So I went to work out, late as usual (this time only a quick 20 minute workout...kind of tired tonight) and so I'm driving home around 11:00pm or so...
And as usual, after a workout, I've got the music in my car cranked up and I'm singing at the top of the lungs (I'm willing to admit, I'm a big loser. Bite me.) And then I see the signals flashing and bright lights behind me.
Crap.
I swear, I used to speed like a MADMAN when I lived back home. And I even managed to go a long time in California never having gotten a ticket or anything, but everyone told me in California, it's just a matter of time.
I've been pulled over a TON since I moved to California, and more specifically, SoCal.
The last time I got pulled over, the cop prattled off about how the light bulb above my license plate was burnt out. I didn't even know what he was talking about, so I got out of the car and made him show me. I think the only reason I didn't get a fix-it ticket was because I asked so many questions...I mean, honestly, I didn't even know there was a light bulb there.
When I asked Kraig about it (i.e. can he switch the bulb 'cause knowing me, I'd eff it up), he told me he had the feeling the problem was a circuit/fuse thing rather than the light bulb simply being burnt out (don't ask me where he got this theory from...I don't think he even checked what I was talking about). Circuit stuff with my car is WAY more thought than I'd like to put into my car (my car and I have a great relationship: the more I ignore it and treat it like crap, the better it runs. I'm not kidding. The less i change the oil, the less problems i have even).
Anyway so what I did was I went to Kragen and bought the bulb and it's been sitting in my glove compartment ever since, so that if a police officer bugged me about the light, I could just whip it out and say "oh i just bought it, i'll do it this weekend".
Fast forward to today....
The cop pulls me over...and DAMN those lights are bright. I mean, Iknow my car is ghetto, which is probably another reason I get pulled over so often in Orange County.
I roll down my window, thinking in my head "yeah so you drove super fast 'cause you were singing super loud but you were still under the speed limit, you're okay"...
I think the cop was surprised to see a chick in the ghetto car. Plus it was pretty obvious I had just come back from the gym. So he flashes his flashlight all around the car, like i've got some big pile of drugs or something, and I'm suddenly in awe of how frickin' CUTE this guy is...I mean, it's like what you see in the movies. He was blond, very "all american boy next door"...he should be on Baywatch.
Note: all of this is happening very, very fast.
He asks me "Do you know the lightbulb over your license plate is burnt out?"
Me: "Oh I know, actually I've got it in my license thingy"
LICENSE THINGY
That sentence REALLY translates to "Oh i know, actually I've got another one in my glove compartment".
GLOVE COMPARTMENT YOU MORON (internal dialog)
At this point I'm waiting for him to lecture me like crazy and give me a fix it ticket for being too stupid to vocalize where the stupid lightbulb was, but all he said was "okay, get it fixed!" and walked off.
All of this took maybe, at most, 30 seconds.
WHAT
THE
F*CK
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
IMing with my mom
I think i'm going to start posting some IMs from my mom, I swear she is SO bizarre sometimes:
MY_MOM : hi whats up
ME : nothing
MY_MOM : when did u go last to that bagel place
ME : i went on Sat...
MY_MOM : yum
MY_MOM : its the bagels that are so good
ME : i know
MY_MOM : next time i want to try those sandwiches too
ME : okay
MY_MOM : and some of that other stuff they serve, it all looks so good
MY_MOM : how is marma
MY_MOM : i miss cuddling her, her fur is so soft
MY_MOM : what hiv written out again
ME : hiv? like the virus? Don't ask me WHY on earth my mom would even ask about this...heck, i'm amazed she even know that HIV exists, as opposed to full on AIDS
MY_MOM : yes, i found out already
MY_MOM : c u later, have to go out in a minute to independant grocer to return something and buy something at the same time, trudi is coming for light supper, chickensalad and green peas soup with lebanese bread
MY_MOM : c u
ME : okay
Because of course...I need to know the MENU...
MY_MOM : hi whats up
ME : nothing
MY_MOM : when did u go last to that bagel place
ME : i went on Sat...
MY_MOM : yum
MY_MOM : its the bagels that are so good
ME : i know
MY_MOM : next time i want to try those sandwiches too
ME : okay
MY_MOM : and some of that other stuff they serve, it all looks so good
MY_MOM : how is marma
MY_MOM : i miss cuddling her, her fur is so soft
MY_MOM : what hiv written out again
ME : hiv? like the virus? Don't ask me WHY on earth my mom would even ask about this...heck, i'm amazed she even know that HIV exists, as opposed to full on AIDS
MY_MOM : yes, i found out already
MY_MOM : c u later, have to go out in a minute to independant grocer to return something and buy something at the same time, trudi is coming for light supper, chickensalad and green peas soup with lebanese bread
MY_MOM : c u
ME : okay
Because of course...I need to know the MENU...
Retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title
I'm in a bitchy bitchy mood today.
First off, I'm "missing" a ton of MP3s. I know, how do you LOSE a bunch of MP3s? My problem is that for each new computer i've gotten over the years, i keep taking my old hard drives with me...my current one has 3 hard drives, and I think someo f the songs I had from one particular job that I burned to CD, i never actually put on my computer and with all the computer swapping goin' on, i just figured that i had put those MP3s on there somewhere....UGH that was a TON of 'em, and now i gotta find them...
I know i had them on a bunch of CDs 'cause i took them to the gym with me as well....
REALLY all I want is "Lady - Hear Me Tonight" (Modjo)...that is like, the BEST dancing song ever. EVER. Even beats anything from 112. I LOVE that Modjo song, and every time i hear it in a club, I go crazy. In fact, if you put me on a stranded island and made me listen to a song over and over, I would hope it would be that song.
Anyway.
I'm also being WAY too lazy with my green card paperwork, which is bad considering that i'm cutting it close with my timeline...but i'm not half as paranoid as I was when i originally filed...now it's just a matter of getting all the photocopies together to prove that i'm still married, but the title for the house is in the safe deposit box and i really REALLY wanted to get all this done/mailed after work today (I don't have time to go to teh safe deposit box, photocopy it, then go to the post office and get it sent by certified mail....)...
Yadda yadda.
So they're showing all those SATC commercials, and after lending Carrie some of my DVDs (note to self: did i buy Season 6 part 2? I'm sure i have them all, but I get the feeling that I didn't buy that one) I forgot how fabulous that show is. Desperate Housewives kinda takes it's place, but it's nowhere NEAR half as good. Anyway I've decided that when i'm 40, I want to be Samantha.
See every chick associates herself with one of the girls...most chicks think they're Carrie...personally, I think I'm Charlotte. I'm the biggest prude ever (yes, i'm a loudmouth at times, but i'm a big time prude), I rarely buy anything trendy (well, uber trendy), and I'm really old skool when it comes to family (like, I firmly believe that the guy has to look after his mom after his dad dies. That means as a chick, you look after your mother in law while your brother looks after your mom. I mean, if my sister in law is a bitch and wont' let my mom move in with them, of course I"ll take care of my mom...but I think first and foremost it's my responsibility to look after my mother in law, who personally i would feel more comfortable if she lived with me NOW because she's really decrepit)...
Anyway apparently according to others, i'm a mix of Charlotte and MIranda, because i'm a sarcastic SOB with little patience.
No idea why I'm on this SATC rant, but whatever.
Modjo - Lady (hear me tonight)
Lady hear me tonight
'Cause my feeling is just so right
As we dance by the moonlight
Can't you see you're my daylight
Lady I just feel like
I won't get you out of my mind
I feel love for the first time
And I know that it is true
I can tell by the look in your eyes
On another note, I really would like to get a decent night's sleep...my dreams are WAY bizarre lately, and I wake up totally disoriented. And Lord knows, I'm pretty much disoriented by nature until noon.
Last note: this is the last time I can wear my taupe top...sigh.
First off, I'm "missing" a ton of MP3s. I know, how do you LOSE a bunch of MP3s? My problem is that for each new computer i've gotten over the years, i keep taking my old hard drives with me...my current one has 3 hard drives, and I think someo f the songs I had from one particular job that I burned to CD, i never actually put on my computer and with all the computer swapping goin' on, i just figured that i had put those MP3s on there somewhere....UGH that was a TON of 'em, and now i gotta find them...
I know i had them on a bunch of CDs 'cause i took them to the gym with me as well....
REALLY all I want is "Lady - Hear Me Tonight" (Modjo)...that is like, the BEST dancing song ever. EVER. Even beats anything from 112. I LOVE that Modjo song, and every time i hear it in a club, I go crazy. In fact, if you put me on a stranded island and made me listen to a song over and over, I would hope it would be that song.
Anyway.
I'm also being WAY too lazy with my green card paperwork, which is bad considering that i'm cutting it close with my timeline...but i'm not half as paranoid as I was when i originally filed...now it's just a matter of getting all the photocopies together to prove that i'm still married, but the title for the house is in the safe deposit box and i really REALLY wanted to get all this done/mailed after work today (I don't have time to go to teh safe deposit box, photocopy it, then go to the post office and get it sent by certified mail....)...
Yadda yadda.
So they're showing all those SATC commercials, and after lending Carrie some of my DVDs (note to self: did i buy Season 6 part 2? I'm sure i have them all, but I get the feeling that I didn't buy that one) I forgot how fabulous that show is. Desperate Housewives kinda takes it's place, but it's nowhere NEAR half as good. Anyway I've decided that when i'm 40, I want to be Samantha.
See every chick associates herself with one of the girls...most chicks think they're Carrie...personally, I think I'm Charlotte. I'm the biggest prude ever (yes, i'm a loudmouth at times, but i'm a big time prude), I rarely buy anything trendy (well, uber trendy), and I'm really old skool when it comes to family (like, I firmly believe that the guy has to look after his mom after his dad dies. That means as a chick, you look after your mother in law while your brother looks after your mom. I mean, if my sister in law is a bitch and wont' let my mom move in with them, of course I"ll take care of my mom...but I think first and foremost it's my responsibility to look after my mother in law, who personally i would feel more comfortable if she lived with me NOW because she's really decrepit)...
Anyway apparently according to others, i'm a mix of Charlotte and MIranda, because i'm a sarcastic SOB with little patience.
No idea why I'm on this SATC rant, but whatever.
Modjo - Lady (hear me tonight)
Lady hear me tonight
'Cause my feeling is just so right
As we dance by the moonlight
Can't you see you're my daylight
Lady I just feel like
I won't get you out of my mind
I feel love for the first time
And I know that it is true
I can tell by the look in your eyes
On another note, I really would like to get a decent night's sleep...my dreams are WAY bizarre lately, and I wake up totally disoriented. And Lord knows, I'm pretty much disoriented by nature until noon.
Last note: this is the last time I can wear my taupe top...sigh.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Killing time at work
Gonna leave in around 15 mins for the gym.
I just wanna say that that whole thing about the 11 kids that were kept in cages makes me so nauseous.
And if you knew me, and my distaste for PEOPLE...then you'd know that i have to be really pissed off in order to hate people even more.
See, when I hear about a kid abducted, I"m like "yadda yadda another kid kidnapped". In fact, really I just feel sympathy for the parents, because I can imagine how heartbraking that must be.
But really, it's not that much sympathy.
I invest all of my emotions into animals....now when i hear that an ANIMAL is abducted, my heart leaps out of my chest in pain. And when I hear of turtured animals, I pretty much bawl like a baby. It kills me, it really does. Because not only do they not have a voice...but also 'cause it's like, a human KNOWS when it's being attacked. I KNOW when i'm being thrown against a wall. An animal doesn't...all it knows is that it's suddenly feeling pain and it can't stop it.
Makes me sick just thinking about all the stories i've read over the years about animal abuse. I swear to GOD if i ever busted anyone hurting an animal, I'd beat the sh*t out of them. ANd then i'd torture them till they begged for their own death.
And i'm not kidding.
So anyway, my point is that I don't really care when i hear bad things happen to people.
When i heard about that cage situation in Ohio though, that made me so nauseous. Esp. since some of those kids are autistic. That's such horrible cruelty, those parents should have a crowbar taken to their heads over and over for the rest of their lives, barely kept alive just to feel more pain.
Yeah i take this sh*t seriously mother effer.
Okay time to go work out.
I just wanna say that that whole thing about the 11 kids that were kept in cages makes me so nauseous.
And if you knew me, and my distaste for PEOPLE...then you'd know that i have to be really pissed off in order to hate people even more.
See, when I hear about a kid abducted, I"m like "yadda yadda another kid kidnapped". In fact, really I just feel sympathy for the parents, because I can imagine how heartbraking that must be.
But really, it's not that much sympathy.
I invest all of my emotions into animals....now when i hear that an ANIMAL is abducted, my heart leaps out of my chest in pain. And when I hear of turtured animals, I pretty much bawl like a baby. It kills me, it really does. Because not only do they not have a voice...but also 'cause it's like, a human KNOWS when it's being attacked. I KNOW when i'm being thrown against a wall. An animal doesn't...all it knows is that it's suddenly feeling pain and it can't stop it.
Makes me sick just thinking about all the stories i've read over the years about animal abuse. I swear to GOD if i ever busted anyone hurting an animal, I'd beat the sh*t out of them. ANd then i'd torture them till they begged for their own death.
And i'm not kidding.
So anyway, my point is that I don't really care when i hear bad things happen to people.
When i heard about that cage situation in Ohio though, that made me so nauseous. Esp. since some of those kids are autistic. That's such horrible cruelty, those parents should have a crowbar taken to their heads over and over for the rest of their lives, barely kept alive just to feel more pain.
Yeah i take this sh*t seriously mother effer.
Okay time to go work out.
Shook me all night long
yeah i've got AC/DC in my head right now...
Well since Nic said she'd be bored at work today...I might as well get the excessive griping out of my system.
First off, I woke up barely being able to breathe, and NOT because my cat was lying on my chest (he honestly will kill me one of these days)...and my head is pounding...
But where I'm from (yes, this makes me sound super old and foreign), more often than not you've got a cold. By spring, my nose is just nasty red blob. Since i've moved to Cali, i RARELY get colds, and I refuse to get them because I figure, i've already had just about every cold virus on the planet...there's no Cali virus that's gonna wipe me out.
That being said, i feel like i'm DYING right now.
In other news, I had this huge shopping epiphany this weekend.
I went shopping for something somewhat hootchie to wear Friday night...nothing I had looked cute enough, or they were super dated...and really it was the search for the Disposable Top that i know i'm only going to wear once anyway.
So i went to the usual mallrat type places. Let me tell you a little something...i've been clubbing since I was 18, and I'm pretty much the same size...maybe a bit smaller by a few pounds, but yeah i've got clothes from 18 that i still have (like the jeans i'm wearing today).
I must have tried on a trillion tops. Right now the trend is all this beaded crap, which really destroyed my skin...i looked like someone whipped me across my chest and my back (from the constant pulling on/off of tight fitting hootchie tops).
A small number of tops actually fit. And i couldn't figure out why, I mean I wasn't trying on crazy complicated tops...i really just wanted to find the perfect halter top. It just seemed like i needed a massive pushup bra, but none of these tops were meant to be worn with a bra.
And then it hit me.
Much like vanity sizing (where sizes now are much, much bigger than 15 years ago because people as a whole have gotten fatter)...
Hootchie clothes are now designed for chicks with fake boobs. EVERY tope i tried on needed my chest to be a few inches higher, and there's no way that's happening to ANYONE naturally without a bra.
Maybe it's just a california thing, since it's pretty predominant here...but DAMN. I was okay with vanity sizing...i mean, it annoys me because not everyone does it so I quite honestly never know what to tell people my size is, becuase i'm anywhere from an XXS to M. BUT THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL.
I shouldn't have to invest a few grand$$ just to fit into a stupid $20 halter top.
But sadly...I spent the rest of Sat night thinking maybe I should...i mean, i've already got my other surgeries planned out, but most of that is for after I'm done having kids...and I figured after having kids I would just get a lift and ideally no implants (i'm willing to get nipped and tucked and have stuff sucked out of me, but ADDING things makes me nervous)...
Every night before going to bed, I start to poke and prod at myself, so much that based on the horrendous moaning I do my husband yells at me from another room "STOP PULLING AT YOUR GUT YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE! STOP IT! YOU LOOK FINE!!!"....ughghgh.
/rant about boobs (or lack of it).
I'm back to bleaching my teeth because at the dentist on Saturday the chicky told me that that's optimal time to bleach your teeth because they've removed all the stains. Normally I can't hack more than 2 days because:
a) you can't consume stuff that stains your teeth (my diet pepsi! My tazo Passion tea!) up to 48 hours after you're done bleaching because the "pores" are open. I can never go a full 5 days without either beverages.
b) your teeth are UBER pained during that time. Imagine putting an ice cube on your teeth 24/7...that's what teeth bleaching feels like.
Well the hygienist chicky told me as long as I'm good about rinsing about my mouth with water after tea/pepsi, I should be alright. So i'm white knuckling it on Day 2 right now...by tomorrow i'll be in pure agony.
Which brings up something else I read last night (Shape magazine, which yes i DID pay for, part of my subscription)...about how we women don't feel like things are working unless we're in serious pain. Like when i get a massage, i fully expect to be bruised by the next day (HA yes make whatever comments you want about how I like it rough!). Or when i do my at home glycolic peel kit, i leave it on for twice as long...burn my face off mothereffer!
I really, really wish I had been born a guy (and not just for the general life reasons about why things are easier for men, blah blah). I remember my first prom, being at the hairdresser, and another girl was bitching about how all the guys at that moment were off playing football. It takes us WEEKS of advance preparation just to look half decent in our dress, let alone the effort required that day to look amazing.
Which THEN leads me to think, the reason why it doesn't matter what a groom looks like on his wedding day as long as he's wearing a tux or whatever "groom attire" (whether it's a beach shirt, etc)...the groom only has to shower, shave, slap on some gel and he's good to go. That's all of what, 45 minutes and only because he's going to make a bit more effort to shave better that day?
I woke up at SIX AM on my frickin' wedding day (okay granted i coudln't sleep, and I still had to write my little speech which i didn't end up using because i couldn't read my own handwriting on the hotel notepad) and had my bridesmaids pile into my suite at the hotel by 8am...my scalp is STILL raw from my hairstyle (which i have to give props to my beauty chick, we didn't do a trial run...i told her i wanted my hair like Britney Murphy's in Almost Newlyweds but britney had hair extensions but my beauty chick pulled it off without them and i loved my hair that day)....
So for all the effort it takes for chicks to get ready, i think any big day SHOULD be about us and not about the guy because he's merely an accessory to whatever event we're attending, even if it's our own wedding day.
my head is still pounding, this headache pill situation isn't good
Sigh. Going to rummage through the building in hopes of finding some pills.
Well since Nic said she'd be bored at work today...I might as well get the excessive griping out of my system.
First off, I woke up barely being able to breathe, and NOT because my cat was lying on my chest (he honestly will kill me one of these days)...and my head is pounding...
But where I'm from (yes, this makes me sound super old and foreign), more often than not you've got a cold. By spring, my nose is just nasty red blob. Since i've moved to Cali, i RARELY get colds, and I refuse to get them because I figure, i've already had just about every cold virus on the planet...there's no Cali virus that's gonna wipe me out.
That being said, i feel like i'm DYING right now.
In other news, I had this huge shopping epiphany this weekend.
I went shopping for something somewhat hootchie to wear Friday night...nothing I had looked cute enough, or they were super dated...and really it was the search for the Disposable Top that i know i'm only going to wear once anyway.
So i went to the usual mallrat type places. Let me tell you a little something...i've been clubbing since I was 18, and I'm pretty much the same size...maybe a bit smaller by a few pounds, but yeah i've got clothes from 18 that i still have (like the jeans i'm wearing today).
I must have tried on a trillion tops. Right now the trend is all this beaded crap, which really destroyed my skin...i looked like someone whipped me across my chest and my back (from the constant pulling on/off of tight fitting hootchie tops).
A small number of tops actually fit. And i couldn't figure out why, I mean I wasn't trying on crazy complicated tops...i really just wanted to find the perfect halter top. It just seemed like i needed a massive pushup bra, but none of these tops were meant to be worn with a bra.
And then it hit me.
Much like vanity sizing (where sizes now are much, much bigger than 15 years ago because people as a whole have gotten fatter)...
Hootchie clothes are now designed for chicks with fake boobs. EVERY tope i tried on needed my chest to be a few inches higher, and there's no way that's happening to ANYONE naturally without a bra.
Maybe it's just a california thing, since it's pretty predominant here...but DAMN. I was okay with vanity sizing...i mean, it annoys me because not everyone does it so I quite honestly never know what to tell people my size is, becuase i'm anywhere from an XXS to M. BUT THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL.
I shouldn't have to invest a few grand$$ just to fit into a stupid $20 halter top.
But sadly...I spent the rest of Sat night thinking maybe I should...i mean, i've already got my other surgeries planned out, but most of that is for after I'm done having kids...and I figured after having kids I would just get a lift and ideally no implants (i'm willing to get nipped and tucked and have stuff sucked out of me, but ADDING things makes me nervous)...
Every night before going to bed, I start to poke and prod at myself, so much that based on the horrendous moaning I do my husband yells at me from another room "STOP PULLING AT YOUR GUT YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE! STOP IT! YOU LOOK FINE!!!"....ughghgh.
/rant about boobs (or lack of it).
I'm back to bleaching my teeth because at the dentist on Saturday the chicky told me that that's optimal time to bleach your teeth because they've removed all the stains. Normally I can't hack more than 2 days because:
a) you can't consume stuff that stains your teeth (my diet pepsi! My tazo Passion tea!) up to 48 hours after you're done bleaching because the "pores" are open. I can never go a full 5 days without either beverages.
b) your teeth are UBER pained during that time. Imagine putting an ice cube on your teeth 24/7...that's what teeth bleaching feels like.
Well the hygienist chicky told me as long as I'm good about rinsing about my mouth with water after tea/pepsi, I should be alright. So i'm white knuckling it on Day 2 right now...by tomorrow i'll be in pure agony.
Which brings up something else I read last night (Shape magazine, which yes i DID pay for, part of my subscription)...about how we women don't feel like things are working unless we're in serious pain. Like when i get a massage, i fully expect to be bruised by the next day (HA yes make whatever comments you want about how I like it rough!). Or when i do my at home glycolic peel kit, i leave it on for twice as long...burn my face off mothereffer!
I really, really wish I had been born a guy (and not just for the general life reasons about why things are easier for men, blah blah). I remember my first prom, being at the hairdresser, and another girl was bitching about how all the guys at that moment were off playing football. It takes us WEEKS of advance preparation just to look half decent in our dress, let alone the effort required that day to look amazing.
Which THEN leads me to think, the reason why it doesn't matter what a groom looks like on his wedding day as long as he's wearing a tux or whatever "groom attire" (whether it's a beach shirt, etc)...the groom only has to shower, shave, slap on some gel and he's good to go. That's all of what, 45 minutes and only because he's going to make a bit more effort to shave better that day?
I woke up at SIX AM on my frickin' wedding day (okay granted i coudln't sleep, and I still had to write my little speech which i didn't end up using because i couldn't read my own handwriting on the hotel notepad) and had my bridesmaids pile into my suite at the hotel by 8am...my scalp is STILL raw from my hairstyle (which i have to give props to my beauty chick, we didn't do a trial run...i told her i wanted my hair like Britney Murphy's in Almost Newlyweds but britney had hair extensions but my beauty chick pulled it off without them and i loved my hair that day)....
So for all the effort it takes for chicks to get ready, i think any big day SHOULD be about us and not about the guy because he's merely an accessory to whatever event we're attending, even if it's our own wedding day.
my head is still pounding, this headache pill situation isn't good
Sigh. Going to rummage through the building in hopes of finding some pills.
Monday, September 12, 2005
Wonderful Email
So i got this email from a wonderful friend of mine (in Canada), who's name I won't post 'cause I don't want to embarass her, but it was such a sweet, sweet email:
I have been trying to spend more time emailing because I can't believe how much I miss people. This "mother" job is just about the most alienating job out there. I meant to email you last week because I got your thank you card. You know I'm the one that owes you a thank you. You visiting us really perked people up. It really made me feel better and I realized just how increadibly much I miss you. It was weird. It was like I missed you more while you were here, probably because it's like spending time with your ex right after you break-up. It hurts more to be with them than without. I've kind of feel like that...it hurts more to be with you than without. That being said, I had the best time while you were here. It really sucks that your not here. It really does.
Dang I miss her...I wish I could kidnap her and bring her to california.
I have been trying to spend more time emailing because I can't believe how much I miss people. This "mother" job is just about the most alienating job out there. I meant to email you last week because I got your thank you card. You know I'm the one that owes you a thank you. You visiting us really perked people up. It really made me feel better and I realized just how increadibly much I miss you. It was weird. It was like I missed you more while you were here, probably because it's like spending time with your ex right after you break-up. It hurts more to be with them than without. I've kind of feel like that...it hurts more to be with you than without. That being said, I had the best time while you were here. It really sucks that your not here. It really does.
Dang I miss her...I wish I could kidnap her and bring her to california.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Pour some sugar on me...
It's 2:20 on Sunday afternoon, my brain is full of random crap so I'm going to do a brain dump
doing all this while enjoying my music from my good ol' Napster days...how many hours were wasted watching those blue bars do their thing? Dance With Me - 112
So this morning got up insanely early, went to Cinnamon Products with Nicole and Chris...that's what I'm talkin' about...that's some good stuff.
Dropped Kraig off at home, ran some errands...
Went to Best Buy to use up a gift card...WHY do people shop there for DVDs? Their prices are insane. It's one
(It's Over Now - 112)
thing to go there and buy a tv...it's another to buy something that you can get at like Target for wayyyyy cheaper.
Anyway, picked up Toy Story (anniversary edition), and watched in amazement at the store clerk who actually let me grab a PILE of those scratch/win things and just scratch, toss, grab another...i'm like "uhhh am I allowed to do this?" and he's all "I'm so over that contest"...
Went to Walmart (yes i'm a glutton for punishment...ever now and then I feel that household crap should be purchased at Walmart in order to keep it real...), picked up my Clueless Whatever Edition (did I mention that I watched it yesterday, and already I want to see it AGAIN?!), random makeup, the new Fitness RX BEST fitness mag ever, and some underwear that had a sign that said "best underwear ever" so i'm like "okay bitch, I'll see to your undergarment challenge"...(where Bitch=Blue and Yellow Walmart sign)
Only You - 112...which was one of about five songs that fall under "my" clubbing songs in university
After that quickly went and picked up another pair of shoes...that makes 5 boots/shoes in 2 weeks, my guess is that I should probably stop because soon I'll feel like I need to start adding to my purse collection, and this whole monster is already something I'm trying to get under my control...
Only you....why can't we just make it happen...every time I'm with you...never want it to come to an end...always make me soooo happy....you'll always have a place in my heart (sorry had to pause there to dance around the room...)
Went to Target, bought more random household stuff
(Everybody Doesn't - Amanda)
then returned uber late library stuff...went to Pavillions to get my grocery groove on...bought a ton more Chex Mix...oh yes, don't think I've forgotten about my anti-pretzel tyrade...
So at Target this dude at the photo center actually picked up a chick. I actually stopped and stared in awe. He wasn't cute by any means (well, okay maybe a bit cute but nowhere near my type by a long shot so i have to give him some benefit of the doubt) but he was very assertive, introduced himself, and flashed a beautiful smile.
Which goes to show you that personality and charm will get you very, VERY far when approaching a chick. I wanted to shake his hand and give him my approval on behalf of womankind.
Okay well that's pretty much my day...I could babble on about yesterday but there's not much to say. Cleaned like a madman, watched Clueless and then Footloose (yeah, you wanna knock that movie? You and I can take it outside...'cause it's soooo cheesy but fabulous at the same time), had game night at my place (didn't realize so many people would come over...and why did it seem like my kitchen was overrun with liquor bottles the next day? I think i'm going to have to keep an ongoing stash of tequila and rum just for Justin)
(Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang)
Okay well that's enough random babble, didn't really do much griping and my brain is still full of anxiety over everything and anything...whatever.
OH and my neighbor moved in...they bought their home for $520K or something like that. His name is Wilson...wow...what are the odds of having a neighbor with the name Wilson? (Although i don't share a fence like on the tv show).
OKAY nuff random useless talk.
doing all this while enjoying my music from my good ol' Napster days...how many hours were wasted watching those blue bars do their thing? Dance With Me - 112
So this morning got up insanely early, went to Cinnamon Products with Nicole and Chris...that's what I'm talkin' about...that's some good stuff.
Dropped Kraig off at home, ran some errands...
Went to Best Buy to use up a gift card...WHY do people shop there for DVDs? Their prices are insane. It's one
(It's Over Now - 112)
thing to go there and buy a tv...it's another to buy something that you can get at like Target for wayyyyy cheaper.
Anyway, picked up Toy Story (anniversary edition), and watched in amazement at the store clerk who actually let me grab a PILE of those scratch/win things and just scratch, toss, grab another...i'm like "uhhh am I allowed to do this?" and he's all "I'm so over that contest"...
Went to Walmart (yes i'm a glutton for punishment...ever now and then I feel that household crap should be purchased at Walmart in order to keep it real...), picked up my Clueless Whatever Edition (did I mention that I watched it yesterday, and already I want to see it AGAIN?!), random makeup, the new Fitness RX BEST fitness mag ever, and some underwear that had a sign that said "best underwear ever" so i'm like "okay bitch, I'll see to your undergarment challenge"...(where Bitch=Blue and Yellow Walmart sign)
Only You - 112...which was one of about five songs that fall under "my" clubbing songs in university
After that quickly went and picked up another pair of shoes...that makes 5 boots/shoes in 2 weeks, my guess is that I should probably stop because soon I'll feel like I need to start adding to my purse collection, and this whole monster is already something I'm trying to get under my control...
Only you....why can't we just make it happen...every time I'm with you...never want it to come to an end...always make me soooo happy....you'll always have a place in my heart (sorry had to pause there to dance around the room...)
Went to Target, bought more random household stuff
(Everybody Doesn't - Amanda)
then returned uber late library stuff...went to Pavillions to get my grocery groove on...bought a ton more Chex Mix...oh yes, don't think I've forgotten about my anti-pretzel tyrade...
So at Target this dude at the photo center actually picked up a chick. I actually stopped and stared in awe. He wasn't cute by any means (well, okay maybe a bit cute but nowhere near my type by a long shot so i have to give him some benefit of the doubt) but he was very assertive, introduced himself, and flashed a beautiful smile.
Which goes to show you that personality and charm will get you very, VERY far when approaching a chick. I wanted to shake his hand and give him my approval on behalf of womankind.
Okay well that's pretty much my day...I could babble on about yesterday but there's not much to say. Cleaned like a madman, watched Clueless and then Footloose (yeah, you wanna knock that movie? You and I can take it outside...'cause it's soooo cheesy but fabulous at the same time), had game night at my place (didn't realize so many people would come over...and why did it seem like my kitchen was overrun with liquor bottles the next day? I think i'm going to have to keep an ongoing stash of tequila and rum just for Justin)
(Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang)
Okay well that's enough random babble, didn't really do much griping and my brain is still full of anxiety over everything and anything...whatever.
OH and my neighbor moved in...they bought their home for $520K or something like that. His name is Wilson...wow...what are the odds of having a neighbor with the name Wilson? (Although i don't share a fence like on the tv show).
OKAY nuff random useless talk.
Friday, September 09, 2005
When I see you smile
So much griping, so little time.
First off, I"m SO glad my THursday nights have The OC again... it just didn't feel right without it.
That being said, last night's episode was slow and boring and in the previews...please, do I care that they might get kicked outo f their private school? Uh yeah no not really.
This morning when I drove into work (after having paid effing $3.03 for gas...wtf), When I See You Smile came on the radio...
Every time I hear that song, I can't help but feel kind of sad....
See my first bf was an ass who screwed me over in more ways than anyone should ever, ever have to experience. ANd i was waiting for my Look Of Regret from him (more on that later...but the Look of Regret is what i require after every breakup)...
Fast forward, I dated Don but he was SO not for me and I in turn effed him over really badly (and the poor guy didn't deserve that... to this day he was the best boyfriend i ever had), and i was canoodling with Adam around the time Don and I were breaking...so i was going through serious emotions...
And then one day, out of the blue, I got a voicemail from my first bf...apologizing for what he did to me, and how he knows what it was like because someone ended up doing the same to him...
It was my look of regret.... I couldn't breathe I was so emotional. And at that time, my other ex bf Don left a voicemail right after, and he said "this is how i feel about you" and then played When I See You Smile...I was a basket case at that point, between both emails (two Looks of Regret in a 5 minute span?!)....
So every time i hear that song, which is pretty rare since it's an old song... I get kind of sad, and think about how what I did was so wrong and I sure hope he doesn't think of me the way I think about K~.
So the Look Of Regret...
After every breakup, there's always The Look of Regret. The "Damn...why did we break up again" or "wow,she looks fantastic...sigh..."...
With K~, it was that phone call, almost 3 years later...
With Don, it was that voicemail with the song...
I wasn't with Brian long enough to even make it worth anything (I dumped him over the phone and never saw him since...not even worth mentioning but we were together long enough for him to consider me his GF)
With Adam, the first time...it was back when we were in class (Data Structures i believe)...he was on one side, Nat was on the other...and halfway through class he whispers "mmm you're still wearing Japanese Musk?"...and Nat on the other side whispered "OMG he remembers your perfume! That's the look of regret!!!"....
Onto other subjects
...um...everything I'm thinking about I can't put for public viewing lol, so I'll keep those thoughts in my head!
First off, I"m SO glad my THursday nights have The OC again... it just didn't feel right without it.
That being said, last night's episode was slow and boring and in the previews...please, do I care that they might get kicked outo f their private school? Uh yeah no not really.
This morning when I drove into work (after having paid effing $3.03 for gas...wtf), When I See You Smile came on the radio...
Every time I hear that song, I can't help but feel kind of sad....
See my first bf was an ass who screwed me over in more ways than anyone should ever, ever have to experience. ANd i was waiting for my Look Of Regret from him (more on that later...but the Look of Regret is what i require after every breakup)...
Fast forward, I dated Don but he was SO not for me and I in turn effed him over really badly (and the poor guy didn't deserve that... to this day he was the best boyfriend i ever had), and i was canoodling with Adam around the time Don and I were breaking...so i was going through serious emotions...
And then one day, out of the blue, I got a voicemail from my first bf...apologizing for what he did to me, and how he knows what it was like because someone ended up doing the same to him...
It was my look of regret.... I couldn't breathe I was so emotional. And at that time, my other ex bf Don left a voicemail right after, and he said "this is how i feel about you" and then played When I See You Smile...I was a basket case at that point, between both emails (two Looks of Regret in a 5 minute span?!)....
So every time i hear that song, which is pretty rare since it's an old song... I get kind of sad, and think about how what I did was so wrong and I sure hope he doesn't think of me the way I think about K~.
So the Look Of Regret...
After every breakup, there's always The Look of Regret. The "Damn...why did we break up again" or "wow,she looks fantastic...sigh..."...
With K~, it was that phone call, almost 3 years later...
With Don, it was that voicemail with the song...
I wasn't with Brian long enough to even make it worth anything (I dumped him over the phone and never saw him since...not even worth mentioning but we were together long enough for him to consider me his GF)
With Adam, the first time...it was back when we were in class (Data Structures i believe)...he was on one side, Nat was on the other...and halfway through class he whispers "mmm you're still wearing Japanese Musk?"...and Nat on the other side whispered "OMG he remembers your perfume! That's the look of regret!!!"....
Onto other subjects
...um...everything I'm thinking about I can't put for public viewing lol, so I'll keep those thoughts in my head!
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Today I'm annoyed with all men, don't ask me why because i"m not sure. Maybe it's a PMS thing. I don't know. But I want to take a baseball bat to the head of every guy that I see.
Because men are effing retarded and have all the maturity of a cow in heat.
In other words, if one guy pisses me off (most likely my husband), than the rest of the world's men have to suffer.
So i found this flyer (I think it was stuck to Kraig's windshield, one side has a promo for a club), and I died laughing:
Laguna Institute for Aesthetic Vaginal Surgery
Feel 21 again...
Dr. yadda yadda is highly trained in this specialized cosmetic surgery designed to restore and enhance the appearance of the vaginal area. In ordinary terms, the procedure is essenticaly a "face lift" for the vulva and vagina, restoring their youthful appearance and function. Due to childbirth and even aging, the vagina and surrounding muscles can become stretched and lose their strength and tone. These surgical procedures result in thighter skin and muslces, offering a more pleasing appearance. These procedures are also known as labiaplasty, vaginoplasty and rejuvenation of the vagina. Dr. yadda yadda has developed and pioneered many innovative techniques in this newly evolving field of cosmetic vaginal surgery
Okay first off, I can't believe I even WROTE half those words (since i'm here at work and all). Secondly..."youthful appearance"...okay as far as I know, mine hasn't changed one bit EVER. Does it really get "old" looking? That frightens the crap out of me, since i'm already paranoid abuot the wrinkles on my face...i don't want to know what aging does "down there"!!! "Rejuvenation"...the sheer thought of this frightens the hell out of me.
In fact, this whole PROCESS scares me. And what scares me even more is that it's for a male plastic surgeon...oh hell no...I've never, EVER had a male doctor for those areas...and I have no desire to let a GUY decide what that area should look like.
Since I've got horrible self esteem, and today it's especially bad, today i'll bitch about Why I'm An Idiot (see...i'm an equal opportunity griper)...
1. I went to the gym at 10:30 last night, and somehow in the process I lost one of my magazines...i'm so retarded.
2. Came home, realized I still had candles lit, so I blew them out a little too forcefully and got wax EVERYWHERE...on the mirror, the counter, ME....do you know how stupid you have to be to do that?
3. I put gas in my car, at $3.01, and instead of just putting in like $10 worth i stopped paying attention to what i was doing and filled my entire tank.
4. I keep forgetting that I need to apply to remove the conditional sentence of my green card.
5. I keep forgetting that I need to re-do the inventory of the stuff for my house for my home insurance...and take new photos (I haven't done that since I was in my last apartmnet, and since I have a replacement-value policy...i'm inventorying EVERYTHING. Right down to my clothes. Geico's gonna be a new wardrobe dammit).
6. I keep forgetting to mail my friend Stacey her birthday gift...and her birthday is tomorrow...and it'll take 2 weeks for her to get.
7. I keep forgetting to email my brother to ask for my cousins' email addys because I promised i would stop being incognito. I LIKE being incognito...but that's not gonna fly anymore.
8. I agreed to hosting a game night, even though i thought it was shady that i got suckered into hosting it (and since the Hubby has been fabulous with my friends, i gotta suck it up for one night even though i REALLY don't like doing anything withp eople who constantly go in and out to smoke...who the f*ck does that under the age of 40?! And they keep leaving the door open...my cats will run out, and there's coyotes in my area)
9. I can't find the really awesome pencil that i ordered...i'm picky about my writing utensils at work.
10. I'm an idiot because i can't get this missy elliott song out of my head.
11. I"m an idiot because I keep forgetting to take a boatload of stuff to the dry cleaners.
Okay i'll stop bitching for now, because I'm having a serious "should have stayed in bed all day" moment...maybe on monday i'll call in sick...Have you ever had a day where you just want to hide from the world? Yep, today is that day...
Because men are effing retarded and have all the maturity of a cow in heat.
In other words, if one guy pisses me off (most likely my husband), than the rest of the world's men have to suffer.
So i found this flyer (I think it was stuck to Kraig's windshield, one side has a promo for a club), and I died laughing:
Laguna Institute for Aesthetic Vaginal Surgery
Feel 21 again...
Dr. yadda yadda is highly trained in this specialized cosmetic surgery designed to restore and enhance the appearance of the vaginal area. In ordinary terms, the procedure is essenticaly a "face lift" for the vulva and vagina, restoring their youthful appearance and function. Due to childbirth and even aging, the vagina and surrounding muscles can become stretched and lose their strength and tone. These surgical procedures result in thighter skin and muslces, offering a more pleasing appearance. These procedures are also known as labiaplasty, vaginoplasty and rejuvenation of the vagina. Dr. yadda yadda has developed and pioneered many innovative techniques in this newly evolving field of cosmetic vaginal surgery
Okay first off, I can't believe I even WROTE half those words (since i'm here at work and all). Secondly..."youthful appearance"...okay as far as I know, mine hasn't changed one bit EVER. Does it really get "old" looking? That frightens the crap out of me, since i'm already paranoid abuot the wrinkles on my face...i don't want to know what aging does "down there"!!! "Rejuvenation"...the sheer thought of this frightens the hell out of me.
In fact, this whole PROCESS scares me. And what scares me even more is that it's for a male plastic surgeon...oh hell no...I've never, EVER had a male doctor for those areas...and I have no desire to let a GUY decide what that area should look like.
Since I've got horrible self esteem, and today it's especially bad, today i'll bitch about Why I'm An Idiot (see...i'm an equal opportunity griper)...
1. I went to the gym at 10:30 last night, and somehow in the process I lost one of my magazines...i'm so retarded.
2. Came home, realized I still had candles lit, so I blew them out a little too forcefully and got wax EVERYWHERE...on the mirror, the counter, ME....do you know how stupid you have to be to do that?
3. I put gas in my car, at $3.01, and instead of just putting in like $10 worth i stopped paying attention to what i was doing and filled my entire tank.
4. I keep forgetting that I need to apply to remove the conditional sentence of my green card.
5. I keep forgetting that I need to re-do the inventory of the stuff for my house for my home insurance...and take new photos (I haven't done that since I was in my last apartmnet, and since I have a replacement-value policy...i'm inventorying EVERYTHING. Right down to my clothes. Geico's gonna be a new wardrobe dammit).
6. I keep forgetting to mail my friend Stacey her birthday gift...and her birthday is tomorrow...and it'll take 2 weeks for her to get.
7. I keep forgetting to email my brother to ask for my cousins' email addys because I promised i would stop being incognito. I LIKE being incognito...but that's not gonna fly anymore.
8. I agreed to hosting a game night, even though i thought it was shady that i got suckered into hosting it (and since the Hubby has been fabulous with my friends, i gotta suck it up for one night even though i REALLY don't like doing anything withp eople who constantly go in and out to smoke...who the f*ck does that under the age of 40?! And they keep leaving the door open...my cats will run out, and there's coyotes in my area)
9. I can't find the really awesome pencil that i ordered...i'm picky about my writing utensils at work.
10. I'm an idiot because i can't get this missy elliott song out of my head.
11. I"m an idiot because I keep forgetting to take a boatload of stuff to the dry cleaners.
Okay i'll stop bitching for now, because I'm having a serious "should have stayed in bed all day" moment...maybe on monday i'll call in sick...Have you ever had a day where you just want to hide from the world? Yep, today is that day...
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
So my head is all cloudy and i've got 4 major things that need to be done at work today so I need to clear my head before i can actually THINK about work.
I burned my hand when I put my hot water down for my Tazo tea...mother effer hurts like a bitch. Add to that that somehow a dial on the bbq was left on ("somehow"...) and stupid me, when i saw the knob smoking (well the knob actually melted off and the metal stub was left), i touched the metal with my finger...so THAT hurt like a bitch...
I'm falling apart I tell you.
Yesterday was semi-surreal.
Had to run a bunch of errands, barely got back in time to prep for the BBQ... somehow i got suckered into playing board games next week (only agreed to NON D&D games...and they said they'd buy trivial pursuit, the movie edition, which kind of sucks 'cause i would kick ass at the pop culture edition) and then possibly letting my ass get dragged to a GOTH CLUB in LA...
In case you can't tell...
I'm SO not goth.
At all.
I wash my dark tshirts in Woolite for Darks and hang dry them just to preserve the color...like they're delicates or something.
I'm past my "angst years"...not that all goth music is full of angst, maybe that's a stereotype, but at the very least i need music that i can either move my hips to with a guy next to me...you can't make love on the dance floor if the music is obnoxious!
This chex mix situation is out of control....we'll call it PNP (Project No Pretzels)....although i've consumed so much chex mix to prove my point, i'm going to be sick. But i do plan on graphing this crap out.
Have you ever spent time wondering about people in your life that you no longer talk to? I've been doing alot of that lately...maybe it was my trip to Ottawa that got me thinking, because I saw so manyp eople that I had lost contact with.
Like D~ (who shall remain nameless, in the off chance he should find this), who was my BUDDY...I could talk with him for hours and hours, and his infatuation with Jessica, the girl who kept a shovel in her SUV because she would steal plants from stores and stuff....I miss him, his friendship, and I'm pissed that he fell of the face of the earth after I got engaged. And then Shelly tells me "oh yeah he totally liked you, didn't you know?!"...uh no mother effer, he was in love with Jessica, and then why didn't he ever DO anything?! I miss him, i do miss our friendship, I miss his deep thoughts on everything and anything.
Or my childhood friend Andrea...i have a ton of photos of her, but i'm sure she would never remember me. She was my first friend ever, but after moving of course when you're like 6 you can't exactly stay in touch...she hated Barbies and loved her Glo-Worm (i was anti glo worm, and i STILL love Barbies)....
I even miss Jeff ("Jeffy"), as bizarre as that sounds because he was soooo classless and he even dissed me at a school dance when he was my date by getting back together with his ex GF (which is fine, because then I hooked up with our friend's younger brother)...but he was my movie guy, and I love spending time with him, and he was the only one who would indulge in my obsession with McD's hotcakes even though i brought my own sugar-free syrup to McDonald's
(yes, i realize that i've said before how anti McD's i am, however in Canada it's not half as gross as here and I really do like their hotcakes..they're not even PANcakes....they're synthetic circular discs that taste fabulous in SF syrup).
Sigh. I think i'm just annoyed with how many times I've moved in my life. Christine finds it hilarious, and she tells people that I"m the "girl who ran away from home at 23 and went all the way to California...that's how much she hated her family"....and it's somewhat true (sad, but true), i DID run away....
Andyou know what? They say running away doesn't help. You know what doesn't help? Email and instant messenger...if my family can give me grief by IM, they might as well do it in person. Same diff. I don't know why I get into arguments via IM with my mom when i'm at work...i'm always one step away from throwing my keyboard at the monitor.
And why does 23 sound so young?! Why did I feel like such a big loser at 23 not knowing what I was doing with my life? Geezus i'm 28 and i still don't know what I want to be when i grow up!
(breathing into paper bag)
AND to add to the anxiety of today is that I didn't see the Whatever Clueless Edition at Target, which pissed me off 'cause i had to fight the Labor Day herd of cows in the parking lot on Monday, and they didn't even HAVE IT...i think i'll have to steal Kraig's best buy gift card and buy it there....if i don't watch that movie at least once a month, i get VERY cranky. And i don't want to have to watch my regular DVD.
Maybe all this anxiety is 'cause this is my "once in a blue moon PMS moment"...i NEVER get hormonal before mother nature's visit, i just gain a ton of water weight, but DANG i'm like hyper emotional today.
Must stay cool for the masses.
I burned my hand when I put my hot water down for my Tazo tea...mother effer hurts like a bitch. Add to that that somehow a dial on the bbq was left on ("somehow"...) and stupid me, when i saw the knob smoking (well the knob actually melted off and the metal stub was left), i touched the metal with my finger...so THAT hurt like a bitch...
I'm falling apart I tell you.
Yesterday was semi-surreal.
Had to run a bunch of errands, barely got back in time to prep for the BBQ... somehow i got suckered into playing board games next week (only agreed to NON D&D games...and they said they'd buy trivial pursuit, the movie edition, which kind of sucks 'cause i would kick ass at the pop culture edition) and then possibly letting my ass get dragged to a GOTH CLUB in LA...
In case you can't tell...
I'm SO not goth.
At all.
I wash my dark tshirts in Woolite for Darks and hang dry them just to preserve the color...like they're delicates or something.
I'm past my "angst years"...not that all goth music is full of angst, maybe that's a stereotype, but at the very least i need music that i can either move my hips to with a guy next to me...you can't make love on the dance floor if the music is obnoxious!
This chex mix situation is out of control....we'll call it PNP (Project No Pretzels)....although i've consumed so much chex mix to prove my point, i'm going to be sick. But i do plan on graphing this crap out.
Have you ever spent time wondering about people in your life that you no longer talk to? I've been doing alot of that lately...maybe it was my trip to Ottawa that got me thinking, because I saw so manyp eople that I had lost contact with.
Like D~ (who shall remain nameless, in the off chance he should find this), who was my BUDDY...I could talk with him for hours and hours, and his infatuation with Jessica, the girl who kept a shovel in her SUV because she would steal plants from stores and stuff....I miss him, his friendship, and I'm pissed that he fell of the face of the earth after I got engaged. And then Shelly tells me "oh yeah he totally liked you, didn't you know?!"...uh no mother effer, he was in love with Jessica, and then why didn't he ever DO anything?! I miss him, i do miss our friendship, I miss his deep thoughts on everything and anything.
Or my childhood friend Andrea...i have a ton of photos of her, but i'm sure she would never remember me. She was my first friend ever, but after moving of course when you're like 6 you can't exactly stay in touch...she hated Barbies and loved her Glo-Worm (i was anti glo worm, and i STILL love Barbies)....
I even miss Jeff ("Jeffy"), as bizarre as that sounds because he was soooo classless and he even dissed me at a school dance when he was my date by getting back together with his ex GF (which is fine, because then I hooked up with our friend's younger brother)...but he was my movie guy, and I love spending time with him, and he was the only one who would indulge in my obsession with McD's hotcakes even though i brought my own sugar-free syrup to McDonald's
(yes, i realize that i've said before how anti McD's i am, however in Canada it's not half as gross as here and I really do like their hotcakes..they're not even PANcakes....they're synthetic circular discs that taste fabulous in SF syrup).
Sigh. I think i'm just annoyed with how many times I've moved in my life. Christine finds it hilarious, and she tells people that I"m the "girl who ran away from home at 23 and went all the way to California...that's how much she hated her family"....and it's somewhat true (sad, but true), i DID run away....
Andyou know what? They say running away doesn't help. You know what doesn't help? Email and instant messenger...if my family can give me grief by IM, they might as well do it in person. Same diff. I don't know why I get into arguments via IM with my mom when i'm at work...i'm always one step away from throwing my keyboard at the monitor.
And why does 23 sound so young?! Why did I feel like such a big loser at 23 not knowing what I was doing with my life? Geezus i'm 28 and i still don't know what I want to be when i grow up!
(breathing into paper bag)
AND to add to the anxiety of today is that I didn't see the Whatever Clueless Edition at Target, which pissed me off 'cause i had to fight the Labor Day herd of cows in the parking lot on Monday, and they didn't even HAVE IT...i think i'll have to steal Kraig's best buy gift card and buy it there....if i don't watch that movie at least once a month, i get VERY cranky. And i don't want to have to watch my regular DVD.
Maybe all this anxiety is 'cause this is my "once in a blue moon PMS moment"...i NEVER get hormonal before mother nature's visit, i just gain a ton of water weight, but DANG i'm like hyper emotional today.
Must stay cool for the masses.
Monday, September 05, 2005
to add...
another thing to add about why blade trinity was horrible:
#n: because with all their high tech equipment, it's pretty safe to say that the blind chick didn't record her video using a VHS camcorder, but rather a digital recorder. But at the end of it, it had that "snow" stuff, like when you turn off a VCR...please. Digital camcorders don't do that. That was a wasted useless special effect (not that that WAS a special effect or anything).
Just spent forever cleaning post-Labor day bbq (had more people than anticipated...but not as big as the July 3rd bash), my hands look like an old lady's hands. Any nails I had left have long since broken.
Sigh. I did a hand modeling job once...you wouldn't know it anymore.
Play my little violin for my mini sad song...
#n: because with all their high tech equipment, it's pretty safe to say that the blind chick didn't record her video using a VHS camcorder, but rather a digital recorder. But at the end of it, it had that "snow" stuff, like when you turn off a VCR...please. Digital camcorders don't do that. That was a wasted useless special effect (not that that WAS a special effect or anything).
Just spent forever cleaning post-Labor day bbq (had more people than anticipated...but not as big as the July 3rd bash), my hands look like an old lady's hands. Any nails I had left have long since broken.
Sigh. I did a hand modeling job once...you wouldn't know it anymore.
Play my little violin for my mini sad song...
Sunday, September 04, 2005
30 Things Every Woman Should Have And Should Know By The Time She's 30
Well since i'm almost 30, I might as well scope out what Glamour says:
By 30, you should have:
1. One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who reminds you of how far you've come.
Yep...and yep.
2. A decent piece of furniture not prev. owned by anyone in your family.
Yep...my dining room set.
3. Something to wear if the employer or man of your dreams wants to see you in an hour.
First one, yep (although i never have it ironed, and I should)...as for the second one...yup! (in the laundry...so Tom Welling, give me enough time to take it to the dry cleaners if you should happen to call....)
4. A purse, a suitcase, and an umbrella you're not ashamed to be seen carrying.
Yes to all (I love my luggage), however I do have an umbrella that's yellow and has cats/dogs all over it...but it's from the Humane Society, so damn right i'm not ashamed to be seen carrying it.
5. A youth you're content to move beyond.
Hmmm...that one...still working on. Some old habits are hard to let go.
6. A past juicy enough that you're looking forward to retelling it in your old age.
Lol i don't think it's juicy, but then when we have girltalks somehow it always seems more scandalous retelling it...so yeah, it's juicy enough.
7. The realization that you are actually going to have an old age - and some money put aside to fund it.
Yes to the funding, no to any realization of getting old though.
8. An email address, a voicemailbox, and a bank account...all of which nobody has access to but you.
Well that's good in theory, but eventually you have to give someone access to that stuff in case you're medically too effed up to get to this stuff yourself. But emergencies aside, why would anyone else have access to my email? That's like letting someone else have my toothbrush...sure they can borrow it once if they have to, but it's NOT available for anytime use. (nor does anyone know my PWs).
9. A resume that is not in the slightest bit padded.
PLEASE! Of course it's padded.
10. One friend who makes you laugh, and one who lets you cry.
I have plenty who make me laugh, and a good number who would let me cry (I don't cry in front of people, but if I had to, I know which girlfriends I would cry to).
11. A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and black lace bra.
Screwdrivers: a set from Home Hardware (canadian) from the 70's, my new drill, and of course good ol' Victoria's Secret.
12. Something ridiculously expensive that you bought for yourself, just becuase you deserve it.
This is tricky...because I never feel like i deserve anything. And define "ridiculously expensive". That being said, i do have a skirt i bought ages ago and have worn ONCE...it's a gorgeous long black velvet skirt with red chinoiserie print trim along the side slits...it wasn't super expensive, but i was a student and it was almost $100US (that was like $130cdn at the time). I probably should wear it this winter....
13. The belief that you deserve it.
Umm yeah I've got 2 years till i'm 30...this one will most certainly not be accomplished by then. (Deserve it for what, simply existing? Please.)
14. A skin care regimen, an exercise routine, and a plan for dealing with those few other facets of life that don't get better after 30.
Yep, got the skincare routine, i work out, and i have no idea what other things don't get better after 30 other than cellulite (working on that too).
15. A solid start on a satisfying career, a satisfying relationship, and all those other facets of life that do get better.
Well, the career part is something left to be desired!
By 30 you should know:
1. How to fall in love without losing yourself.
I couldn't imagine that...it wouldn't be fun to fall in love if you didn't become a complete basket case. Oh wait did they mean lose sight of who you are? Yep, already know how to do that.
2. How you feel about having kids.
Yeah i want them. Not this second, but yes, i want them.
3. How to quit a job, break up with a man, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.
I think I've got those nailed down.
4. When to try harder and when to walk away.
Still have yet to learn that.
5. How to kiss in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn't like to have happen next.
Not that I'm an expert, but yes, I'd like to think that I know how to do that. HA i should have a kissing booth that has a survey at the end asking "did you think you would have to drive away or did you think you'd get to go inside and get laid?"
6. The names of: the secretary of state, your great grandmother, and the best tailor in town.
Good LORD i should write my parents with that. And I DO need a tailor. This one's doable.
7. How to live alone, even if you don't like to.
Are you kidding me? The whole 3 months I was actually without parents or a boyfriend was the most fabulous time of my life...not that it was fun, I cried a ton of it, but because I could actually start letting go of some of my paranoias.
8. How to take control of your own birthday.
Nicole and Carrie: Damn right we did this one! We succeeded in our plan.
9. That you can't change the length of your calves, the width of your hips, or the nature of your parents.
I refuse to "know" any of the above.
10. That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it's over.
Yeah mother effer? Ask my parents that...
11. What you would or wouldn't do for money or love.
Mull this one over for a bit. Yep, I'm pretty confident in knowing this stuff (I would take a pay cut for a job with an office in a heartbeat!).
12. That nobody gets away with smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or not flossing for very long.
I've smoked maybe 7 times in my life (drunk), I rarely drink (okay I did have my alcoholic years), I've smoked pot twice in my life and hated it (well maybe it's more like i hated the boy that made me do it when I didn't want to), and I floss every single day.
13. Who you can trust, who you can't, and why you shouldn't take it personally.
Forever a work in process...
14. Not to apologize for something that isn't your fault.
Well i've got 2 years to learn this one...
15. Why they say life begins at 30.
Reincarnated life? Because I think i'll shoot myself on my 30th birthday. Or get botox...whichever one i'm in the mood for.
By 30, you should have:
1. One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who reminds you of how far you've come.
Yep...and yep.
2. A decent piece of furniture not prev. owned by anyone in your family.
Yep...my dining room set.
3. Something to wear if the employer or man of your dreams wants to see you in an hour.
First one, yep (although i never have it ironed, and I should)...as for the second one...yup! (in the laundry...so Tom Welling, give me enough time to take it to the dry cleaners if you should happen to call....)
4. A purse, a suitcase, and an umbrella you're not ashamed to be seen carrying.
Yes to all (I love my luggage), however I do have an umbrella that's yellow and has cats/dogs all over it...but it's from the Humane Society, so damn right i'm not ashamed to be seen carrying it.
5. A youth you're content to move beyond.
Hmmm...that one...still working on. Some old habits are hard to let go.
6. A past juicy enough that you're looking forward to retelling it in your old age.
Lol i don't think it's juicy, but then when we have girltalks somehow it always seems more scandalous retelling it...so yeah, it's juicy enough.
7. The realization that you are actually going to have an old age - and some money put aside to fund it.
Yes to the funding, no to any realization of getting old though.
8. An email address, a voicemailbox, and a bank account...all of which nobody has access to but you.
Well that's good in theory, but eventually you have to give someone access to that stuff in case you're medically too effed up to get to this stuff yourself. But emergencies aside, why would anyone else have access to my email? That's like letting someone else have my toothbrush...sure they can borrow it once if they have to, but it's NOT available for anytime use. (nor does anyone know my PWs).
9. A resume that is not in the slightest bit padded.
PLEASE! Of course it's padded.
10. One friend who makes you laugh, and one who lets you cry.
I have plenty who make me laugh, and a good number who would let me cry (I don't cry in front of people, but if I had to, I know which girlfriends I would cry to).
11. A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and black lace bra.
Screwdrivers: a set from Home Hardware (canadian) from the 70's, my new drill, and of course good ol' Victoria's Secret.
12. Something ridiculously expensive that you bought for yourself, just becuase you deserve it.
This is tricky...because I never feel like i deserve anything. And define "ridiculously expensive". That being said, i do have a skirt i bought ages ago and have worn ONCE...it's a gorgeous long black velvet skirt with red chinoiserie print trim along the side slits...it wasn't super expensive, but i was a student and it was almost $100US (that was like $130cdn at the time). I probably should wear it this winter....
13. The belief that you deserve it.
Umm yeah I've got 2 years till i'm 30...this one will most certainly not be accomplished by then. (Deserve it for what, simply existing? Please.)
14. A skin care regimen, an exercise routine, and a plan for dealing with those few other facets of life that don't get better after 30.
Yep, got the skincare routine, i work out, and i have no idea what other things don't get better after 30 other than cellulite (working on that too).
15. A solid start on a satisfying career, a satisfying relationship, and all those other facets of life that do get better.
Well, the career part is something left to be desired!
By 30 you should know:
1. How to fall in love without losing yourself.
I couldn't imagine that...it wouldn't be fun to fall in love if you didn't become a complete basket case. Oh wait did they mean lose sight of who you are? Yep, already know how to do that.
2. How you feel about having kids.
Yeah i want them. Not this second, but yes, i want them.
3. How to quit a job, break up with a man, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.
I think I've got those nailed down.
4. When to try harder and when to walk away.
Still have yet to learn that.
5. How to kiss in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn't like to have happen next.
Not that I'm an expert, but yes, I'd like to think that I know how to do that. HA i should have a kissing booth that has a survey at the end asking "did you think you would have to drive away or did you think you'd get to go inside and get laid?"
6. The names of: the secretary of state, your great grandmother, and the best tailor in town.
Good LORD i should write my parents with that. And I DO need a tailor. This one's doable.
7. How to live alone, even if you don't like to.
Are you kidding me? The whole 3 months I was actually without parents or a boyfriend was the most fabulous time of my life...not that it was fun, I cried a ton of it, but because I could actually start letting go of some of my paranoias.
8. How to take control of your own birthday.
Nicole and Carrie: Damn right we did this one! We succeeded in our plan.
9. That you can't change the length of your calves, the width of your hips, or the nature of your parents.
I refuse to "know" any of the above.
10. That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it's over.
Yeah mother effer? Ask my parents that...
11. What you would or wouldn't do for money or love.
Mull this one over for a bit. Yep, I'm pretty confident in knowing this stuff (I would take a pay cut for a job with an office in a heartbeat!).
12. That nobody gets away with smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or not flossing for very long.
I've smoked maybe 7 times in my life (drunk), I rarely drink (okay I did have my alcoholic years), I've smoked pot twice in my life and hated it (well maybe it's more like i hated the boy that made me do it when I didn't want to), and I floss every single day.
13. Who you can trust, who you can't, and why you shouldn't take it personally.
Forever a work in process...
14. Not to apologize for something that isn't your fault.
Well i've got 2 years to learn this one...
15. Why they say life begins at 30.
Reincarnated life? Because I think i'll shoot myself on my 30th birthday. Or get botox...whichever one i'm in the mood for.
Labor Day indeed
Thank GOD tomorrow is a holiday.
I want to read this book:
I'm totally fascinated with marketing and PR tactics...I dig that stuff. And every now and then I see a commercial and i'm like "dang...that was genius. If i needed ((insert product type: men's deodorant, baby diapers, medication)) then i sure would have fallen for that ad".
I remember a Philips commercial years ago that was so amazing, every time it came on tv I was mesmerized...it had a fantastic theme song and the images were like...whoa.
Heck, the full-length commerical for Britney's Curious perfume is very, very well done...you just have to forget that it's Mrs. K-Fed in the commercial. And I have to forget that the dude in it is Rex from Days Of Our Lives. But that aside, I think it's a very well done commercial (and must have worked....it's a top selling perfume for 2005).
I need new clothes BAD. Having serious issues adjusting to live in SoCal. First moving to northern cali was hard, because the weather is so different from in Ottawa...like it gets wayyyyy cold at night, but definitely not winter coat/winter boots level...and honestly, there's so many more guys who work in tech there, they inherently feel the need to crank up the A/C no matter what job (the entire time i livedin the bay area, and with all 3 different companies i worked for, i was STILL wearing big turtlenecks in summer to work).
Now that I live in frickin' OC, this weather is bloody hot. And i'm SO not used to needing to wear tshirts and crap inside (even in Ottawa, in summer, it's so humid outside that the A/C is big time cranked up inside)...so i've got NOTHING cute to wear to work and part of me just can't justify buying cute summery stuff becuase i'm still a Canadian girl at heart (i.e. why buy cute summer stuff when summer is only 2 months long anyway). I'm fighting it tooth and nail. Heck, i've got a snowman thing hanging up on my front door still.
In other complaining news...I officially need a pedicure, which i hate admitting to because it's WAY too California for me to do that...but um yeah i've also never owned so many open-toed shoes. (Well minus one pair that broke today, but those are a pair that i wore to one of my proms so i guess eventually they were bound to disintegrate eventually).
And YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS: THE OC STARTS THIS WEEK! IT'S GOING TO BE FABULOUS!
Came home today from work to find that my cat Stash puked on the carpet. Well at least it's better than when Marmalade peed on the bed a few days ago. I swear, my house is becoming a frickin' BARN...i can't keep up with the cleaning. And it's not that i can't keep up really...i just don't care to anymore. Before, it used to be just me and Marmalade...that was manageable. The household has doubled in size and there's no way I can keep up. I'm defeated.
Thank God for Bissell's Little Green Machine...a pet owner's best friend. Well, 2nd best friend :)
I want to read this book:
I'm totally fascinated with marketing and PR tactics...I dig that stuff. And every now and then I see a commercial and i'm like "dang...that was genius. If i needed ((insert product type: men's deodorant, baby diapers, medication)) then i sure would have fallen for that ad".
I remember a Philips commercial years ago that was so amazing, every time it came on tv I was mesmerized...it had a fantastic theme song and the images were like...whoa.
Heck, the full-length commerical for Britney's Curious perfume is very, very well done...you just have to forget that it's Mrs. K-Fed in the commercial. And I have to forget that the dude in it is Rex from Days Of Our Lives. But that aside, I think it's a very well done commercial (and must have worked....it's a top selling perfume for 2005).
I need new clothes BAD. Having serious issues adjusting to live in SoCal. First moving to northern cali was hard, because the weather is so different from in Ottawa...like it gets wayyyyy cold at night, but definitely not winter coat/winter boots level...and honestly, there's so many more guys who work in tech there, they inherently feel the need to crank up the A/C no matter what job (the entire time i livedin the bay area, and with all 3 different companies i worked for, i was STILL wearing big turtlenecks in summer to work).
Now that I live in frickin' OC, this weather is bloody hot. And i'm SO not used to needing to wear tshirts and crap inside (even in Ottawa, in summer, it's so humid outside that the A/C is big time cranked up inside)...so i've got NOTHING cute to wear to work and part of me just can't justify buying cute summery stuff becuase i'm still a Canadian girl at heart (i.e. why buy cute summer stuff when summer is only 2 months long anyway). I'm fighting it tooth and nail. Heck, i've got a snowman thing hanging up on my front door still.
In other complaining news...I officially need a pedicure, which i hate admitting to because it's WAY too California for me to do that...but um yeah i've also never owned so many open-toed shoes. (Well minus one pair that broke today, but those are a pair that i wore to one of my proms so i guess eventually they were bound to disintegrate eventually).
And YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS: THE OC STARTS THIS WEEK! IT'S GOING TO BE FABULOUS!
Came home today from work to find that my cat Stash puked on the carpet. Well at least it's better than when Marmalade peed on the bed a few days ago. I swear, my house is becoming a frickin' BARN...i can't keep up with the cleaning. And it's not that i can't keep up really...i just don't care to anymore. Before, it used to be just me and Marmalade...that was manageable. The household has doubled in size and there's no way I can keep up. I'm defeated.
Thank God for Bissell's Little Green Machine...a pet owner's best friend. Well, 2nd best friend :)
Can't sleep
It's 1:03am, can't sleep...my cat Marmalade is desperately trying to jump on the keyboard (she's gotten as far as my lap and is rubbing her nose alllll over me...um yeah my cat drools).
I know this is the most chick-ish thing I can say, but...I really want to see the new Reese Witherspoon movie.
I can't imagine anyone else actually wanting to see that movie so I guess i'll have to Netflix it later.
I don't have a romantic bone in my body not anymore anyway ...but every now and then, a girl's gotta see a movie that makes her heart skip a beat, makes her hold her breathe, makes her sigh in relief when the boy gets the girl.
Speaking of gender politics...
My friends and I are constantly debating the whole He's Just Not That Into You stuff. And other guy-related issues. And here's what it generally comes down to...
Guys have NO IDEA how much power they have over us. And don't even think for a second that chicks have the same power back...maybe initially, but then once you get past that 3-month phase and you start to see your woman without makeup (or shaved legs) on a regular basis...um yeah there's no hold.
We analyze the hell out of men. When we like a guy, we wonder his every move...or lack of moves... we wonder what phone calls mean, what emails mean...what LACK of emails mean...what does it mean when a guy gets his gf a pair of sunglasses for her birthday (that she didn't want, but he thought she needed?)...what does it mean when a guy gives a motion detector?! What does it mean when a guy says he wants more "open communication" but refuses to do anything other than texting?!
I'd like to think that at my age (yes, my old age), I know guys pretty well. I know that you should NOT ever let him know 99% of your fears, your paranoias...that doing "the talk" is the kiss of death...that have to bite that bullet and try to be the "cool girl" with things that freak the hell out of you ("oh honey, you want to go away to vegas for a bachelor party? And you plan on going to every strip joint? Have loads of fun and I'll see you when you get back!" really means "oh dear GOD i'm going to be sick, i'm going to throw up, he's going to sleep with a whore and get some sick STD and then I'm going to get that sick STD but i don't want to look like i'm clingy or needy so i'll act like i'm cool with it even though i'll eat ice cream the entire time he's gone")...
Do chicks know better than to get all psycho? Of course we do. But when we're actually thrown into the pit...estrogen, adrenaline, fear, lust, and the potential for new love make us act like a bunch of loons as the "logic chip" somehow gets deactivated.
Onto other topics...
I went to the library today (yes, i love the library...my parents actually THREW OUT our tv, like physically took it and threw it on concrete...we had no TV for the longest time which is another post for another time so books were my only salvation for the longest time which is a damn good thing because my brain would have turned to mush, much like it has now) and picked up the following magazines:
- Cosmo
- Glamour
- InStyle
- Self
- Forbes
- Smart Money
- Psychology Today
Which really would make you think i'm a beauty and fashion-obsessed chick who works out, worries about money, and wants to know the reason for all of the above traits. Yeah i'm pretty 2D.
I bought a pair of knee-high boots today, not sure if i'm keeping them. I can talk myself out of ANY purchase.
Also bought a pair of relatively low jeans, but they made my butt look half decent, although now i'll have to figure out what shirt i can wear that's long enough so that i don't look like some 15 year old teenie bopper showing her gut to work (which wouldn't be so bad if my gut wasn't so effing brutal!)
Is it safe to say that i've got excessive anxiety at 1:23am? Absolutely. My brain is always running at a mile a minute, but when I can't sleep (probably from that 2 hour nap today) it's on hyperdrive...if I don't give myself an ulcer I'll certainly have a heart attack from the panic attack.
I know this is the most chick-ish thing I can say, but...I really want to see the new Reese Witherspoon movie.
I can't imagine anyone else actually wanting to see that movie so I guess i'll have to Netflix it later.
I don't have a romantic bone in my body not anymore anyway ...but every now and then, a girl's gotta see a movie that makes her heart skip a beat, makes her hold her breathe, makes her sigh in relief when the boy gets the girl.
Speaking of gender politics...
My friends and I are constantly debating the whole He's Just Not That Into You stuff. And other guy-related issues. And here's what it generally comes down to...
Guys have NO IDEA how much power they have over us. And don't even think for a second that chicks have the same power back...maybe initially, but then once you get past that 3-month phase and you start to see your woman without makeup (or shaved legs) on a regular basis...um yeah there's no hold.
We analyze the hell out of men. When we like a guy, we wonder his every move...or lack of moves... we wonder what phone calls mean, what emails mean...what LACK of emails mean...what does it mean when a guy gets his gf a pair of sunglasses for her birthday (that she didn't want, but he thought she needed?)...what does it mean when a guy gives a motion detector?! What does it mean when a guy says he wants more "open communication" but refuses to do anything other than texting?!
I'd like to think that at my age (yes, my old age), I know guys pretty well. I know that you should NOT ever let him know 99% of your fears, your paranoias...that doing "the talk" is the kiss of death...that have to bite that bullet and try to be the "cool girl" with things that freak the hell out of you ("oh honey, you want to go away to vegas for a bachelor party? And you plan on going to every strip joint? Have loads of fun and I'll see you when you get back!" really means "oh dear GOD i'm going to be sick, i'm going to throw up, he's going to sleep with a whore and get some sick STD and then I'm going to get that sick STD but i don't want to look like i'm clingy or needy so i'll act like i'm cool with it even though i'll eat ice cream the entire time he's gone")...
Do chicks know better than to get all psycho? Of course we do. But when we're actually thrown into the pit...estrogen, adrenaline, fear, lust, and the potential for new love make us act like a bunch of loons as the "logic chip" somehow gets deactivated.
Onto other topics...
I went to the library today (yes, i love the library...my parents actually THREW OUT our tv, like physically took it and threw it on concrete...we had no TV for the longest time which is another post for another time so books were my only salvation for the longest time which is a damn good thing because my brain would have turned to mush, much like it has now) and picked up the following magazines:
- Cosmo
- Glamour
- InStyle
- Self
- Forbes
- Smart Money
- Psychology Today
Which really would make you think i'm a beauty and fashion-obsessed chick who works out, worries about money, and wants to know the reason for all of the above traits. Yeah i'm pretty 2D.
I bought a pair of knee-high boots today, not sure if i'm keeping them. I can talk myself out of ANY purchase.
Also bought a pair of relatively low jeans, but they made my butt look half decent, although now i'll have to figure out what shirt i can wear that's long enough so that i don't look like some 15 year old teenie bopper showing her gut to work (which wouldn't be so bad if my gut wasn't so effing brutal!)
Is it safe to say that i've got excessive anxiety at 1:23am? Absolutely. My brain is always running at a mile a minute, but when I can't sleep (probably from that 2 hour nap today) it's on hyperdrive...if I don't give myself an ulcer I'll certainly have a heart attack from the panic attack.
Blade Trinity
Yeah yeah, I know, the movie's been out for like...ever. But I had this bad feeling about it, and I love LOVED loved the first one, kinda liked the second one...I just didn't want the memory to be bastardized.
Then a coworker told me to watch it, so finally, I Netflixed it.
OH
MY
GOD
That's 2 hours of my life i'll never get back. What a horrible, horrible movie.
Let's go through the list:
1. Yeah mother effer, I know it's supposed to take place in the US. But I hate when moviemakers get sloppy (like Dawn of the Dead...supposed to be in like Wisconsin or something and then they show them eating out of a PFK bucket...That's Poulet Frit Kentucky...aka KFC...only in Canada would you see that...when Blade is chasing that Drake guy PLEASE don't tell me that that was the cool name to give Dracula, he's jumping buildings and one is an abandoned type building...it has the faded logo of another company...that was a HUGE ASS "The Bay" sign (for anyone not in the know: The Bay = Hudson's Bay Company, kind of like the Canadian version of JCPenney).
2. They needed to get that Drake guy's blood, but initially Blade is all fighting and shooting at him...and silver stuff makes them turn to ashes...so why would you risk that when you need the blood so bad?
3. I have serious issues with the excessive use of Apple equipment. I get it. Jessica Biel likes her iPod. I get it. You can make playlists so easy, even when you're about to go slay some vampires. I get it. And i highly doubt that EVERYONE doing underground covert vampire missions would have a ton of Macs...granted maybe ONE for designing stuff, but like that one dude who was supposed to be an uber nerd...i'd like to think he'd have something other than a friggin' Mac...like some modded Dell or something!
4. And on that same note, this applies to 99% of all movies out there: your computer doesn't make a high pitched "digital" noise when it's bringing up info or searching or Closing-Down-Because-I-Typed-In-A-Simple-7-Character-Emergency-String...that drives me SO crazy. I really keep meaning to make a list of all the movies that don't do stupid stuff like that...maybe it was okay in 1985, but geezus enough people get the idea of how computers work...Heck i remember seeing a movie where they used Yahoo as a search engine (and i was so happy they weren't using a Mac), but it STILL did that stupid digital-search-ding noise when it searched! WTF people!
5. Umm the virus is a true vampire virus...i'm pretty sure it needed to be spread a wee bit better than it did in the movie. I have no faith that vampires were wiped out, because i'm pretty sure the virus was just contained within the building since the vampires didn't exactly go running outside, where other vampires could then get the virus and pass it on. Retarded.
6. If you were a vampire, would you REALLY be wearing white shirts all the time? I mean, blood stains people...basically they wore crisp white shirts that had to be thrown out each day. And specifically, that Drake guy...c'mon dude. You and I both know that you're a sloppy eater...it's not like you can walk into Macy's and get yourself a new shirt.
7. And speaking of...he goes into that goth store, and makes a bloody mess (ha ha bad pun) when attacking hte chick, but when he's chowing on Parker Posey's neck, not even a hint of blood around his mouth.
I really hate when moviemakers eff up their credibility.
8. On that same note...Ryan Reynolds and Triple H are fighting for like, hours, in a room filled with broken glass...and not a single scratch. NOT ONE. Didn't anyone see Die Hard? Remember how jacked up Bruce Willis' feet were?! Exactly. Heck, considering they just use sugar to make those "windows"...even hardened sugar would at least SCRATCH you.
9. We all know the blind chick is the alcoholic actress from American Pie. That's like when they try casting Tara Reid in smart girl roles. It's just not happening.
10. This is more out of pity really...when Blade came out, techno music was still super huge...but now it just seems kind of dated to hear techno music during fight sequences.
Sigh. 2 hours of my life wasted. 2 hours of my wrinkles getting deeper and worse.
Speaking of, i really REALLY need to get back to selling my crap on ebay, so at least i can start a Botox fund...after Stefanie said her sister got it done, i'm way inspired.
Speaking of excessive use of the word "way"....must by Clueless Whatever Edition asap.
Then a coworker told me to watch it, so finally, I Netflixed it.
OH
MY
GOD
That's 2 hours of my life i'll never get back. What a horrible, horrible movie.
Let's go through the list:
1. Yeah mother effer, I know it's supposed to take place in the US. But I hate when moviemakers get sloppy (like Dawn of the Dead...supposed to be in like Wisconsin or something and then they show them eating out of a PFK bucket...That's Poulet Frit Kentucky...aka KFC...only in Canada would you see that...when Blade is chasing that Drake guy PLEASE don't tell me that that was the cool name to give Dracula, he's jumping buildings and one is an abandoned type building...it has the faded logo of another company...that was a HUGE ASS "The Bay" sign (for anyone not in the know: The Bay = Hudson's Bay Company, kind of like the Canadian version of JCPenney).
2. They needed to get that Drake guy's blood, but initially Blade is all fighting and shooting at him...and silver stuff makes them turn to ashes...so why would you risk that when you need the blood so bad?
3. I have serious issues with the excessive use of Apple equipment. I get it. Jessica Biel likes her iPod. I get it. You can make playlists so easy, even when you're about to go slay some vampires. I get it. And i highly doubt that EVERYONE doing underground covert vampire missions would have a ton of Macs...granted maybe ONE for designing stuff, but like that one dude who was supposed to be an uber nerd...i'd like to think he'd have something other than a friggin' Mac...like some modded Dell or something!
4. And on that same note, this applies to 99% of all movies out there: your computer doesn't make a high pitched "digital" noise when it's bringing up info or searching or Closing-Down-Because-I-Typed-In-A-Simple-7-Character-Emergency-String...that drives me SO crazy. I really keep meaning to make a list of all the movies that don't do stupid stuff like that...maybe it was okay in 1985, but geezus enough people get the idea of how computers work...Heck i remember seeing a movie where they used Yahoo as a search engine (and i was so happy they weren't using a Mac), but it STILL did that stupid digital-search-ding noise when it searched! WTF people!
5. Umm the virus is a true vampire virus...i'm pretty sure it needed to be spread a wee bit better than it did in the movie. I have no faith that vampires were wiped out, because i'm pretty sure the virus was just contained within the building since the vampires didn't exactly go running outside, where other vampires could then get the virus and pass it on. Retarded.
6. If you were a vampire, would you REALLY be wearing white shirts all the time? I mean, blood stains people...basically they wore crisp white shirts that had to be thrown out each day. And specifically, that Drake guy...c'mon dude. You and I both know that you're a sloppy eater...it's not like you can walk into Macy's and get yourself a new shirt.
7. And speaking of...he goes into that goth store, and makes a bloody mess (ha ha bad pun) when attacking hte chick, but when he's chowing on Parker Posey's neck, not even a hint of blood around his mouth.
I really hate when moviemakers eff up their credibility.
8. On that same note...Ryan Reynolds and Triple H are fighting for like, hours, in a room filled with broken glass...and not a single scratch. NOT ONE. Didn't anyone see Die Hard? Remember how jacked up Bruce Willis' feet were?! Exactly. Heck, considering they just use sugar to make those "windows"...even hardened sugar would at least SCRATCH you.
9. We all know the blind chick is the alcoholic actress from American Pie. That's like when they try casting Tara Reid in smart girl roles. It's just not happening.
10. This is more out of pity really...when Blade came out, techno music was still super huge...but now it just seems kind of dated to hear techno music during fight sequences.
Sigh. 2 hours of my life wasted. 2 hours of my wrinkles getting deeper and worse.
Speaking of, i really REALLY need to get back to selling my crap on ebay, so at least i can start a Botox fund...after Stefanie said her sister got it done, i'm way inspired.
Speaking of excessive use of the word "way"....must by Clueless Whatever Edition asap.
Friday, September 02, 2005
My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any sports where balls fly by my nose
Good LORD i feel like trash today.
And i can't get Mariah Carey out of my head:
Heartbreaker, you got the best of me
But I just keep on coming back incessantly
Oh why, did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start
You'd go and break my heart
I think after awhile, your body starts to biodegrade while you're alive. Or at least, maybe I am. My back is jacked up (I think my 16lbs cat slept on me last night, for the whole 4 hours he actually let me sleep), my skin is messed up and I think i'm breaking out (well, at least it's on a holiday weekend), AND i broke half my nails wtf.
OMG I'm biodegrading at my desk right now as I type. Oh the humanity.
So I don't have too much to randomly gripe about, mostly because i'm so bloody tired and also because i'm just an airhead today.
Ignore anything i say or write today...it won't make much sense.
And i can't get Mariah Carey out of my head:
Heartbreaker, you got the best of me
But I just keep on coming back incessantly
Oh why, did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start
You'd go and break my heart
I think after awhile, your body starts to biodegrade while you're alive. Or at least, maybe I am. My back is jacked up (I think my 16lbs cat slept on me last night, for the whole 4 hours he actually let me sleep), my skin is messed up and I think i'm breaking out (well, at least it's on a holiday weekend), AND i broke half my nails wtf.
OMG I'm biodegrading at my desk right now as I type. Oh the humanity.
So I don't have too much to randomly gripe about, mostly because i'm so bloody tired and also because i'm just an airhead today.
Ignore anything i say or write today...it won't make much sense.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Miss Hoover, my cat's name is mittens
Normally I'd be ecstatic that it's Thursday, but that means tomorrow is Friday and I've got a boatload of work due tomorrow. I'll probably be the big loser working on a holiday weekend. WTF.
Anyway, I found this online and I almost died laughing.
Why is it that when you NEED to find jeans, nothing fits right?! I swear I have the most jacked up body. I tried on over a dozen, found an okay pair except the stitching is this insanely bright color and i'm debating if i should just take a permanent market to cover each stitch.
Yeah it's a boring day. I'm tired. Bite me.
Anyway, I found this online and I almost died laughing.
Why is it that when you NEED to find jeans, nothing fits right?! I swear I have the most jacked up body. I tried on over a dozen, found an okay pair except the stitching is this insanely bright color and i'm debating if i should just take a permanent market to cover each stitch.
Yeah it's a boring day. I'm tired. Bite me.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
No soup for you
Yes, i am indeed fabulous:
We LOVE your wife! She is VERY cute!!
You should get her on her own TV show! I think she could pull it off...
I never watch Rock Star: INXS, but since I was at the gym forever last night I was forced to watch it (I've seen maybe like 3 episodes)...
All I know is that everyone needs an Australian boy. Mmm mmm:
He's not super hot, but dang when he talks, and sings, and moves...that boy is hot as HELL. And i dig his hair. Mmm mmm good.
This morning so far I have:
- driven to work, only to realize that I left my wallet at home, which sucks because i wanted to go to the bank asap after work
- learned that I lost the raffle that I spent $20 on knowing that I probably would only win the stupid Souplantation GC
- spent 20 minutes trying to find my Old Navy gift card, only to find it when i was bitching to a coworker about how i can't find it
- had 3 mugs of passion tea
- added about 8 books to my Amazon wishlist, which really just means that i keep adding the stupid books that Amazon recommends "others who have purchased that book also bought..." ...
And Nicole, i don't know who's idea it was to start eating eggs. I'll give you that it must have been bizarre to be the first person chowing down on liquified chicken (and they probably tried eating the shell too) but i'm sure some poor dude in medieval times saw something coming out of the ass of a chicken and was so desperate, they ate the white blob after consuming the chicken.
I really want to know: how did they figure out to COOK it? I mean, an egg cooked looks nothing like an egg...you kind of know when you cook meat what it should look like...but an egg...kinda gets jacked up. Like who thought to boil it? Maybe an egg felli n when someone was boiling chicken or something. Or EWW maybe they were boiling chicken that had an egg in it...
Nasty nasty stuff.
We LOVE your wife! She is VERY cute!!
You should get her on her own TV show! I think she could pull it off...
I never watch Rock Star: INXS, but since I was at the gym forever last night I was forced to watch it (I've seen maybe like 3 episodes)...
All I know is that everyone needs an Australian boy. Mmm mmm:
He's not super hot, but dang when he talks, and sings, and moves...that boy is hot as HELL. And i dig his hair. Mmm mmm good.
This morning so far I have:
- driven to work, only to realize that I left my wallet at home, which sucks because i wanted to go to the bank asap after work
- learned that I lost the raffle that I spent $20 on knowing that I probably would only win the stupid Souplantation GC
- spent 20 minutes trying to find my Old Navy gift card, only to find it when i was bitching to a coworker about how i can't find it
- had 3 mugs of passion tea
- added about 8 books to my Amazon wishlist, which really just means that i keep adding the stupid books that Amazon recommends "others who have purchased that book also bought..." ...
And Nicole, i don't know who's idea it was to start eating eggs. I'll give you that it must have been bizarre to be the first person chowing down on liquified chicken (and they probably tried eating the shell too) but i'm sure some poor dude in medieval times saw something coming out of the ass of a chicken and was so desperate, they ate the white blob after consuming the chicken.
I really want to know: how did they figure out to COOK it? I mean, an egg cooked looks nothing like an egg...you kind of know when you cook meat what it should look like...but an egg...kinda gets jacked up. Like who thought to boil it? Maybe an egg felli n when someone was boiling chicken or something. Or EWW maybe they were boiling chicken that had an egg in it...
Nasty nasty stuff.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
I gotta shake it off
Is there anything more fabulous than the news of a Special "Whatever" Edition of Clueless on DVD?!!
I didn't think so.
So yesterday I got in the mail a DVD my brother had put together, we've been putting some of our reel-style home movies to disc. Initially we just transferred ones from before i was born (so that if they got screwed up, at least none of the precious memories of ME got damaged).
This one had stuff from when I lived in Ottawa even.
It's just crazy to see yourself as a kid...moving...smiling...there's one shot of me, around 3, doing some hopscotch thing...I was wearing a very JLo denim jumpsuit...then another one, my birthday in grade 3 or 4....made me want to scream at the screen of all the regrets i would soon have, all the things i should have done differently... "if you think you need to study computers, DON'T...go for the genetics thing...do the biotech thing...DON'T listen to our parents!!! And buy stock in ebay as soon as it's on the market...."...
Yeah. Depressing. I know.
I'm still super excited over this Clueless thing. That movie is like, my BIBLE....um in DVD format....
Monday, August 29, 2005
Valentine's Day in LB
WTF...why am I starving? So far today i've had a huge slice of banana bread, 2 huge slices of pizza, around 1/3 box of Apple Jacks, a packet of Reese's Pieces, a lean cuisine, 2 gardenburger patties, a boatload of these crustini things, and this vanilla breakfast bar thing.
Soooo hungry. Which is so sad since for sure i gotta go to the gym now tonight. Ugh.
ANYWAY
Have I mentioned yet how much i LOVE LOVE LOVE Laguna Beach?! Even though I'm old enough to be everyone's mother? You just can't write that sh*t, you really can't. (Excuse my language...i don't swear in real life, but i swear when i write...makes me feel badass or something).
Maybe it's because I relate to Jessica, or shall I say, she should relate to me since i'm 10 years older...EVERYTHING that girl does is exactly what I did...except that she called up her best friend to cry after a breakup, which I have never EVER done...it's just not my style. I don't know why...i mean, i'll gripe about my men to my girlfriends till the cows come home, but when it comes to the SERIOUS sh*t, I keep my mouth shut...probably because I don't want my drama to become someone else's drama, and probably because I don't want another female's opinion about Guy X who's crushing my heart.
This week's LB was the Vday episode...I've only ever had TWO Valentine's Days, since I was 15, where I was single. This is not to brag, but more to show how much of a serial monogamy kind of girl I am.
The 2nd Vday was horrible...I was seeing a guy who decided to not call me to tell me he was in Washington or something like that for a week, I mean we were only past Date 1 but I probably shouldn't have let him get to Date 2 considering he never even sent me flowers, or called, or even sent an e-card on Vday.
Unrelated note: when i questioned how his cat survived without him for so long, he said he had an electronic kitty litterbox...and YES that thing was so amazing, I've not only bought one for myself but i've convinced almost everyone to buy one as well. So for as much of a tool as I was for seeing this dude, at least I gained the valuable knowledge of how wonderful the Littermaid is
The first Vday when I was single was my best Valentine's Day ever.
It was my first one after me and my first boyfriend broke up (the one that i'll take a crowbar to if he EVER comes in my line of vision), which was a like 3 or 4 year relationship...I got to school...and one of my best friends Christine (who i still adore to this day, she's my bitch!) showed up with a carnation for me, becuase she knew that I would probably feel crappy on that Valentine's Day.
It was hands-down the most sweetest gesture ever, and no Valentine's Day of roses, candy, or jewelry will ever ever beat that single carnation she gave me.
Back to Laguna Beach, I absolutely adore Stephen but what the f*ck, that guy clearly gained the Freshman FIFTY THOUSAND his first year...his face is so puffy. I liked him lanky and lean...I guess really I should stop scoping out guys who are 19 when i'm 28....
Soooo hungry. Which is so sad since for sure i gotta go to the gym now tonight. Ugh.
ANYWAY
Have I mentioned yet how much i LOVE LOVE LOVE Laguna Beach?! Even though I'm old enough to be everyone's mother? You just can't write that sh*t, you really can't. (Excuse my language...i don't swear in real life, but i swear when i write...makes me feel badass or something).
Maybe it's because I relate to Jessica, or shall I say, she should relate to me since i'm 10 years older...EVERYTHING that girl does is exactly what I did...except that she called up her best friend to cry after a breakup, which I have never EVER done...it's just not my style. I don't know why...i mean, i'll gripe about my men to my girlfriends till the cows come home, but when it comes to the SERIOUS sh*t, I keep my mouth shut...probably because I don't want my drama to become someone else's drama, and probably because I don't want another female's opinion about Guy X who's crushing my heart.
This week's LB was the Vday episode...I've only ever had TWO Valentine's Days, since I was 15, where I was single. This is not to brag, but more to show how much of a serial monogamy kind of girl I am.
The 2nd Vday was horrible...I was seeing a guy who decided to not call me to tell me he was in Washington or something like that for a week, I mean we were only past Date 1 but I probably shouldn't have let him get to Date 2 considering he never even sent me flowers, or called, or even sent an e-card on Vday.
Unrelated note: when i questioned how his cat survived without him for so long, he said he had an electronic kitty litterbox...and YES that thing was so amazing, I've not only bought one for myself but i've convinced almost everyone to buy one as well. So for as much of a tool as I was for seeing this dude, at least I gained the valuable knowledge of how wonderful the Littermaid is
The first Vday when I was single was my best Valentine's Day ever.
It was my first one after me and my first boyfriend broke up (the one that i'll take a crowbar to if he EVER comes in my line of vision), which was a like 3 or 4 year relationship...I got to school...and one of my best friends Christine (who i still adore to this day, she's my bitch!) showed up with a carnation for me, becuase she knew that I would probably feel crappy on that Valentine's Day.
It was hands-down the most sweetest gesture ever, and no Valentine's Day of roses, candy, or jewelry will ever ever beat that single carnation she gave me.
Back to Laguna Beach, I absolutely adore Stephen but what the f*ck, that guy clearly gained the Freshman FIFTY THOUSAND his first year...his face is so puffy. I liked him lanky and lean...I guess really I should stop scoping out guys who are 19 when i'm 28....
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