh no...stretch marks.
I have stretch marks already on my frickin' ASS (I know, how attractive, i'm a sexy bitch!) and ONE that i've had on my stomach since i was in high school...but my BACK?!
Well there goes my career goal of being a bikini model....
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Effing funny
This cracked me up:
agreed about the number of times thing. uh one come equals one come.
Exactly. You can't start...stop....start...stop...and then call that a few times. # times of sex is equal to the number of times the dude came.
The ONLY time it can be bypassed is if you're already on like round 4 and you know the dude is tapped dry and he's been pounding away for an hour.
Dang i needed a good laugh today. That hit the spot.
agreed about the number of times thing. uh one come equals one come.
Exactly. You can't start...stop....start...stop...and then call that a few times. # times of sex is equal to the number of times the dude came.
The ONLY time it can be bypassed is if you're already on like round 4 and you know the dude is tapped dry and he's been pounding away for an hour.
Dang i needed a good laugh today. That hit the spot.
Monday, January 23, 2006
10 Things
Yes yes i know i was a biotch to my mom, I apologized...i don't want everyone to rip me a new one...
From Esquire, 10 Things You Don't Know About Women (by Sanaa Lathan):
1. Guys, stop dousing yourselves with fragrance. If a man is swimming in cologne, chances are he's drowing out all of his better qualities.
2. Men who wear sunglasses at night don't look cool, rich, or sexy. They look as they should be holding a cane or following a dog.
SOOO true. I don't care if it's day or night. I can't STAND it when guys wear sunglasses indoors. What, fluorescent lighting is too much for you? Give me a frickin' break.
3. I know it's 2006, and believe me when I say that a woman can more than stando n her own. Nevertheless, we still love it when, every so often, yout ake control. Without stepping on our toes.
Once again, SOOOO true. Maybe I'm old skool. I don't know. It's just fantastic when a guy takes charge of things...whether it's the bills or figuring out what 's going on for dinner. Make a decision, and let's go for it. End of discussion.
4. Don't go runningi n fear or in search of the fire extinguisher every time we start crying. Sometimes tears are a good thing. Stick around for the end result.
So, so true...everyone thinks out loud, sometimes when we do that we end up crying...it's not a BAD thing...it's just we gotta let stuff out in the form of liquid from our eyes....but it's all good after that.
5. We do have a sixth sense. Women, like Santa Claus, know when you've been bad or good. So you know what to do...for goodness' sake.
Like i've said before....regardless if there's evidence...if you get that butterfly nauseous feeling in your stomach....go with it. Because you're probably right.
6. Women can stomach more than you think. We've seen Scarface and all 3 Godfathers just as many times as you have. And our Tony Montana impressionjust might be better than yours, even if we don't do it as often.
Well actually I don't know about that. It's not that they're not great movies...they're just...old. And for the most part, odds are, i'm gonna watch one of my rentals from netflix. And yeah i LOVE Clueless and Running Man, but those are obscure and I woudln't expect anyone else to see them.
Here's the thing with the Godfather movies...
I've seen the INTRO to all of them...but...last time I had a chance to see them my ex bf wanted to do a marathon Godfather session...well i promptly fell asleep after the beginning of the first one...and only woke up when he'd get up to change the DVD (VHS at the time? Probably)...and then I'd fall right back asleep. I'm a disgrace to womankind.
7. Our favorite foreplay technique? Mental stimulation. The kind where we're mentally tickled to the point of laughter.
Uh yeah I don't know about that last one, but kinda...yeah. Basically....make us "dig" you mentally...whether by humor or otherwise....through the grey matter...and we'll be putty in the hand.
8. Contrary to popular belief, longer in bed is not necessarily better. I'm not talking about size here fellas (more on that later); i'm talking about duration. Let's just say that if you're pushing an hour (no pun intended) we'll be likely to be stifling a yawn.
OH SO TRUE! Every chick will agree....10 mins of mind blowing action is better than an hour of random pumping...and for the most part, after an hour, it's hard to make it mind blowing so don't flatter yourself into thinking that you're THAT good if you're going for hours...
9. Size doesn't matter that much. Big can be less pleasurable than average. But no pinkies. (Think about the fingers on your hands).
true dat....
10. When doubt has crept in and we're driving you to insanity, remember this: According to the Bible, "Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing"
What if you find someone ELSE'S wife?
From Esquire, 10 Things You Don't Know About Women (by Sanaa Lathan):
1. Guys, stop dousing yourselves with fragrance. If a man is swimming in cologne, chances are he's drowing out all of his better qualities.
2. Men who wear sunglasses at night don't look cool, rich, or sexy. They look as they should be holding a cane or following a dog.
SOOO true. I don't care if it's day or night. I can't STAND it when guys wear sunglasses indoors. What, fluorescent lighting is too much for you? Give me a frickin' break.
3. I know it's 2006, and believe me when I say that a woman can more than stando n her own. Nevertheless, we still love it when, every so often, yout ake control. Without stepping on our toes.
Once again, SOOOO true. Maybe I'm old skool. I don't know. It's just fantastic when a guy takes charge of things...whether it's the bills or figuring out what 's going on for dinner. Make a decision, and let's go for it. End of discussion.
4. Don't go runningi n fear or in search of the fire extinguisher every time we start crying. Sometimes tears are a good thing. Stick around for the end result.
So, so true...everyone thinks out loud, sometimes when we do that we end up crying...it's not a BAD thing...it's just we gotta let stuff out in the form of liquid from our eyes....but it's all good after that.
5. We do have a sixth sense. Women, like Santa Claus, know when you've been bad or good. So you know what to do...for goodness' sake.
Like i've said before....regardless if there's evidence...if you get that butterfly nauseous feeling in your stomach....go with it. Because you're probably right.
6. Women can stomach more than you think. We've seen Scarface and all 3 Godfathers just as many times as you have. And our Tony Montana impressionjust might be better than yours, even if we don't do it as often.
Well actually I don't know about that. It's not that they're not great movies...they're just...old. And for the most part, odds are, i'm gonna watch one of my rentals from netflix. And yeah i LOVE Clueless and Running Man, but those are obscure and I woudln't expect anyone else to see them.
Here's the thing with the Godfather movies...
I've seen the INTRO to all of them...but...last time I had a chance to see them my ex bf wanted to do a marathon Godfather session...well i promptly fell asleep after the beginning of the first one...and only woke up when he'd get up to change the DVD (VHS at the time? Probably)...and then I'd fall right back asleep. I'm a disgrace to womankind.
7. Our favorite foreplay technique? Mental stimulation. The kind where we're mentally tickled to the point of laughter.
Uh yeah I don't know about that last one, but kinda...yeah. Basically....make us "dig" you mentally...whether by humor or otherwise....through the grey matter...and we'll be putty in the hand.
8. Contrary to popular belief, longer in bed is not necessarily better. I'm not talking about size here fellas (more on that later); i'm talking about duration. Let's just say that if you're pushing an hour (no pun intended) we'll be likely to be stifling a yawn.
OH SO TRUE! Every chick will agree....10 mins of mind blowing action is better than an hour of random pumping...and for the most part, after an hour, it's hard to make it mind blowing so don't flatter yourself into thinking that you're THAT good if you're going for hours...
9. Size doesn't matter that much. Big can be less pleasurable than average. But no pinkies. (Think about the fingers on your hands).
true dat....
10. When doubt has crept in and we're driving you to insanity, remember this: According to the Bible, "Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing"
What if you find someone ELSE'S wife?
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Yes yes I know....
Yes
I know
I was a biotch to my mom
I'll apologize to her...I was just having a MASSIVE bad week last week and I wasn't in the mood to deal with the thought of visiting my sister in law and having her dismiss me yet again like she did last time, have her flat out insult my parents like that, and see my parents get upset...they have too much faith that things will get better.
On another note, don't think that I've forgotten about that gorgeous GORGEOUS gorgeous bracelet. I'm supposed to come into some money in November...I can't post the reason why on the blog but between now and November is going to be pure hell. And I was going to put that money towards property taxes (if I don't have it all saved up by then), however now I'm thinking I frickin' should splurge and take half of it and get the bracelet. It's STUNNING. My wrist isn't even worthy of it.
Okay so we all know that I would never do something as "fun" as take a huge chunk of cash and buy something as frivolous as jewelry...but a girl can dream, right?
The song of the day is No Diggity by Blackstreet
I like the way you work it
Trumped tight, all day, every day
You're blowing my mind, maybe in time
Baby, I can get you in my ride
One guy I dated loooved that song and said that was "our" song...umm yeah not my first choice for an "our" song considering it's by Blackstreet and he was an uber white french catholic kid who drove his mom's Tercel....
One last thought...
I'm sure the picture links are eventually gonna not work, so if there's no image...well...suck it. I'm too lazy to find ones from sites that can handle lots of bandwidth or linking.
You know when people tell you that you remind them of a celebrity...In my life I've been told that I remind people of:
Sophia Coppola
Blossom chick
Eva Longoria
Only because of how my hair looked once Henry cut it last year
And now add to the list:
That Pussycat Dolls Chick
Well at least the references aren't getting uglier and uglier...
Personally, I thought I always looked like Seinfeld's ex gf, Shoshanna Lonstein (just umm...without those MASSIVE boobs)...'cause we both have big noses...
I know
I was a biotch to my mom
I'll apologize to her...I was just having a MASSIVE bad week last week and I wasn't in the mood to deal with the thought of visiting my sister in law and having her dismiss me yet again like she did last time, have her flat out insult my parents like that, and see my parents get upset...they have too much faith that things will get better.
On another note, don't think that I've forgotten about that gorgeous GORGEOUS gorgeous bracelet. I'm supposed to come into some money in November...I can't post the reason why on the blog but between now and November is going to be pure hell. And I was going to put that money towards property taxes (if I don't have it all saved up by then), however now I'm thinking I frickin' should splurge and take half of it and get the bracelet. It's STUNNING. My wrist isn't even worthy of it.
Okay so we all know that I would never do something as "fun" as take a huge chunk of cash and buy something as frivolous as jewelry...but a girl can dream, right?
The song of the day is No Diggity by Blackstreet
I like the way you work it
Trumped tight, all day, every day
You're blowing my mind, maybe in time
Baby, I can get you in my ride
One guy I dated loooved that song and said that was "our" song...umm yeah not my first choice for an "our" song considering it's by Blackstreet and he was an uber white french catholic kid who drove his mom's Tercel....
One last thought...
I'm sure the picture links are eventually gonna not work, so if there's no image...well...suck it. I'm too lazy to find ones from sites that can handle lots of bandwidth or linking.
You know when people tell you that you remind them of a celebrity...In my life I've been told that I remind people of:
Sophia Coppola
Blossom chick
Eva Longoria
Only because of how my hair looked once Henry cut it last year
And now add to the list:
That Pussycat Dolls Chick
Well at least the references aren't getting uglier and uglier...
Personally, I thought I always looked like Seinfeld's ex gf, Shoshanna Lonstein (just umm...without those MASSIVE boobs)...'cause we both have big noses...
Saturday, January 21, 2006
DVD Review: The Notebook
Title: The Notebook
Starring: Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams
Subtitle: That movie that made every teenage girl cry in hopes of true love and made every teenage boyfriend want to beat himself with a pitchfork.
Review:
This movie...
is...
JACKED UP.
Don't get me started on the bad editing.
The ending is just effed up. I mean, seriously...jacked up.
And what is up with Rachel McAdams having a southern accent one minute, a California (okay, she's Canadian, same diff) accent the next?
Guys, if you're forced to watch this movie with your woman, skip all the DVD extras except for the "alternative lovemaking scene"...the scene that made it into the movie was short and sweet. The scene they cut out? Total soft porn.
Which leads me to think that if I had the right editing software, I could put together a FABULOUS montage of all the girl reaching orgasm scenes...starting with When Harry Met Sally, plus The Notebook, plus the part where that dude goes down on Tara Reid in American Pie...someone's gotta do something proactive for womankind.
Starring: Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams
Subtitle: That movie that made every teenage girl cry in hopes of true love and made every teenage boyfriend want to beat himself with a pitchfork.
Review:
This movie...
is...
JACKED UP.
Don't get me started on the bad editing.
The ending is just effed up. I mean, seriously...jacked up.
And what is up with Rachel McAdams having a southern accent one minute, a California (okay, she's Canadian, same diff) accent the next?
Guys, if you're forced to watch this movie with your woman, skip all the DVD extras except for the "alternative lovemaking scene"...the scene that made it into the movie was short and sweet. The scene they cut out? Total soft porn.
Which leads me to think that if I had the right editing software, I could put together a FABULOUS montage of all the girl reaching orgasm scenes...starting with When Harry Met Sally, plus The Notebook, plus the part where that dude goes down on Tara Reid in American Pie...someone's gotta do something proactive for womankind.
Friday, January 20, 2006
IM with my mom....
I was in a bad, bad frickin' mood this week...
My_mom: r u there knock knock?
ME: i'm here
My_mom: whats up
My_mom: +18 in l.a. nice
My_mom: are u wearing a jacket these days?
ME: sometimes
My_mom: how is marma doing these days?
My_mom: stashy pooh still a bad boy? r they still fighting?
ME: they're doing fine
My_mom: any booboo by marma again?
My_mom: miss her, wish i could hug her
ME: no she's been good
My_mom: whats new
My_mom: how is kraig doing?
My_mom: busy with his new game?
ME: yup. everyone's fine
My_mom: good
My_mom: what are u doing this weekend?
My_mom: r u still going to that bagel place?
ME: sometimes
My_mom: did u manage to tidy up the spare bedroom yet?
ME: i'm working on it
My_mom: i might be coming middle of march to visit tarik, dad will come down too at some point, he still has a return ticket from san jose to ottawa, because last year his work sent him to victoria
My_mom: have u got room for us for a few days?
ME: realistically....probably not...not by March that's for sure. There's just nowhere to put all the stuff that's in the spare bedroom.
ME: i mean, i'll be more than fine paying for a hotel or something, i'm just saying that our place doesn't have room for people to stay overnight unless it's just one person on the couch
My_mom: i told u i would sort out your magazines and nicely put them into boxes for u, last year, i had so much time, all i did was sit around
My_mom: it wouldnt look good if we dont see u as well
ME: They ARE In boxes, and i did throw out a whole bunch. All my magazines are packed up.
My_mom: unless and kraig come up to tarik
My_mom: u and kraig i ment
ME: I'm not saying we won't see you, dont' you read what i write?!! I said that you just can't spend the night, i'm fine with paying for a hotel for you guys, there's just no place to SLEEP.
My_mom: i read what u said, and we can pay ourselves for a hotel
My_mom: but it looks kind of strange parents have to stay in a hotel
My_mom: can u come up to tariks?
ME: That's NOT strange, i hate to burst your bubble but PLENTY of people do it, especially when their kids live in small places with no room.
My_mom: well u do have room, just that u still have to sort yourself out
My_mom: i was hoping we could stay with u people, sit on your patio, walk around a bit there to give dad a better idea of your surrounding and your home
ME: That's what i said, i said that by march there won't be room.
My_mom: can u and kraig come up to tariks?
ME: it depends when
ME: and i don't think ((sis in law)) would like us staying there, so where would we sleep.
My_mom: with tarik of course
My_mom: would be a good start with ((sis in law)) and all of u
My_mom: thought of coming to tarik middle of march or end of march
ME: ok
My_mom: i will stay 4 weeks or so, i will come down first, dad will follow sometimes inbtw
ME: ok
My_mom: he will stay about 2 weeks
My_mom: thats when i thought to come down over the weekend, i was hoping u have sorted out your bedroom by then
ME: There's nowhere for now to put the things that i have in there.
My_mom: k
ME: but like i said, i have no problems payi ng for a hotel or something so that you guys can come visit
My_mom: where is the nearest hotel?
ME: they're everywhere
My_mom: the idea is to visit u, your home etc., i talk to dad, but maybe we scrap the idea coming down this time and u come up with kraig
My_mom: instead
My_mom: i mean tarik has room
My_mom: i guess smaller the home, the more one has to make space work for u
ME: ok
My_mom: and ((sis in law)) just has to get used to it, i want my family to come together, when we come down for a visit, its not often
ME: ok
My_mom: once a year we can all grin and bare it
ME: ok
My_mom: for now plans are just forming, but its time to start
My_mom: thinking about it
ME: ok
My_mom: pitty i cant hug marma then sigh
My_mom: how much is a hotel room?
My_mom: cheap is good enough for us, we are cheap
My_mom: hehe
ME: i dont' know, i've never had to book a hotel room near my house.
My_mom: dads laptop sucks, but how can i complain, free internet
ME: free is good
My_mom: there are no hotels in walking distance?
ME: um no, i would never buy a house that's near a hotel. is there a hotel in walking distance of yuor house?!
My_mom: no hehe
My_mom: but near other houses there is
My_mom: dont think there's a hotel in orleans
My_mom: the are all around st. laurent, montreal road
My_mom: find out about how much a room would cost
My_mom: i was hoping so much that dad could see your home
My_mom: still maybe this time to have u and kraig come up over a weekend when dad is here, would be a good idea
My_mom: anyway, c u
ME: bye
My_mom: r u there knock knock?
ME: i'm here
My_mom: whats up
My_mom: +18 in l.a. nice
My_mom: are u wearing a jacket these days?
ME: sometimes
My_mom: how is marma doing these days?
My_mom: stashy pooh still a bad boy? r they still fighting?
ME: they're doing fine
My_mom: any booboo by marma again?
My_mom: miss her, wish i could hug her
ME: no she's been good
My_mom: whats new
My_mom: how is kraig doing?
My_mom: busy with his new game?
ME: yup. everyone's fine
My_mom: good
My_mom: what are u doing this weekend?
My_mom: r u still going to that bagel place?
ME: sometimes
My_mom: did u manage to tidy up the spare bedroom yet?
ME: i'm working on it
My_mom: i might be coming middle of march to visit tarik, dad will come down too at some point, he still has a return ticket from san jose to ottawa, because last year his work sent him to victoria
My_mom: have u got room for us for a few days?
ME: realistically....probably not...not by March that's for sure. There's just nowhere to put all the stuff that's in the spare bedroom.
ME: i mean, i'll be more than fine paying for a hotel or something, i'm just saying that our place doesn't have room for people to stay overnight unless it's just one person on the couch
My_mom: i told u i would sort out your magazines and nicely put them into boxes for u, last year, i had so much time, all i did was sit around
My_mom: it wouldnt look good if we dont see u as well
ME: They ARE In boxes, and i did throw out a whole bunch. All my magazines are packed up.
My_mom: unless and kraig come up to tarik
My_mom: u and kraig i ment
ME: I'm not saying we won't see you, dont' you read what i write?!! I said that you just can't spend the night, i'm fine with paying for a hotel for you guys, there's just no place to SLEEP.
My_mom: i read what u said, and we can pay ourselves for a hotel
My_mom: but it looks kind of strange parents have to stay in a hotel
My_mom: can u come up to tariks?
ME: That's NOT strange, i hate to burst your bubble but PLENTY of people do it, especially when their kids live in small places with no room.
My_mom: well u do have room, just that u still have to sort yourself out
My_mom: i was hoping we could stay with u people, sit on your patio, walk around a bit there to give dad a better idea of your surrounding and your home
ME: That's what i said, i said that by march there won't be room.
My_mom: can u and kraig come up to tariks?
ME: it depends when
ME: and i don't think ((sis in law)) would like us staying there, so where would we sleep.
My_mom: with tarik of course
My_mom: would be a good start with ((sis in law)) and all of u
My_mom: thought of coming to tarik middle of march or end of march
ME: ok
My_mom: i will stay 4 weeks or so, i will come down first, dad will follow sometimes inbtw
ME: ok
My_mom: he will stay about 2 weeks
My_mom: thats when i thought to come down over the weekend, i was hoping u have sorted out your bedroom by then
ME: There's nowhere for now to put the things that i have in there.
My_mom: k
ME: but like i said, i have no problems payi ng for a hotel or something so that you guys can come visit
My_mom: where is the nearest hotel?
ME: they're everywhere
My_mom: the idea is to visit u, your home etc., i talk to dad, but maybe we scrap the idea coming down this time and u come up with kraig
My_mom: instead
My_mom: i mean tarik has room
My_mom: i guess smaller the home, the more one has to make space work for u
ME: ok
My_mom: and ((sis in law)) just has to get used to it, i want my family to come together, when we come down for a visit, its not often
ME: ok
My_mom: once a year we can all grin and bare it
ME: ok
My_mom: for now plans are just forming, but its time to start
My_mom: thinking about it
ME: ok
My_mom: pitty i cant hug marma then sigh
My_mom: how much is a hotel room?
My_mom: cheap is good enough for us, we are cheap
My_mom: hehe
ME: i dont' know, i've never had to book a hotel room near my house.
My_mom: dads laptop sucks, but how can i complain, free internet
ME: free is good
My_mom: there are no hotels in walking distance?
ME: um no, i would never buy a house that's near a hotel. is there a hotel in walking distance of yuor house?!
My_mom: no hehe
My_mom: but near other houses there is
My_mom: dont think there's a hotel in orleans
My_mom: the are all around st. laurent, montreal road
My_mom: find out about how much a room would cost
My_mom: i was hoping so much that dad could see your home
My_mom: still maybe this time to have u and kraig come up over a weekend when dad is here, would be a good idea
My_mom: anyway, c u
ME: bye
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Ugh killing time
Yeah killing time. So bored right now. Suck it.
Q: WHOSE BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
A: Mine.
Q: WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
A: Cream-colored sweater with baby blue/black print on sleeves
Q: WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR UNDIES RIGHT NOW?
A: baby blue
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
A: two cats and a husband (ha ha...okay nm)
Q: MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
A: effing Brokeback....
Q: NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES?
A: Lipsmackers...keys...cell phone
Q: WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEETS?
A: i think the blue ones are on right now
Q: HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: i think i've got a few bucks in my wallet
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
A: sleeping
Q: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE CHICKEN?
A: the thigh baby. the thigh.
Q: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TOWN/CITY?
A: i dunno...i miss downtown Ottawa in the summer...Monteal's kinda cool...no idea.
Q: HOW DID YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP END?
A: define relationship...actual "boyfriend/girlfriend" status? it ended on the phone with both of us pretty bitter.
Q: I CAN'T WAIT TO?
A: go to Adam's house to watch the OC
Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR DAD?
A: August 2005
Q: Who got you to join MySpace?
A: i have no idea...Nicole T? Marlene and Marcella were on it early on....hmm...
Q: Is Tom on your friends list?
A: No but i get his stupid updates
Q: What's the last thing you said out loud?
A: "See ya woman!"
Q: Look to your left. What's there?
A: A tube of hand lotion on my desk with ALOT of papers.
Q: What is the last thing/person you spent over $100?
A: I sent Nic some dough (back dues on my gym membership!)
Q: Who's your favorite villain?
A: Malificent
Q: Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A: Thermal underwear from Nic D for skiing along with Trish's ski jacket/pants
Q: What web site(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/
animal rescue site
Early Edition
craigslist
And then the usual news, bank accounts, etc....
Q: If you could drink anything right now what would it be?
A: Water...i'm thirsty.
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: my back
Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
A: crap....i think the last time i took a cab was way back when trish had that girls' night out...that doesn't sound right though.
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
A: how very british of you....yes.
Q: What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
A: Tazo Passion Tea
Q: What were your New Years resolutions?
A: we all know what they were.
Q: Admit something about yourself.
A: No matter what i look like on the outside, my brain is always working in overdrive processing, overthinking, re-hashing, tabulating, and remembering everything and anything.
Q: WHOSE BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
A: Mine.
Q: WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
A: Cream-colored sweater with baby blue/black print on sleeves
Q: WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR UNDIES RIGHT NOW?
A: baby blue
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
A: two cats and a husband (ha ha...okay nm)
Q: MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
A: effing Brokeback....
Q: NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES?
A: Lipsmackers...keys...cell phone
Q: WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEETS?
A: i think the blue ones are on right now
Q: HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: i think i've got a few bucks in my wallet
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
A: sleeping
Q: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE CHICKEN?
A: the thigh baby. the thigh.
Q: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TOWN/CITY?
A: i dunno...i miss downtown Ottawa in the summer...Monteal's kinda cool...no idea.
Q: HOW DID YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP END?
A: define relationship...actual "boyfriend/girlfriend" status? it ended on the phone with both of us pretty bitter.
Q: I CAN'T WAIT TO?
A: go to Adam's house to watch the OC
Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR DAD?
A: August 2005
Q: Who got you to join MySpace?
A: i have no idea...Nicole T? Marlene and Marcella were on it early on....hmm...
Q: Is Tom on your friends list?
A: No but i get his stupid updates
Q: What's the last thing you said out loud?
A: "See ya woman!"
Q: Look to your left. What's there?
A: A tube of hand lotion on my desk with ALOT of papers.
Q: What is the last thing/person you spent over $100?
A: I sent Nic some dough (back dues on my gym membership!)
Q: Who's your favorite villain?
A: Malificent
Q: Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A: Thermal underwear from Nic D for skiing along with Trish's ski jacket/pants
Q: What web site(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/
animal rescue site
Early Edition
craigslist
And then the usual news, bank accounts, etc....
Q: If you could drink anything right now what would it be?
A: Water...i'm thirsty.
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: my back
Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
A: crap....i think the last time i took a cab was way back when trish had that girls' night out...that doesn't sound right though.
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
A: how very british of you....yes.
Q: What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
A: Tazo Passion Tea
Q: What were your New Years resolutions?
A: we all know what they were.
Q: Admit something about yourself.
A: No matter what i look like on the outside, my brain is always working in overdrive processing, overthinking, re-hashing, tabulating, and remembering everything and anything.
Nothing is more fabulous...
...than The OC.
Sounds like everything you need for a wild night. Go Taylor.
...a long night of candle wax, tube socks, and the new Fiona Apple CD
Sounds like everything you need for a wild night. Go Taylor.
Best video ever
The people who made this David Hasselhoff video must have been smoking the good stuff...it's worth it to watch the whole thing, it just gets worse and worse:
Hooked On A Feeling
Hooked On A Feeling
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
New expression
You saw it here folks...
New expression that was formed in a discussion after a Society for Technical Communications meeting in Carrie's car...
"...after he got all brokeback on his ass...."...
That's my expression for 2006...
Okay it's not elegant and refined, but it's worth it.
New expression that was formed in a discussion after a Society for Technical Communications meeting in Carrie's car...
"...after he got all brokeback on his ass...."...
That's my expression for 2006...
Okay it's not elegant and refined, but it's worth it.
Monday, January 16, 2006
I don't know how to quit you
I swear Carrie should be a comedian....
After an hour into Brokeback Mountain...and nothing but people herding sheep around (gasp, two herds of sheep merged? Whatever will they do?), Carrie whispers "They better get to the gay sex soon!"...
Not something I have ever heard in my entire life...still makes me laugh a day later...
After an hour into Brokeback Mountain...and nothing but people herding sheep around (gasp, two herds of sheep merged? Whatever will they do?), Carrie whispers "They better get to the gay sex soon!"...
Not something I have ever heard in my entire life...still makes me laugh a day later...
Friday, January 13, 2006
And I listen for the whisper of your sweet insanity
And i remember you dancing that night, all the light of the world in your eyes. And we thought it would never end, never end.
I'll get off my ass and post the source when I can find it...
I'll get off my ass and post the source when I can find it...
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